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Bernie, he so old, he didn't break wind, he broke dust! Knock Knock Who's there? Martin O'Malley. Who? It's appropriate he's called "Donald" Trump because he's a real "Mickey Mouse" candidate!! Did you hear Hillary is making a porno? That's right, it's called Hillary's Muff Ted Cruz? He's a real shi-Ted! Lawrence Lessig? More like Lawrence LessTalkingPlease 
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Marco Rubio looks like the kinda twink that can take 11 inches without flinching
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Sep 4, 2015 03:01
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What does JEB stand for? Not much!!
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Voting Jill Stein. I'd prefer the Communists, but let's be realistic here.
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Why did the idiot Jeb cut his surname off? It reminded him of the time when his brother and father anally raped his election chances.
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Why did Hillary Rodham Clinton have sex with her brother? Her judgement was impaired from all those years in Washington.
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Rodham.
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Baloogan posted:Rodham.
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MicrowavesMom posted:Did you hear Hillary is making a porno? That's right, it's called Hillary's Muff Gangbenghazi
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Bernie so white, he has difficulty connecting with black voters
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I sent this great Hillary joke to my friend, but now I can't seem to find it in my outbox
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It looks like Bernie is the one getting berned now...by his birthday cake!!!!!!! (because it has a lot of candles on it)
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