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There's a lot of stupid shirts out there that some of you probably wear, so post them.   100% true based on personal experience:      
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shut up and take my moneys
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Sep 9, 2015 03:13
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i want this one because it perfectly sums up my 7 years ng/reserve with no deployments
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Sep 9, 2015 03:19
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scrolled through some lovely veterans facebook page, but only found one that kinda works. Here's a whole bunch more dumb poo poo from them, though http://ninelineapparel.com/veteran-inspired/
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Sep 9, 2015 03:37
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MOLON LABE
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Sep 9, 2015 03:57
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Sep 9, 2015 04:00
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RIP
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Sep 9, 2015 11:17
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press x
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Sep 9, 2015 11:36
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Slim Pickens posted:scrolled through some lovely veterans facebook page, but only found one that kinda works. Nine line apparel lol
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Sep 9, 2015 16:08
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Literally any "design" T-Shirt you can buy at the PX on Pendleton
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Sep 9, 2015 18:04
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so veterans are basically the klingons you speak ill of my honor and combat prowess!?!? *punch*
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Sep 9, 2015 21:48
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Omi-Polari posted:so veterans are basically the klingons But imagine some balding skinnyfat dude with wireframe glasses saying/wearing it. It's all 100% true, veterans are insufferable just like fresh recruits at inprocessing are, only instead of being motarded because they haven't gone through the soul crushing experience of Big Army, they are motarded because they forgot about how soul crushing that experience was. Like, imagine being in the Army knowing full well that you'd be a giant retarded doucher if you used your assault pack as anything other than something to use in the field, but then 2 years later for some reason you feel utterly compelled to use it to carry your books and laptop at a major university. Never forget never forgive, never ACU nothin' again.
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Sep 9, 2015 22:00
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Teflon Don posted:MOLON LABE Every time I see this I think it's a medical condition.
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Sep 9, 2015 22:17
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moron label
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Sep 9, 2015 22:20
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Mike-o posted:moron label that's exactly how I read it in my mind
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Sep 9, 2015 22:40
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Justin Tyme posted:But imagine some balding skinnyfat dude with wireframe glasses saying/wearing it. what are you talking about its great for getting pulled into the quick lane in airport security, one time some dude even traded me his first class seat because i was wearing it
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Sep 9, 2015 22:52
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Ace of Baes posted:what are you talking about its great for getting pulled into the quick lane in airport security, one time some dude even traded me his first class seat because i was wearing it first class isn't worth the shame of wearing one of those dumbfuck shirts
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Sep 9, 2015 23:12
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the people who wear these shirts are the ones who blabber on about stolen valor
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Sep 9, 2015 23:24
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when i was on liberty and poo poo i did my damnedest to pretend i had nothing to do with the military does that mean i committed stolen valor against civilians 
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Sep 9, 2015 23:58
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Bolow posted:when i was on liberty and poo poo i did my damnedest to pretend i had nothing to do with the military I wore flip flops all the time off base 
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Sep 10, 2015 00:02
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Bolow posted:when i was on liberty and poo poo i did my damnedest to pretend i had nothing to do with the military for 28 days a month I pretend to be total civ, then drill weekend happens and I hate everything
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Sep 10, 2015 04:15
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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:first class isn't worth the shame of wearing one of those dumbfuck shirts im talking about using your assault pack as a carry on when flying, not wearing dumb shirts
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Sep 10, 2015 11:04
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That's also dumb as poo poo unless you literally have nothing else to carry you stuff in.
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Sep 10, 2015 12:59
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Force de Fappe posted:That's also dumb as poo poo unless you literally have nothing else to carry you stuff in. yeah not waiting for 2 hours in security is dumb as poo poo, really need to impress random airport people ill never see again with my non-military-ness
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Sep 10, 2015 13:41
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Ace of Baes posted:yeah not waiting for 2 hours in security is dumb as poo poo, really need to impress random airport people ill never see again with my non-military-ness
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Ace of Baes posted:yeah not waiting for 2 hours in security is dumb as poo poo, really need to impress random airport people ill never see again with my non-military-ness Some sucker was standing behind me in line wearing an assault pack. Was that you? With that said I wear my retard blue digi camo raincoat now because I lost my nice raincoat during mardigras. Its a hot, lovely raincoat and I regret having to use it because I am a poor. Kawasaki Nun fucked around with this message at 15:19 on Sep 10, 2015 |
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Sep 10, 2015 15:13
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only losers with something to prove wear this poo poo because their time in was an utter loving waste. -A 10 time MOH recipient
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Sep 10, 2015 15:17
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I don't think anyone here tries to pretend their time in was anything but an utter loving waste.
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Sep 10, 2015 15:24
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was flying down to san francisco from toronto, was supposed to be on air canada but got code-shared with united instead. Had a bunch of presents for US relatives so I had my old CF duffel bag and she goes to charge me for it but then asks "are you military", I say yes and she says, no poo poo "thank you for your service, we'll waive the charge today" only time that's ever worked.
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Sep 10, 2015 15:37
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I never got free anything for being in uniform. The TSA waived me through security once and an awesome Boston airport bartender gave me a great loving tall glass of Guinness but that was it.
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Sep 10, 2015 15:48
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Suck my dick, army, I drank in uniform 
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Sep 10, 2015 15:48
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I don't think anyone here tries to pretend their time in was anything but an utter loving waste. I would have wasted my early 20s anyhow, atleast this way I got paid to do it, made a few friends and got money to make sure I didn't waste my 30s-60s. poo poo could have been much, much worse
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Sep 10, 2015 15:55
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Man, I missed out on the cool airline stuff bonanza. The most I ever received was a free jack and coke on a flight. Maybe I should invest in veteran t-shirts
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Sep 10, 2015 15:55
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Booblord Zagats posted:I would have wasted my early 20s anyhow, atleast this way I got paid to do it, made a few friends and got money to make sure I didn't waste my 30s-60s. poo poo could have been much, much worse Seriously, I don't feel too bad about joining. I've got disability money to keep a safety net under myself, free college, and my Iraq deployment was the best and worst experience I had in the army. Lost a lot of friends, but I've got some of the closest friends I'll ever have in my life because I lucked out and had a ton of good dudes in a close-knit unit. I got out just as it was starting to get really dumb, and now I can do whatever the gently caress I want and not have to worry about the next paycheck and whether or not I'll have a job.
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Sep 10, 2015 16:01
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The only military themed shirt I'll wear is an old unit t-shirt with a small logo on the front. I don't think I've worn it to the airport though...I'll probably give that a shot and see if it helps. I always use my military ID if I'm carded for something though...never know. The only time that ever helped at an airport was a few weeks after I got out, though. Got an upgrade to "first class" on a loving 90 minute regional jet flight. 
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Sep 10, 2015 16:14
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Mike-o posted:Seriously, I don't feel too bad about joining. I've got disability money to keep a safety net under myself, free college, and my Iraq deployment was the best and worst experience I had in the army. Lost a lot of friends, but I've got some of the closest friends I'll ever have in my life because I lucked out and had a ton of good dudes in a close-knit unit. I got out just as it was starting to get really dumb, and now I can do whatever the gently caress I want and not have to worry about the next paycheck and whether or not I'll have a job. Exactly. Though I really never lost anyone while in, but a few to suicide and one to a DUI after because I was a POG. But any POG who complains about how awful their enlistment was is obviously a poo poo bag or unfortunate enough to deal with Air Force pilots a lot
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Sep 10, 2015 16:23
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Sep 10, 2015 22:25
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3%er moron labia
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the only military thing I wear in public is my fleece cap because it fuckin rules always ask for a mil discount tho
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