Inshallahahaha: 2015: The Trampling: Taking all bets

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OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH: Sep 9, 2001

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:

Taking all bets on the official Mecca 2015 Death toll

Making book now, place your bets, boys.

In going to put my chips on 1337, 1420, 1469, 1488, and finally 1666.

Closest bettor on Jan 1, 2016 wins.

Taking all bets. Real numbers only, irrational and imaginary numbers get you a wedgie and a sack check.
_{Contest is subject to the whims of my attention span and islamaphobia and also potentially the side effects of irregular usage of Atypical Antipsychotic. Not valid in Oklahoma, Why? Because seriously, gently caress Oklahoma.}

# ? Sep 25, 2015 04:39

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 22:49

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

not enough

# ? Sep 25, 2015 04:44

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH: Sep 9, 2001

too little, too late

# ? Sep 25, 2015 04:46

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

your last 4

# ? Sep 25, 2015 04:46

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

elite_garbage_man posted:

your last 4

Reclaiming 959 because AI recently brought that piece of art back into my mind.

# ? Sep 25, 2015 04:54

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH: Sep 9, 2001

OMFG PSTD LOL PBUH posted:

1488

Waaaaaaay the gently caress ahead of you.

:tipshat:

No, really. That's my last 4.

# ? Sep 25, 2015 04:54

Helldump Immunity.: Aug 2, 2013; Fuck you

14,088

Thanks bud

# ? Sep 25, 2015 05:01

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

Are we counting the crane collapse towards the body count? Technically that wasn't during Hajj. :ohdear:

# ? Sep 25, 2015 05:01

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

The hitler number, the sex number, and also the weed number

# ? Sep 25, 2015 05:19

Calvin Johnson Jr.: Dec 8, 2009

i wanted to say 420

then i was cool with 666

but now im gonna say 813

# ? Sep 25, 2015 05:36

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

ded posted:

not enough

# ? Sep 25, 2015 05:51

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

80,085

# ? Sep 25, 2015 05:56

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Mike-o posted:

# ? Sep 25, 2015 06:22

Arc Light: Sep 26, 2013

870. Figure that allows for another hundred to succumb to their wounds.

Or around 1,000 if we count the crane, inshallah.

# ? Sep 25, 2015 06:26

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

1024, 2048, 4096, 8192, 16384, 32768, 65536

# ? Sep 25, 2015 06:33

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH: Sep 9, 2001

We're counting all deaths directly related to or near Mecca and Medina, per annum.

I'm also gonna put everyone down for:

Not Enough
Too Little Too Late
A good start
Never Enough
Inshallahahahaha

Kinda like the free spot in the center of the bingo card. So we all get to win!

Also since this bit is gonna get stale with time I propose this also be the "Sick liveleak Middle East videos" thread and that we also have a competition for sickest muzzie faces of death video.

This should be a great year to start "Worlds funniest Jihad Videos" since iPhone 6s with 4k video cape is enroute to ISIL as we speak.

Steve Jobs was Syrian and all. Woz was his chubby WASPy beard.

:colbert:

# ? Sep 25, 2015 06:38

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:

We're counting all deaths directly related to or near Mecca and Medina, per annum.

I'm also gonna put everyone down for:

Not Enough
Too Little Too Late
A good start
Never Enough
Inshallahahahaha

Kinda like the free spot in the center of the bingo card. So we all get to win!

Also since this bit is gonna get stale with time I propose this also be the "Sick liveleak Middle East videos" thread and that we also have a competition for sickest muzzie faces of death video.

This should be a great year to start "Worlds funniest Jihad Videos" since iPhone 6s with 4k video cape is enroute to ISIL as we speak.

Steve Jobs was Syrian and all. Woz was his chubby WASPy beard.

let me start the proceedings :jihad:

# ? Sep 25, 2015 06:56

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

let me start the proceedings

wow that page goes loving nuts if you have adblock & scriptblock on

# ? Sep 25, 2015 07:00

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

watching these goddamn retards get flung through the sunroof/windows never ever ever gets old

# ? Sep 25, 2015 07:00

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH: Sep 9, 2001

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

let me start the proceedings

Voted 7.0 of 10.

Brutal and sick. No doubt. :thumbsup:

But that's no detcord beheading, which was a 8.5/10. Some have even said 9.0, but I'm a conservative and waiting for their truly creative stuff.

# ? Sep 25, 2015 07:05

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

i like the one of the guy dumping round after round through a mortar that then detonates when he puts another round in

# ? Sep 25, 2015 07:08

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:

Voted 7.0 of 10.

Brutal and sick. No doubt.

But that's no detcord beheading, which was a 8.5/10. Some have even said 9.0, but I'm a conservative and waiting for their truly creative stuff.

I don't think they can top what the DPRK does.

# ? Sep 25, 2015 07:14

FIDEL CASHFLOW: Oct 13, 2009

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

let me start the proceedings

there are far too many instances where the music and video synch loving perfectly

# ? Sep 25, 2015 07:16

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

ded posted:

wow that page goes loving nuts if you have adblock & scriptblock on

i run adblock and dont have any issues with it :shrug:

# ? Sep 25, 2015 07:16

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

i run adblock and dont have any issues with it

scriptblock put it into some weird rear end loop were it kept trying to reload the page

i hate sites that have 8+ bullshit linked into them from other places

# ? Sep 25, 2015 07:19

Time Crisis Actor: Apr 28, 2002; by Hand Knit

Is 1488 taken?

# ? Sep 25, 2015 07:20

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

Deathy McDeath posted:

Is 1488 taken?

by a jew

# ? Sep 25, 2015 07:22

Delizin: Nov 9, 2005; It may not be interracial, but it is black and white.

I am betting on approximately 2,000,000.

I know something you don't know... :ssh:

# ? Sep 25, 2015 07:35

smertrioslol: Apr 4, 2010

1989. It was a good year, hoping it will be a good death number.

# ? Sep 25, 2015 07:49

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

7950, and 13666

# ? Sep 25, 2015 11:53

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Nine hundred and eleven

# ? Sep 25, 2015 11:55

Lazy Reservist: Nov 30, 2005; FUBIJAR

1189 and 1258

# ? Sep 25, 2015 12:37

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J1ctr877qs

# ? Sep 25, 2015 12:52

MaxPowers: Dec 29, 2004

ded posted:

not enough

going with 999 ( because 666 was taken )

# ? Sep 25, 2015 14:51

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

1337420

# ? Sep 25, 2015 18:58

Sax Offender: Sep 9, 2007; College Slice

Kandak Sayaqa posted:

870. Figure that allows for another hundred to succumb to their wounds.

Or around 1,000 if we count the crane, inshallah.

Derek Dominoe posted:

870

(Chosen via1492-622.)

# ? Sep 26, 2015 00:58

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

1234

# ? Sep 26, 2015 01:53

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:

Voted 7.0 of 10.

Brutal and sick. No doubt.

But that's no detcord beheading, which was a 8.5/10. Some have even said 9.0, but I'm a conservative and waiting for their truly creative stuff.

how about a det cord circumcision?

# ? Sep 26, 2015 02:17

MrYenko: Jun 18, 2012; #2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

elite_garbage_man posted:

how about a det cord circumcision?

Kim Jong-un... Is that you?

# ? Sep 26, 2015 03:34

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 22:49

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH: Sep 9, 2001

elite_garbage_man posted:

how about a det cord circumcision?

Detbris sounds a lot like Debris which is still better than having an ultra orthodox Rabbi give you pecker herpes TBQH, which happens to this day. Even in the U.S.

# ? Sep 26, 2015 04:47

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