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sometimes you need to write a strongly worded letter to someone but you just dont know where to start. maybe youre too mad to type. maybe youre too mad to make sense. maybe the soul-crushing ennui of existence makes strongly wording things difficult, or maybe writing in general. post what you have here and ask for advice on turning your humdrum letter of mild disapproval into a scathing literary assault BUT ALSO say youre really dang mad. oh boy you just want to shout at somebody but you dont know who, or maybe you do know who but theyre your boss or your grandma or your own poor life choices so you cant. this is a good thread for you to post in. take that aimless rage and channel it into some fledgling strongly worded letter and help your fellow posters shine remember the cardinal rule of strongly worded letters: include a picture, to drive your point home and the other cardinal rule of strongly worded letters: dont say swears, they are rude and not professional (there is a third cardinal rule involving time capsules and writing strongly worded letters to future selves, but it is beyond the scope of this thread) example to get you started: quote:dear fuckturds, now if i were going to help myself i would post the following corrections quote:Dear _________ Care and Rehabilitation Center, |
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dear npr, do you guys even employ editors anymore? the last 3 articles i read had typos in them, one of which was IN THE TITLE OF THE ARTICLE. if thats what i wanted news to look like i'd just read my own facebook posts. you guys really suck now! wd
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 20:02 |
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dear starbucks, the biodegradable straws you just started using melted in my coffee this morning and now my coffee tastes like corn and i am really pissed aaaarrrrgggghhhhhhh TUESDAY IS RUINED
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 20:04 |
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Luvcow posted:dear pug dogs this is a mildly worded letter of apology. when I'm done at this appt I'm going to help you craft this into a strongly worded letter of complaint
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 21:21 |
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TWIST FIST posted:dear company that makes m&ms there is nothing to be done with this letter it's perfect. go ahead and send as is in fact, send with vigor
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 21:47 |
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Luvcow posted:dear pug dogs an angrier Luvcow in the future, hopefully posted:Dear Pug Dogs,
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 21:55 |
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saboten posted:british students tackled this important issue in the 80s Dear British People, Please stop reminding Americans how you already made every joke 30 years ago. We know already, but we think they sound better with flatter vowels and less humor. Warm wishes, WD-40, Esq.
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 22:07 |
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weird toppings guy posted:to whom it may concern, i can never be mad about the goat
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 23:23 |
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tao of lmao posted:is this real? yes and i would appreciate your help in writing a strongly worded letter abou tit
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 23:24 |
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Miss Psychosis posted:Dear self: Dear Miss Flavia Psychosis, Thank you for expressing your concerns. However, many technical advances have been made in the last decade and lasik surgery is now a painless and affordable option for many. Please call your optometrist at your earliest convenience for more information. With love, Miss Flavia Psychosis
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2015 00:19 |
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ChairmanMeow posted:Microsoft- Dear Microsoft, Eat a bag of assholes, you immense pillars of poo poo. I hope you all die in housefires and are reincarnated as housecats. I hope you develop chocolate allergies and pass them to your children. Windows 10 is a miscarried monstrosity of an operating system and just thinking about it makes me want to pull my fingernails out one by one. gently caress off you immeasurable fuckers, Madam Chairman
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2015 00:21 |
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lol I don't know but "It read like a siren" made me laugh and I'm imagining the pm and laughing a lot
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2015 03:20 |
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lol
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2015 03:41 |
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I dont
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railroad terror posted:Dear Julio,
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