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My father, behold, the enemy's ships came (here); my cities(?) were burned, and they did evil things in my country. Does not my father know that all my troops and chariots(?) are in the Land of Hatti, and all my ships are in the Land of Lukka?...Thus, the country is abandoned to itself. May my father know it: the seven ships of the enemy that came here inflicted much damage upon us. * Dies* Tablet found half fired in the kiln.  A brief introduction by Dan Carlin. https://huffduffer.com/Daveje/211151 Frosted Flake fucked around with this message at 20:08 on Sep 14, 2015 |
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crucify the op
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Sep 10, 2015 03:31
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Sep 10, 2015 03:31
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gently caress you op
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Sep 10, 2015 03:31
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for the longest time I believed there was one rise and fall of civilization in the roman and geek era and then it was us lol
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Sep 10, 2015 03:34
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Lol what is this garbage
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Sep 10, 2015 03:34
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*cucks Menelaus, gets killed ten years later*
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Sep 10, 2015 03:36
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So. Where's a good place to eat? Does this place have Peruvian chicken? I'd like to eat a Peruvian chicken.
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Sep 10, 2015 03:39
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*recites the Iliad from memory*
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Sep 10, 2015 03:41
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seriosuly gently caress you op gently caress your thread this thread is poo poo
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Sep 10, 2015 03:42
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*learns to cast bronze spearheads instead of forging them *poo poo gets real
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Sep 10, 2015 03:49
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im a greek! *invents buttsex*
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Sep 10, 2015 03:53
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oh no sea people!!!!!11 gunna go catalog some tripods in Linear B.
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Sep 10, 2015 03:56
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man i hope these dorians stop migrating to my continent! also yeah what pulvis said. stop the boats!!
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Sep 10, 2015 03:59
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*writes erotic fan fiction on clay tablets, safe in the knowledge that if he were to die at war, the rains would wash everything away* *entire village catches fire, all that remains are clay tablets, dies of dysentery*
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Sep 10, 2015 04:02
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*sees all the works wrought by my people ground under the indifferent wheels of history* *sips mug of olive oil*
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Sep 10, 2015 04:02
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*lands on shetland islands in a canoe *makes home built into rock with more nordics *spends most of time drinking hemp beer and eating magic mushrooms
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Sep 10, 2015 04:03
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Agag posted:*sips mug of olive oil* lol same
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Sep 10, 2015 04:03
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I love bees, I wanna live in a bee hive house, everything's gonna be bee hives I'm wearing a jacket but it's not covering my boobs
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Sep 10, 2015 04:16
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hey, check me out i live during the bronze age collapse doo doo doo
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Sep 10, 2015 04:20
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*Is a Hittite *Wrecks you bronze fools with iron weapons
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Sep 10, 2015 04:21
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im converting ur war elephants wooooahhlolo woooooahlolo
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Sep 10, 2015 04:33
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As for the foreign countries, they made a conspiracy in their islands. All at once the lands were on the move, scattered in war; no country could stand before their arms. Hatti, Kizzuwatna, Carchemish, Arzawa and Alasiya were cut off. A camp was set up in one place in Amurru; they desolated its people, and its land was like that which has never come into being. They were advancing on Egypt while the flame was prepared before them. Their league was Peleset, Tjeker, Shekelesh, Denyen and Weshesh, united lands. They laid their hands upon the lands to the very circuit of the earth, their hearts confident and trusting: "Our plans will succeed!" These Peleset are dicks! I hope in 3000 years the Israelites smite them mercilessly.
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Sep 10, 2015 04:41
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I'm the arsenic from bronze smelting that poisons and causes birth defects among smiths that creates the "hunchbacked smith god" meme that carries over into the later iron age mythologies even though it doesn't make sense anymore
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Sep 10, 2015 04:46
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Don't try to teach me history in the guise of an itt thread. I'm on to you, OP.
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Sep 10, 2015 04:46
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the great deceiver posted:im converting ur war elephants wooooahhlolo woooooahlolo
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Sep 10, 2015 04:46
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I'm the stories about ancient lost superior civilizations passed down orally for generations from which we get both dwarves and elves Now I'm Tolkien copy pasting those stories into my own fan fiction because I'm a giant dork and have too much time on my hands after wwI
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Sep 10, 2015 04:49
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the new bronze crap is cheap knockoff bullshit i only trust stone god bless
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Sep 10, 2015 04:50
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i'm fine with threads about whatever this is, but i dunno about this one in particular
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Sep 10, 2015 04:51
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Tom Gorman posted:i'm fine with threads about whatever this is, but i dunno about this one in particular i agree. gently caress op. quote this post until thread is closed if you agree.
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Sep 10, 2015 04:54
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I don't know what the bronze age is or any of those things you capitalized are
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Sep 10, 2015 04:59
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Oh no the Bronze Age is collapsing! *dodges piece of falling bronze*
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Sep 10, 2015 05:03
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I'm the several civilizations attacked and scattered by the Bronze Age collapse, bits and pieces of their cultural history preserved by descendants, who band together and merge Used to worship a stabby guy? Sure we'll take him. Used to worship a real hot babe with big hooters? Heck yeah she can come. How about a hot babe who's real smart and classy and stuff, and then a smith god who's a hunchback (why would a smith god be a hunchback? Oh yeah, bronze), what about lightning guy? Or plants lady (plants lady? Kinda lame, oh yeah farming) Now that the marvel vs dc comic book crossover of religions has occurred the stage is set for the next big civilization and of course *stabbing*stabbijg*stsabbing* etc
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Sep 10, 2015 05:11
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i wish i was smart enough and knew history stuff to post itt ill just watch instead. pls keep going.
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Sep 10, 2015 05:22
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*makes things out of bronze and rips a period appropriate fart* *during the Bronze Age*
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Sep 10, 2015 05:25
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I'm the exploding island that knocked the piss out of the minoans making them ripe to conquer
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Sep 10, 2015 05:27
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Enfield posted:hey, check me out i live during the bronze age collapse doo doo doo me too! rock on
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I slew the Denyen in their isles; the Tjeker and the Peleset were made ashes. The Shardana and the Weshesh of the sea, they were made as those that exist not, taken captive at one time, brought as captives to Egypt like the sand of the shore. I settled them in strongholds bound in my name. Numerous were their classes like hundred-thousands. I taxed them all, in clothing and grain from the storehouses and granaries, each year.
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I'm the very few naturally occurring veins of arsenic copper allowing for easy bronze manufacture, creating a metal stronger than raw iron, the basis of this civilization and also the basis for stories of magical elves/dwarves with magical metals from the distant past etc etc (stabbing) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arsenical_bronze
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*eats entire bail of straw* *dies at age 23 of multiple hernias* *risaes from grave due to gasses and rigor mortis* *is mistaken for a dracula and re-killed* *becomes actual dracula, inspiring the story Vampire the Dracula* thats all I know about the bronx age sorry
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