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you would think it would be awesome, having a wizard for a doctor, but it definitely has some cons |
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doctor: how is that new medication working? me: ribbit, ribbit doctor: well, that's to be expected. the swelling has gone down though, right? |
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Aug 27, 2015 14:02
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he's been working on his devination lately and it's driving me crazy "what brings you here today? wait, don't tell me! (puts hand to his forehead, concentrates) (sighs) ok, tell me." |
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Aug 27, 2015 14:03
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(wizard doctor sticks his wand in my ear) me: would it kill you to use an otoscope? |
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Aug 27, 2015 14:04
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"i'll be frank. you have six weeks to live, tops. I'd like to talk to you about your options for after that." |
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Aug 27, 2015 16:03
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BrownianMotion posted:me: what is this medicine you are giving me doc? |
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Aug 27, 2015 16:16
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it's really hard to fit a ritual knife into the sharps bin |
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Aug 27, 2015 16:45
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as with all surgeries there is a risk of infection, and there is also a 10% chance of critical failure resulting in your disintegration. sign here please. |
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Aug 27, 2015 22:33
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(a woman is in a hospital bed, in labor, with her husband) orderly: ok, looks like you're all set. the doctor will be here in a moment. (leaves) (a giant head appears) giant head: I AM GYNECOZ, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL. LET'S HAVE A BABY. (hours later) gynecoz: IT'S A BOY. THE GREAT AND POWERFUL GYNECOZ HAS SPOKEN. wife: we're parents, honey! husband: yeah, he looks just like...actually he looks kind of like...that orderly from earlier... (rustling from the other half of the semiprivate room) gynecoz: PAY NO ATTENTION TO THAT MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN. |
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