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doc i wish i had a bigger dick lmao
selective enlarge person? hoo boy, where do i start
"alright, kid, the good news is you're not going to die. we've found the tumor in time to operate. the bad news is i haven't learned the sleeping spell yet, so you're gonna be wiiiiide awake for this. don't worry, i'll be able to pull your memories out of your head afterwards and you'll never remember this happening."
cone of cold is anesthetic enough
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lotta classism in this thread
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*A 70 year old wizard and general practitioner m.d.- he has prepared Polymorph: Healthy Person in every spell slot but one, every day of his adult life.*
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a Melf's Acid Bullet, is a good guy with Melf's Acid Bullet.
false; the only spell wizard, m.d. needs is wish, which can heal any affliction and even revive the dead, or replicate any wizard spell. it costs 5,000 XP, however, so he needs to play a lot of golf.
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Aug 27, 2015 20:05
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yeah i'm a wizard you can call me doc
i'll fix you up with my massive spells
med malpractice no place for it here
check your prostate whole fist in your wallet
i cost a lot but it's worth the bucks
too bad this rap is bad my rhyming needs work
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