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Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin


We all know its illegal to text and drive, but it's unsafe too. The Virginia Tech Transportation Institute found that text messaging creates a crash risk 23 times worse than driving while not distracted

Not only that, but a recent study has found TWD is up to 7x MORE dangerous than driving with a BAC of .15

But let's be honest here, sometimes it's fun to text in the middle of traffic or while cruising down an open stretch of road. Maybe other people can't handle two tasks at once without crashing their car, but I'm a GOOD driver. :smuggo:



So what's the deal, goons? Are you guilty of TWD? Let's hear your thoughts.

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penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
haha bullshit, i got a dwi with a .16 bac and I was WAY, WAY WAY WAY WAY worse off than loving texting

star trek
Apr 7, 2009
I can't stand people who text and drive and I hope they all die in a horrible crash

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
yeah i deliver pizzas for work so im constantly trying to escape into my phone. no one killed yet

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



i did once and i died never again

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
Nope. poo poo can wait until im at a light or parked.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i got t-boned by some human being texting back in december. goddamn millennial scum.

o wait

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
i have too many friends and family that love me that i cant possibly keep them silenced for however long i am driving. also if you cant text and drive then you just have poor motor skills tbh.

communist kangaroo
Oct 2, 2006

those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, i have koalas.
if you can't text and drive you

*dies while phone posting*

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp

Smash it Smash hit posted:

i have too many friends and family that love me that i cant possibly keep them silenced for however long i am driving. also if you cant text and drive then you just have poor motor skills tbh.

same, gotta stay up to date on what's going on on Big Brother too

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i use the google voice to text thing because its safe and works pretty well and also can create some funny typos

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

where the gently caress are those self driving cars, google? then it will be ok for faggots like smash it smash hit to text while in a moving car

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Chinatown posted:

i use the google voice to text thing because its safe and works pretty well and also can create some funny typos

well when i strike oil, i'll do the same thing. until then its the ol' finger mines for me.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i do not have a cell phone op

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Parallax Scroll posted:

i do not have a cell phone op
ahahah look at this baby, i bet you also still use dial-up.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
now the real problem is DRINKING while texting, am i right fellas? that can be embarrassing !

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005
i do but only at stoplights

i figure it's a good compromise and keeps within the spirit of the law though not the letter

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
Technically it's illegal to do it at stoplights even. But only a real stickler is gonna get butthurt over that.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Once every so often I might check my phone or send out a super quick text at stoplights but for the most part i'm pretty responsible about not using my phone while I'm on the road. I don't even really like to use it at stoplights because I don't wanna miss the light and hold up traffic for a bit as that's kinda inconsiderate.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

wilfredmerriweathr posted:

i do but only at stoplights

i figure it's a good compromise and keeps within the spirit of the law though not the letter

Its illegal to have it out and use it unless your car is in "Park" or the brake is on. Even setting the GPS is illegal

So if you get busted for using it at a stoplight just say you were in "Park" :eng101:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I'm the guy who stops a whole car length behind the car in front of me at a red light cause I'm texting.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I got a $200 ticket while checking a text while i was at a red light one time so now i dont touch my phone in the car

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I don't even look at the frequency when I'm changing radio stations, I just turn the knob blindly and wait for them to say the call letters. I don't look at my speedometer either.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I don't even look at the frequency when I'm changing radio stations, I just turn the knob blindly and wait for them to say the call letters. I don't look at my speedometer either.

Similar but i turn the knob until i hear mexican tuba music

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Its illegal to have it out and use it unless your car is in "Park" or the brake is on. Even setting the GPS is illegal

So if you get busted for using it at a stoplight just say you were in "Park" :eng101:

varies from state to state


the state I used to be in only made it illegal to use an app that "communicates via the internet" while you drove. so theoretically you could use a GPS as long as the maps were downloaded ahead of time

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
i live in the south so cops are too busy pulling over blacks for being black to worry about me texting and cruising

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I drive with my eyes closed so i am not distracted by anything.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
telling me you guys never candy crushed while driving 75 down the HWY?! whatta rush

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

My grammar sucks unless I drive while texting.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Matey posted:

Similar but i turn the knob until i hear mexican tuba music

I look at the signs that say "report drunk drivers, call 911" on the highway and wait until I find a rest stop to call it in so they can endanger people for an additional 70-90 miles.

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
put up the porno on the dash and start jerking

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Texting while driving let's me casually risk my life and is pretty much the only thing holding off the crippling ennui of modern life

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
if you text while driving you're scum and I hope you die before you kill someone else

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Stefan Prodan posted:

if you text while driving you're scum and I hope you die before you kill someone else

Same with calling non hands free tho

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I browse the forums while driving. :eyepop:

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.
I watched a girl nearly die because of texting and driving.

Was driving to work and there is a large intersection where one side can yield to the other. Woman yielding was texting on her phone and the car with right of way figured she was yielding in a farther lane. Needless to say the girl texting got slammed on driver side and window was coated in red.

I say nearly die because she got out of the car a few moments later -still loving texting- while covered in blood from her head.

So yes I text while driving. Because then I have the phone in my hand to take pictures easier , and mock bad drivers like that girl.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
what am i doing? not much just cruising. *takes 10 selfies and then scrolls through them all to find which looks best (all of them)*

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
I hope in the future we have some kind of weaponized space program that allows for the summary execution of people driving recklessly and safely attacks terrible drivers to get them off the road and into the ditch where they belong

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

mdm posted:

I hope in the future we have some kind of weaponized space program that allows for the summary execution of people driving recklessly and safely attacks terrible drivers to get them off the road and into the ditch where they belong

or maybe self driving cars you loving nerd

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
i mean gently caress, not everythign has to be about starwars ugh

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