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if you're really angry, you don't even use Dear, but as you get into the letter you start relaxing and becoming more reasonable. example: Attn: Landlord Upon moving into your property, I discovered that the door lock was smashed off, there's a blackened abyss that eventually leads to a heavily bolted door in this weird closet, a strange closet that is higher up the wall than I am tall that sings softly whenever the light's off, and the clawfoot tub decided a good time to do squats was while I was taking a shower. None of these things were on the lease, that we agreed upon, and in no way did you inform me I was moving into Stephen King's winter inspiration apartment. Please come over here and fix the lock and add a circle of salt mixed with silver in the closet. In return I'll put a sound dampener in the closet and put some creatine down the tub's drain. Awaiting your reply, Qwerinty ---------------- |
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wtg just stapling that poo poo up on every wall and utility pole he comes across
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railroad terror posted:Dear Julio, lol ---------------- |
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