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C'mere, youngin'! *chuckles* haha naw now don't be scared child. I'm just an old Ghost Dragon from these old smokey hills, just fixin to share my story with a this here younger generation. I bet they don't teach you nopiece of the REAl history about the War of Northern aggression up in that schoolhouse, do they? |
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Why, we're mythical creature summoned during the War at the behest o' the greatest warlocks of the South, of course! The sweetest winds blow through these glorious hills. Me and my five brothers tweren't going to stand by and watch those Yankee monsters destroy the way of life of so many! Ahyeah, I've heard we do look more like an 'Eastern Dragon'(whispered) but we're pretty sure them foreigners stole the concept from us anyway. Each of us represent one of the six fundamental elements of the great Confederacy. Can ya guess which one's which?? *flies through the air twirling*
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Sep 17, 2015 18:43
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As if he tunneled up out of the ground, another Ghost Dragon sprang into the sky. His body was long but scarred, as if it had been sewn back together after being torn apart. "My Brother States Rights! What brings ya round to these here-ah parts?" The States Rights Ghost Dragon slashed violently at the Dragon before me, ethereal gashes appearing in his side. "BROTHER! Cease your hostilities! We are kindred!" States Rights Dragon's voice was low and monotone. "im a stand your ground dragon its legal to me and my laws are s good as any guvmint laws!!! obamas america is garbage!! trash!!! can't tell me what to do obongo trying to take our guns. immigrants are stealing my job!! wheres the birth cert and benghazi. miss me yet? why don't we just pass a law that says its ok to glass mecca. we should use our nukes on immogrants and if you think that's 'wrong' ur a moran" we got a right to do what we want for religious times lest you are a muslin" The original Ghost Dragon sighed heavily as SR Dragon continued droning on. "That boy just hasn't been the same since the war ended." |
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Sep 18, 2015 05:05
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The Ghost Dragon would become very well-known for being easy to see at night. It was like the Will of the Divine Creator had a soft spot in His heart for GD. A blanket as white as snow rained down upon both Ghost Dragon, and his horse (named "She's Coming Around the Corner in First"). Certainly nobody thought about the horses enough to consider that they too get cold at night. Ghost Dragon took this as a sign and remembered to give horses blankets, having become very attuned to the needs of animals after his extraordinary encounter.
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Sep 18, 2015 05:34
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I know what you're going to say: elf church? aren't there plenty of half-elves and quad-elves or even octoelves that go there too? But fyi: there is absolutely no such thing as a half-elf here in Middle South. |
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