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south korea is about to get hurricaned and i need some good jokes involving hurricanes typhoons tropical storms etc. |
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OP, baboon and typhoon both end with the same letters. Maybe you can leverage that to your comedic advantage? |
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Aug 25, 2015 03:26
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may through october is the pacific's manic phase. angry, crying, it lashes out at all that ask "are you doing ok, goni? are you sure, seems like you're upset"
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Aug 25, 2015 03:35
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Just rolled in on this jet stream and boy is my eye tired. |
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Aug 25, 2015 03:36
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why isn't there a scifi channel exclusive movie called hurricane vs tornado? typhoon vs twister?
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Aug 25, 2015 03:42
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hurricanes/typhoons are great and powerful and deserve your reverence and awe
paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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Aug 25, 2015 04:22
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Aug 25, 2015 04:33
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this thread blows
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Aug 25, 2015 05:19
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what kind of candy cane do u eat when ur in a rush?
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Aug 25, 2015 09:30
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it's s korea so include something about starcraft in your joke for some incredible laughs. |
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Aug 25, 2015 09:45
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BeanBandit posted:it's s korea so include something about starcraft in your joke for some incredible laughs. no thats blizzard ---------------- |
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Aug 25, 2015 10:00
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hurricane joke: the dykes the army built for new orleans
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Aug 25, 2015 12:39
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Opa Typhoon Style whoosh! whoosh! whoosh!
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Aug 25, 2015 12:54
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fema crisis actor posted:hurricane joke: the dykes the army built for new orleans because of this, the army scrapped the lesbian levy system ---------------- |
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Aug 25, 2015 12:59
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fema crisis actor posted:hurricane joke: the dykes the army built for new orleans looks like god was punishing new orleans for the wrong kind of homosexuality |
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Aug 25, 2015 13:46
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hurricane BYOB blows through the forums leavcing terror and ruin in its wake
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Aug 25, 2015 13:47
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les fleurs du mall posted:hurricane BYOB blows through the forums leavcing terror and ruin in its wake we haven't even recovered from hurricane Automotive Insanity and tropical storm Creative Convention is already gearing up |
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Aug 25, 2015 14:56
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Tropical Depression EN is ravaging the caribbean. |
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Aug 25, 2015 15:35
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typhoon aatrek caught us with our pants down
paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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Aug 25, 2015 17:48
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imagine if in the middle of a hyurricane you got on your surfing board and had a really good time rididng up and down it
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Aug 25, 2015 20:19
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les fleurs du mall posted:imagine if in the middle of a hyurricane you got on your surfing board and had a really good time rididng up and down it i have friends who surf the swells before hurricanes but i'm bad at surfing and paddling out when it's that choppy is really tiring. |
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Aug 25, 2015 20:38
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Spanish Manlove posted:i have friends who surf the swells before hurricanes but i'm bad at surfing and paddling out when it's that choppy is really tiring. i had that problem too so what i started doing was practicing surfing whenever and wherever i can, and not just near bodies of water. You can improvise your s'board out of everyday items in ur home or workplace. (Take off your shoes first because most of this is done with ur toes) but the best improv sboard is a human body if you stand on a nice big belly the wobbling is just like waves and they make a purrying sound if u put ur toes in the belly button just right happy surfing dudes! ---------------- |
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Aug 25, 2015 20:44
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- knock knock - who's there? - hurricane - hurricane who? - hurry! cane you run away from the storm? q: what do you get if you a cross a card game with a hurricane? a: bridge over troubled water |
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Aug 25, 2015 21:54
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ulvir posted:- knock knock these aren't mine, and I'm not angry fish, so here's the source http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/weatherjokes/hurricanejokes.html |
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Aug 25, 2015 21:54
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Qwerinty posted:because of this, the army scrapped the lesbian levy system Spanish Manlove posted:looks like god was punishing new orleans for the wrong kind of homosexuality Wasn't even going there, worded that comment wrong The joke is the whole system that the Army Corps of Engineers built to help prevent New Orleans from flooding, and that it's a bigger joke than the fact that it caused the worst flooding and the most deaths, and also totally screwed up the whole Mississippi River alluvial plain or whatever the gently caress, and basically made everything worse that they were trying to fix. Sorry I yelled *mad at federal incompetence and thinks nothing about katrina is funny* |
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Aug 25, 2015 23:17
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Aug 25, 2015 23:49
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i know what you mean by dykes, fema, i was just making a joke on the word dyke
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Aug 25, 2015 23:49
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eve is a bad game
paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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Aug 25, 2015 23:53
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Qwerinty posted:i know what you mean by dykes, fema, i was just making a joke on the word dyke It was early, should have said 'dam' Hurricanes suck e: I aint mad 
fema crisis actor fucked around with this message at 00:10 on Aug 26, 2015 |
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Aug 26, 2015 00:05
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hurficanes and durphoons |
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Aug 26, 2015 00:10
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google THIS posted:hurficanes and durphoons toatally. |
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Aug 26, 2015 00:10
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dangerous weather and natural disasters are extremely byob right now
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