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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > wizard, m.d.
 
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 Wizard: take two of these and call me in the morning

Me *reading*: Eye of newt, take two orally every day until symptoms clear? Doc this was just a check up. You said yourself I've got a clean bill of health...

Wizard: *waving hand* You will eat the drat newt eyes

Me: Did you just try to jedi mind trick me?

Wizard: Uhhhhh *disappears in puff of smoke, leaving a bill for $2000 behind*

* # ¿ Aug 27, 2015 14:28
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 *wizard doctor turning patient into duck*
WHO'S THE QUACK NOW, rear end in a top hat?

* # ¿ Aug 27, 2015 14:30
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 Doctor writing on paper: Just recite this incantation and your eczema will clear right up.

Me: I can't read this. Like, at all.

* # ¿ Aug 27, 2015 14:39
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 Dr. Cameron: I think it's lupus
Dr. House: It's not lupus.
Dr. Cameron: But you didn't even look at the charts.
Dr. House: I've seen this episode already.
Dr. Cameron: :aaa:
Dr. House: Bitch, I'm a wizard.

* # ¿ Aug 27, 2015 23:40
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Lil Cunty posted:

wizard m.d: I'm sorry but we can't save your hand. we have to amputate.

me: um, are you sure? my thumb is just kind of sore, I think from knitting maybe?

wizard m.d: I know this is hard, but we've done everything we can at this point

me: you're going to stick my hand in a jar of formaldehyde and use it in a spooky display aren't you

wizardm.d.: look we'll throw in a couple hydrocodone and a lumbar cushion, we just moved offices and this new place feels so sterile, it would really be doing us a huge favor
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