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dumb crambo
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ive just been taught a secret handshake, and i cant tell you about it....

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dumb crambo
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lots of people think they know the secret handshake, but they dont..... i know the secret handshake, not them......

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the secret handshake takes five minutes to complete if you know the optimal strats

weird

by zen death robot
i wear really long sleeves to protect the secrecy of my handshake

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weird

by zen death robot
it looks like i'm just in the middle of a hectic thumb war but we're actually doing a carefully choreographed handshake. not only does it let us recognise other club members, it makes us look very fierce when we do it. its only fitting for the fierce people club

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weird

by zen death robot
if you're really close with someone you don't need to prove it with a flashy handshake, that's why the couples' secret handshake is totally motionless

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it's up up down down circle circle square then press and hold the reset button. everyone has a different place for the reset button so it can get awkward

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The handshake had to be kept secret because of all the injury lawsuits. Plus it really was too lewd for some people.

:jerry:

ChairmanMeow

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Vynar posted:

The handshake had to be kept secret because of all the injury lawsuits. Plus it really was too lewd for some people.

not everyone likes to be shaken there

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

ChairmanMeow posted:

not everyone likes to be shaken there
not everyone has enough fat to make it a proper undulating wave of meat >:/

DeepQantas

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If you can't get it right you can always call Sierra Hotline for advice

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by Cyrano4747
a milkshake where the secret ingredient is puree of hands

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Thunder Moose

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fist bump-palm slide-cough twice-do a twirl-now with flair-jazz hands!

FartGhost

weird posted:

it looks like i'm just in the middle of a hectic thumb war but we're actually doing a carefully choreographed handshake. not only does it let us recognise other club members, it makes us look very fierce when we do it. its only fitting for the fierce people club

social vegan



i practiced the secret handshake in the mirror all of last night and boy are my arms tired

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

weird posted:

it looks like i'm just in the middle of a hectic thumb war but we're actually doing a carefully choreographed handshake. not only does it let us recognise other club members, it makes us look very fierce when we do it. its only fitting for the fierce people club
Only problem is now all the people not in the club know me as the guy who sucks at thumbwars.

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
there's one where you pop your hand off and swap hands with another person. it's a terrible price to pay, but the club really does have the best falafel in town

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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
yea you really got to hand it to them

FutonForensic

for real though, a handshake where you break each other's arm at the end would be really cool. it'd be painful, but it'd also show a lot of commitment and camaraderie. and you get to be cast buddies!! :kiddo:


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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Gee, I wouldn't want to be there when they get married

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