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seedless pomegranate: self explanatory
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a potato/green bean hybrid so my French fries can truly be farm to table
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a zucchini that's spelled different, like zukeeny |
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strawberry flavored lemons for strawberry lemonade. this one seems so obvious, I feel like science is going to be really embarrassed when it finally catches up to me
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beef tomato plants that you can pick actual steaks and tomatoes off |
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weet: wheat that gets you high like weed (marijuana) does 
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Kinder Avocado: a normal avocado but where the pit usually is, it's a small unassembled toy instead
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alnilam posted:a zucchini that's spelled different, like zukeeny
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kiwis the size of watermelons, and every seed is nice and tastes like a blueberry
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Sep 8, 2015 23:30
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kiwis the size of watermelons, but when you cut it open its full of seeds and every seed is actually a spider (prank kiwi for your friends)
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root oranges: hardy underground citrus for difficult growing climates
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Sep 8, 2015 23:34
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ears of corn that really listen
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intelligent fruits... genes 2 make them smarter and better at turning themselves into perfect specimens and obsessed with dying at just the right time to ripen to perfect freshness for you |
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could we genetically engineer a type of salmon that comes pre-smoked?? |
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brussels cubes
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Lil Cunty posted:kiwis the size of watermelons, and every seed is nice and tastes like a blueberry yes Lil Cunty posted:kiwis the size of watermelons, but when you cut it open its full of seeds and every seed is actually a spider (prank kiwi for your friends) no |
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corn that has a single grain of salt and a drop of butter injected into every kernel before its dried not really a gmo until we discover the butter gene but it will make perfect popcorn every time
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potatoes that are resistant to pink eye
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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a tree that makes frosting instead of sap
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a tree that makes syrup...
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Cherries without the pits or stems, but not that garbage marachino crap |
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a tree that fills itself with honey without bees so they can pursue hobbies and interests instead of just having to go gathering pollen all the time
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a maraschino cherry tree, growing next to a coconut tree but the coconuts have shirley temples inside instead of coconut water, which is lame
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coconut water is lame, to clarify. Shirley temples are rad
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Sep 8, 2015 23:52
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chickens that lay eggs without shells and whenever you need an egg you just squeeze the chicken over the mixing bowl until the right amount of liquid egg comes out
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don't worry the chicken likes it
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A Shirley Temple, only with tons of booze in it. |
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A dog made of chocolate |
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Birds that poo poo ice cream into your mouth |
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big grape |
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Lil Cunty posted:what flavor Mint chocolate chip |
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A snail with human tits. |
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pumpkins that spontaneously combust on Halloween night
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Mint chocolate chip gross!!!
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