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peasant: "My leige, our humble villiage to the south has fallen victim to bandits. We graciously request you send a small contingent of troops to..." me: [loudly slurping my last few drinks of a 32oz Peach and Papaya smoothie] *sluuurrrrrp* peasant: "please my lord, all we need is a few strong men to...." me: *sluuuuurrrrp slurp slurrrp* peasant [groveling, crying]: "I plead with you my king. They killed my son and have taken my sister hostage. All I'm asking is...." me: [hits button on obnoxiously loud blender] |
# ¿ Sep 23, 2015 15:44 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 05:46 |
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"I have a dream, that one day my four little children will be able to enjoy a delicious, low calorie meal replacement smoothie without being judged by the flavor of their whey." - Martin Luther Smoothie King, Jr. |
# ¿ Sep 23, 2015 16:01 |
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google THIS posted:Thinner (from drinking so many healthy smoothies) |
# ¿ Sep 23, 2015 16:05 |