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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > the Strongly Worded Letter workshop
 
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Lil Cunty posted:

dear starbucks,

the biodegradable straws you just started using melted in my coffee this morning and now my coffee tastes like corn and i am really pissed

aaaarrrrgggghhhhhhh TUESDAY IS RUINED

is this real?

* # ¿ Sep 1, 2015 20:26
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 17:03
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tao of lmao

 Dear Comcast,

Stop. Stop loving calling me. I don't want your landline phone service. I don't care if for whatever reason you bundle it with faster internet and more channels. I'm not getting your god drat landline. Stop pushing it on me. If I make any changes to your service, it's going to be cancelling the cable I use literally once a week to watch wrestling. Wrestling isn't even good I only watch it out of habit. Leave me alone!!!

Get hosed,
Julio

* # ¿ Sep 3, 2015 22:41
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tao of lmao

 :argh: comcast!!!! :argh:

* # ¿ Sep 4, 2015 21:04
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