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Top City Homo posted:cant wait for the GOP to break up hell yeah
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 22:34 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 15:11 |
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Top City Homo posted:cant wait for the GOP to break up hail hydra
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 23:23 |
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etalian posted:hail hydra The GOP's new motto
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# ? Sep 28, 2015 01:26 |
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etalian posted:hail hydra
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# ? Sep 28, 2015 01:44 |
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Do Not Resuscitate posted:If you can call alcohol leaking from one's eyes "crying," then yes, Boehner is crying. god, you get teary eyed at one religious speech and busted doing one too many bzitzti shots off a greek woman with a dermic implant of jesus on the cross and holes drilled in her hands, shirt tied aroudn your head, mouth salivating lustily at her slowly moistening underwear while synthol-swole boy king twinks lap at your haunches, their pliant calves pale while their tense, seams-to-bursting shoulders have an aura of golden bake from the medditeranean sun
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# ? Sep 28, 2015 02:31 |
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Boner's gonna have a sweet gig at Leatherman once he quits the house
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# ? Sep 28, 2015 02:44 |
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he got tired of working in the chocolate factory
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# ? Sep 28, 2015 04:38 |
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etalian posted:he got tired of working in the chocolate factory Look just because the President is black doesn't mean he's made of chocolate.
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# ? Sep 28, 2015 04:44 |
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:please stop making me side with the orange boner man tea party people Why is he so orange, is he in dialysis or something?
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# ? Sep 28, 2015 06:08 |
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Ivor Biggun posted:Why is he so orange, is he in dialysis or something? He eats a lot of carrots.
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# ? Sep 28, 2015 11:53 |
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The world's most advanced case of cirrhosis.
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# ? Sep 28, 2015 14:22 |
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Ivor Biggun posted:Why is he so orange, is he in dialysis or something? he's a tool made from tooled leather
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# ? Sep 28, 2015 14:38 |
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Let's be specific here, he's not just orange, he's a particular shade of orange.
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# ? Sep 28, 2015 15:22 |
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To be honest, his ability to show emotion and cry breaks up the patriarchal thought that men need to be strong boys and hide their emotions. John Boehner is the most feminist speaker of the house we've ever had. If he were in my district, I'd vote Boehner all the time, 100% of the time.
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# ? Sep 28, 2015 18:36 |
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NPR did a story that was basically saying that.
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# ? Sep 28, 2015 20:24 |
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Top City Homo posted:cant wait for the GOP to break up I'm surprised a coalition between corporatists and rednecks lasted this long.
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# ? Sep 28, 2015 22:35 |
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seiferguy posted:To be honest, his ability to show emotion and cry breaks up the patriarchal thought that men need to be strong boys and hide their emotions. John Boehner is the most feminist speaker of the house we've ever had. If he were in my district, I'd vote Boehner all the time, 100% of the time. I had a professor tell me this a number of years back after I said JB was a crybaby.
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# ? Sep 28, 2015 23:45 |
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Yeah I do respect any man who's not afraid to cry.
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# ? Sep 28, 2015 23:46 |
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Is it too late for Boehner to run for prez?
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# ? Sep 28, 2015 23:52 |
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Jewel Repetition posted:Yeah I do respect any man who's not afraid to cry. I would make fun of him but i've never had to worry about Ted Cruz wandering into my office.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 00:04 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:This video shows what happened at Voter Values Summit when it was announced he is resigning the cosplaying teapartiers are always always hilarious
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 00:18 |
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spacemang_spliff posted:the cosplaying teapartiers are always always hilarious I guess they were holding a people no one would want to gently caress convention at the hotel. Also somewhat appropriate since the American Revolution was started by tax avoiding whiners. etalian has issued a correction as of 05:34 on Oct 1, 2015 |
# ? Sep 29, 2015 04:03 |
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My Boehner weeps constantly, what should I do?
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 22:53 |
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# ? Oct 4, 2015 23:00 |
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NoneMoreNegative posted:My Boehner weeps constantly, what should I do? If it's orange as well then you need to see a doctor.
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 00:32 |
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Do you think he mainly drinks at home or goes to weird empty bars in the middle of no where?
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 03:50 |
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Consummate Professional posted:Do you think he mainly drinks at home or goes to weird empty bars in the middle of no where? The teabaggers probably got some pics of him at the Blue Oyster
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 03:52 |
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Consummate Professional posted:Do you think he mainly drinks at home or goes to weird empty bars in the middle of no where? no waiter will say no to refilling your glass at a state function
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 03:57 |
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Abner Cadaver II posted:no waiter will say no to refilling your glass at a state function This is a great pic
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 04:26 |
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 04:35 |
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Abner Cadaver II posted:no waiter will say no to refilling your glass at a state function Obama_presidency.jpg
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 06:44 |
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Ivor Biggun posted:If it's orange as well then you need to see a doctor. jaundice is no joke
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 12:53 |
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Lastgirl posted:jaundice is no joke That's my wrestler name
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# ? Oct 9, 2015 21:39 |
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is this where we go to post about this? TPM posted:Since there appears to be no significant House figure willing to run for Speaker, there's a massive push to cajole and pressure Paul Ryan into running. It seems crystal clear that he really, really doesn't want the job. But that doesn't mean he won't end up agreeing to take it. But here's the thing. People are starting to seriously moot the idea of Boehner remaining on in a caretaker role through the 2016 election. He doesn't need 218 votes. He's already Speaker. He doesn't need anything.
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# ? Oct 10, 2015 02:10 |
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It would be amazing if the Pope's visit, the Freedom Caucus's horseshit, and the looming Trumpocracy transformed Boehner into an engine of righteous vengeance against the Tea Party fuckheads who've overshadowed all his efforts as speaker for the next year and change, but I wouldn't bet on it.
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# ? Oct 10, 2015 04:40 |
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feels weird to root for Boehner
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# ? Oct 10, 2015 13:53 |
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Top City Homo posted:cant wait for the GOP to break up They are my favorite band
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# ? Oct 20, 2015 05:14 |
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Jewel Repetition posted:Yeah I do respect any man who's not afraid to cry. i read somewhere that the idea that not showing emotions is a show of strenght is pretty dumb cuz displaying your emotions for everyone to see is actually much harder and i think it makes sense
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# ? Oct 20, 2015 13:11 |
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babypolis posted:i read somewhere that the idea that not showing emotions is a show of strenght is pretty dumb cuz displaying your emotions for everyone to see is actually much harder and i think it makes sense It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
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# ? Oct 21, 2015 01:13 |
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I read that in Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey.
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# ? Oct 21, 2015 01:14 |