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He's a great doctor, but he only accepts the copay in gems.
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*holding a propofol drip* This is very powerful magic so just lie back and enjoy the ride.
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Aug 27, 2015 14:09
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uhm its interesting that you're all thinking of this guy as a wizard first, and a doctor second, instead of a doctor first, and a wizard second
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Aug 27, 2015 14:33
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Me: I need a spell to turn my ex into a slug.
Wizard MD: Take these. They're off-label but they'll loving put you on your rear end.
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Aug 27, 2015 14:34
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Doctor writing on paper: Just recite this incantation and your eczema will clear right up.
Me: I can't read this. Like, at all.
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Aug 27, 2015 14:39
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Wizard, m.d. finds out patient is going to die, but is bound by doctor-daemon confidentiality.
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Aug 27, 2015 15:44
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me: *eyeing large toad in the proctological exam room* a little too familiar if you ask me
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Aug 27, 2015 15:45
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"i'll be frank. you have six weeks to live, tops. I'd like to talk to you about your options for after that."
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Aug 27, 2015 16:16
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it's really hard to fit a ritual knife into the sharps bin
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Aug 27, 2015 19:44
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Scrubs is so unrealistic...no sigils anywhere
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Aug 27, 2015 19:45
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Doogie Potter, MD
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Aug 27, 2015 19:47
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Apr 27, 2024 22:25
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J.D. [voiceover]: ...and that's when I realized; Dr. Cox wasn't joking when he said he was a demon from Hell. He really was a demon from Hell, and all that stuff about the sacrifices we make as doctors was literal. [shrugs] I still had a lot to learn...
(In the background, Janitor watches impassively as an increasing number of animated mops dump water all over the floor, erasing J.D.'s ley lines)
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