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George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this






Wild West Mafia is a game for 11 players.

quote:

The frontier was always quieter than you thought it would be. Even a little bit of bustle seems like a storm of sound compared to the solitude of the open plains. This little town was in sad shape, and the reasons you had for moving out here were disappearing by the day. No railroad, no entertainment, not even a wagon full of travelers showed up more than once every couple of months. Mayfield wasnít even incorporated, and it wasnít gonna get any bigger now. Those outlaw camps to the northwest may be in another county, technically, but they mustíve run well out of folk to pillage on the other side of the river. Boss has been lookiní a lot more worried lately, and I reckon he has a lot to lose. For how little goes on out here, itís amazing how things can change in an instant. Thatís human nature for you.

Standard mafia rules apply. Thread will be closed at night, donít post after a day action or a hammer, etc.

Don't import drama, be petty towards others or make things personal in this thread.

This game has no relation to the Will Smith classic film Wild Wild West, but you can play the song and get it stuck in your head all the same.

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1. bowmore
2. CapitalistPig
3. CCKeane
4. chaoslord
5. Deadbeat Dad
6. Dhaes
7. GulagDolls
8. JakeP
9. Lumpen
10. Section 31
11. Tremendous Taste

George Kansas fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Sep 9, 2015

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Jump King
Aug 10, 2011



You're no Tim Tucker

0/5, not playing

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Lipstick Apathy

ill play

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this


MMM Whatchya Say posted:

You're no Tim Tucker

0/5, not playing

Nah I'm just a capps parachute

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



Farts.

Butts.

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this


CCKeane posted:

Farts.

Butts.

That vote goes Republican. We count that.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



BottleKnight posted:

That vote goes Republican. We count that.

I only vote ironically. This includes in mafia games.

I am in.

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this


CCKeane posted:

I only vote ironically. This includes in mafia games.

I am in.

I think we're approaching a world where it would be more appropriate to not vote for Trump to be ironic.

MMM Whatchya Say posted:

You're no Tim Tucker

0/5, not playing

is this a stealthy signup post

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010


POSTING
Champion
of
Something Awful


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwwuqNLKsJM

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Lipstick Apathy

Tim Tucker is my favorite Tom Tucker parody

GulagDolls
Jun 4, 2011



I will play, calmly and seriously

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011



BottleKnight posted:


is this a stealthy signup post

No

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this


GulagDolls posted:

I will play, calmly and seriously




you're right it was actually pretty obvious. thanks again for joining us!

Dhaes
Dec 1, 2006

You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.


this is a sign up post

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



Dhaes posted:

this is a sign up post

Dhaes let's be mafia bros this game.

Dhaes
Dec 1, 2006

You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.


CCKeane posted:

Dhaes let's be mafia bros this game.

you were why i signed up, my little potato

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

I'm in

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011



Remove me from this game booty knight

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Lipstick Apathy

Dhaes is like the original mafia poo poo poster and my hero

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this


This is the second time you posted first in my game but aren't playing in it MMM

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009



i'll take trip's place

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this


Pinterest Mom posted:

i'll take trip's place

Top of the list!

Lumpen
Apr 2, 2004

I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.


Plaster Town Cop

Hello Dhaes my old friend. I've come to talk with you again.

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this


I am amending this game to 16 players due to setup reasons. I'm aiming to write a bunch of flavor for everyone in this game so if it takes a while to fill up that's okay!

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum




In

Dhaes
Dec 1, 2006

You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.


BottleKnight posted:

I am amending this game to 16 players due to setup reasons. I'm aiming to write a bunch of flavor for everyone in this game so if it takes a while to fill up that's okay!

you could make it 12 or whatever, less names to keep track of

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

I'm going to do the unthinkable.....

let me in knight of bottles

Section 31
Mar 4, 2012


Is there empty spot left?

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this


Section 31 posted:

Is there empty spot left?

Yes! Welcome.

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this


I guess I should also mention, for the sake of not blindsiding any of you, that this game will be lights out. If any of you don't know what that means I'll explain what the specifics are when the game starts but you can also read here.

Section 31
Mar 4, 2012


BottleKnight posted:

Yes! Welcome.
Thanks!

I'm ready to gun down some outlaws.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



Section 31 posted:

Thanks!

I'm ready to gun down some outlaws.

CapPig is scum, you should start with him.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

CCKeane posted:

CapPig is scum, you should start with him.

We haven't gotten our role pm's yet Keane JEEZ

Section 31
Mar 4, 2012


CCKeane posted:

CapPig is scum, you should start with him.
I expect a good bounty prize for his head.

How much are you willing to offer?

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



Section 31 posted:

I expect a good bounty prize for his head.

How much are you willing to offer?

You can keep the bacon.

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011



Keane what would be your fantasy cast for a modern american remake of The Good, The Bad and The Weird

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

what are we waiting for?

Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005



Finally have some time to play in a game so yea sure

Section 31
Mar 4, 2012


CCKeane posted:

You can keep the bacon.
It's worthless. Offer something else, or I shall gun you down instead.

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CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



Section 31 posted:

It's worthless. Offer something else, or I shall gun you down instead.

Pretty scummy to threaten to shoot the mod confirmed sheriff.

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