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Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
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hubris.height posted:

this is the weirdest alignment chart, there's just 9 chaotic evils

chaotic virginal

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Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
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ayn rand hand job posted:

mgs v is a day away

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22PRPAWEYyg
G E T   H Y P E

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
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Blackula69 posted:

yeah but it's $75 so no way

$75 CAD is less than $60 USD, our money is worthless

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
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Blackula69 posted:

Mad Max is only 24 gb if anyone was wondering

it wasnt sent out for review, it will be bad

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
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Notorious QIG posted:

confused and sticky

mods

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
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bump_fn posted:

its me. I'm poo poo man garbage boy and i stayed up to plat yhis trash game for neets

no thats me

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
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it's happening

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
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it wont even download for me. it keeps stopping, rescheduling five minutes ahead, then five minutes later downloads for like 5 seconds before rescheduling again

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
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i restarted and now it's downloading fine, thank you kojima-san

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
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cmykjester posted:

I kind of decided to pretty much just "Go for it" for now, I'll go back for stealth and S-Ranks later when I get more tools later in the game.

the game's structure is modeled of peace walker, so i assume the intent is that you'll machine gun your way through your first playthrough of a mission and then come back with better gear later in the game to get the s rank

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
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Ludwig van Halen posted:

also how do i get my ground zeros peeps into tpp?
i uploaded my save, downloaded it, and i don't have hideo in my mother base staff list

apparently the show up over the course of the game

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
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Yodzilla posted:

she is a dead ringer for a girl i went to middle and high school with

you may have gone to school with the mocap actress but realistically you're almost certainly just another victim of YOSPOS's epidemic of autism-related face blindness.

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
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goddamnit kaz

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
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Cold on a Cob posted:

lolll @ those breast physics

konami cutting corners by stealing breast physics code from Tecmo for the FOX engine

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
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Fabricated posted:

I need to fire some of my troublemakers because like every base update someone is getting out of the medbay only for someone else to replace them because fighting breaks out among the staff

If only Kojima had more time; I would have liked to have toured the base and beat the poo poo out of the troublemakers to straighten them out.

according to one of the pause screens if you put two troublemakers in the same unit they focus on each other

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
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Blackula69 posted:

hey, here's an idea: does somebody wanna give me their Mad Max save? I had just completed the big race and I had cleared all of the bottom half of the map and the area around deep Friah's place, including turning the valves back on. anyone around that point? shaggar?

here's a better idea: play mgsv instead

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
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Cold on a Cob posted:

apparently a lot of people in this thread but don't let that stop you from asking this every single loving time something like this comes up lol

the people who care need better things to care about

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
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time to hose down the games thread again, the nerds are gettin riled up about video game bikinis

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
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Fabricated posted:

my base is maxxed out and full to the point that as I fulton good dudes it autokicks the bad ones so I just started plowing through missions

I need to figure out where the loving missile guidance specialist is in this one mission but kinda annoyingly it's one of those where you have to tail people for a long distance and interrupting them by knocking everyone out fucks everything up

i wasn't able to get a guidance specialist from that, i had to get one from mission 21, the arms dealer is a guidance specialist

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

so when is mgsv in the timeline? like it seems like it's set in the 80s historically but all the tech seems futuristic and snake seems pretty old.

also I remember ocelot being a bad guy. so this must be past snake right?

am i even playing as snake? i can't tell.

you play as big boss (codename 'venom snake'), the guy solid snake is a clone of

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
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i fuckin love mount snakemore

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
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power botton posted:

what happens if you have a cleaning lady

die bourgoise scum

-posted from my iPhone 6

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
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ayn rand hand job posted:

brotherhood was good, but then they hosed up lucy's va's contract and it led to revelations modern day plot being hosed up

i lost all interest in the modern day plot when they killed lucy off, she was the only character i even vaguely liked bc ~kristen bell~

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
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Space-Pope posted:

you would play battlefield 4 to try to overcome the fact that you're a massive coward

you have a bizzare, stalker-like fixation with this one random yosposter, leave the forums and seek psychiatric treatment

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
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Ludwig van Halen posted:

really rolling with the punches

when you're known forum-wide as 'that dogfucker guy' there's really not many other options

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
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racing to finish metal gear before the semester gets started for real and my rear end is demolished by learning

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
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if we were to restart animal testing of rockets today, we would do well to use kotaku writers instead of monkeys

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
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yosposters love gamergate because it's proof that they are not literally the most pitiful form of human life in existence, if only by a razor-thin margin

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
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duTrieux. posted:

okay, serious question here.

i'm only now playing the borderlands games and i think they are very good. in particular i'm impressed that everybody just sort of fucks whomever they want and it's not treated as anything unique in the game and also that i don't remember any sort of self-masturbatory press releases or marketing about that.

were there self-masturbatory press releases for borderlands about how all sorts of characters unremarkably gay or bi or whatever?

because if there's anything that screams boardroom tokenism

anthony birch was one of the writers in borderlands 2. he, in order

- pressured his wife into an open relationship
- proceeded to fail miserably at finding anyone willing to gently caress him, unlike said wife
- eventually turned prison gay out of desperation (to no avail)
- was divorced by said wife, who had found someone better

the relationships of the characters in borderlands 2 are essentially anthony burch's attempts to gently caress vicariously through npcs

video games

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
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Knuc U Kinte posted:

Keep your disgusting accusations to yourself you hosed up furry sadbrain bitch.

whole lot of hypocrisy from space pope considering dog years don't factor into sex crime laws

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
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Blackula69 posted:

also apparently that woman is a gamergater? what? isn't that like being a race traitor?

the world is upside down, black is white, women video game journalists are gamergaters, donald trump is a leading presidential candidate, and yet Star Citizen is still never coming out

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
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Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
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Fabricated posted:

It's weird to have done a handful of missions with Quiet and have her help me waste a Skull squad or two, then come back to a random cutscene of her being tortured for no particularly clear reason.

Is there a explanation later for why future sadistic torture maniac Ocelot is the voice of reason who doesn't really seem to get off on torturing and executing people unnecessarily?

Like Kaz becoming a borderline psychotic rear end in a top hat due to having half his limbs blown off and having his organization, home base, and most of his friends blown up kinda makes sense.

not really an answer but kaz accuses ocelot of being a torture maniac but ocelot denies it. ocelot is never really a 'sadistic torture maniac', he only comes of as one in one and two because he's the one who interrogates you, which makes sense since he's established as being a trained kgb interrogator in tpp

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
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Kuvo posted:

cmgsvs:


also i randomly got that rain cutscene when going back to motherbase and :stare:

skip cutscene came in real handy that time

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
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Knuc U Kinte posted:

F...fa...fuh..fuh...no! I made a solemn vow to never use words that spread hate.

*furiously googles navaho word for 'human being'*

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
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its funny that yosposters compulsive need to pick sides in pointless internet fights is now forcing them to choose between gamergate and star citizen, like some massive sperg civil war

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
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SynthOrange posted:



I couldnt stop thinking about this so welp.

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
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Improbable Lobster posted:

i wish that there were games with dinosaurs that actually match current science instead of sci-fi dragonsaurs

yeah, i want a t rex who can only run for like 10 seconds before getting winded and can only kill its prey by biting it once and then follow it around waiting for the wound to get infected and kill it

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
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As a Millennial I posted:

the way i look at mgs story poo poo: kojima has specific scenes that he wants to see, then tries to write a story around those

the scenes themselves can be really cool & powerful but the story as a whole is dumb as hell. especially after five or six generations of retconning

i appreciate the mugs story stuff because it allows for crazy poo poo like 'language' to be a theme in a triple A video game, which is insane when you consider most games of that scale are stamped out like factory products on a yearly basis (e.g. assassins creed, madden)

also the patriot codec monologue about the electronic proliferation of useless information in the last part of mgs 2 was legitimately one of the most eerily accurate predictions I've ever encountered. he commented in 2001 something that society is just starting to grapple with today

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Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
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SynthOrange posted:



Well that was a waste of a few minutes

this is funny, ty

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