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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Help! I learned about relationships from a homeschool textbook!
 
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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


 Still need to find out what a dick is?

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

AWarmBody posted:

Someone in my homeschool group joined the Marines or something after graduating. His parents would talk all the time about how the other guys made fun of him for "having values" and "being a virgin", which made them proud enough to wear their son's persecution like a badge of honor to the other homeschool parents.

I'm sure he didn't stay a virgin for long after joining. The green weenie hungers.

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


 Bless me father for I have sinned.
I was hungry but I had no money.
I entered a Costco with intention of buying anything but gorged on samples.
My shame is great.

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