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me: what is this medicine you are giving me doc? WizMD: it is a rare form of alchemy called a placebo me: how does it work? WizMD: hahahahahahaha. haha. Magic. me: nice. |
# ¿ Aug 27, 2015 16:10 |
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nurse: "why are you covered in myrrh, doctor wizard MD? doctor wizard MD: "antioxidants. good for the skin. Cheryl, can you get me some pink Himalayan rock salt?" nurse: "ooooh what sort of fancy magic is that for?" doctor wizard MD: "ughh... tacos, Cheryl. fish tacos. Jesus why does EVERYTHING have to be MaGiCaL with you?!? I'm tired of this poo poo." *flicks his wand and poofs away angrily* |
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