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Gumdrop Larry posted:Finland seems pretty cool but apparently the people there like to kill themselves a lot. Here's a passage from a piecce of finnish classic literature known for its humor "The Lord made the world to test the strength of people's faith." "The strength of faith? He tries and tests men but that testing sends souls swarming thick as mosquitoes to that everlasting hell, to a place where even I wouldn't send a snake, the vengeful man that I am." "Life on this earth is a hard game, there's small hope for mankind when only two were chosen from six hundred thousand to see the promised land." "Right, what is life? The doorway to hell I say." "In my darker moods I even see life as hell itself, where I'm a soul in torment and our 'neighbours' are pitchfork-wielding devils. All of mankind behaves just as hell's evil spirits do anyway."
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2015 20:39 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 01:01 |
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Shadow posted:I can imagine that in a place as cold as Finland, a warm beverage was when you finally felt human again and it was a special, almost religious experience, so talking and taking away from this was discouraged. that's why finns love saunas in the book I quoted earlier some finns got the poo poo beat out of them, literally by some probable ruskies and then metaphorically by polite civilized life. They go to a sauna but they warm it up too hot just to feel something again and it burns down. They watch naked in the darkness as the smallest shred of happiness there was in their world crumbles to ash lol
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2015 21:12 |
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Cake Smashing Boob posted:Well that settles it then. They're inbred. quote:In Finland about one in five persons carries a gene defect associated with at least one Finnish heritage disease 2/10 just date swedes instead
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2015 21:20 |
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Nauta posted:also if you speak finnish in a swedish crowd you get really dirty looks because if any more finnish-speakers move into their country they'll have to go officially bilingual they're running out of invented finnish dialects to divide immigrants into so finns don't pass a threshold for % speakers pls keep sweden swedish, tia
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2015 21:33 |
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poopzilla posted:finland has been churning out the greatest racecar drivers in the world for decades "Hmmm if I drive fast with reckless abandon either I win the petty race or I die mangled up in a terrible crash... heh checkmate, life" - a typical finn
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2015 21:49 |
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Cake Smashing Boob posted:tbf their Hockey teams have been mostly Finnish. if finnish hockey teams were actually swedish tho they might be able to punch above their bronze or nothing bracket
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2015 22:16 |
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watch as the wild finn quickly resorts to confused violence when confounded by facts watch and pity the savage finn
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2015 22:36 |
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Erethizon_dorsatum posted:Are Finnish guys hot http://per-looks.tumblr.com/
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2015 22:54 |
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The Brown Menace posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el93MIxAf-c I wonder how legit mongolians feel about their association with the lowly finn are they as offended as you'd think?
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2015 00:13 |
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DeepQantas posted:If you mean not at all, then yeah, probably. We're talking about a conspiracy theory cartoon that turned into a 4chan meme, right? while it certainly is a joke to compare person A to person B you still might offend some As with such low blows
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2015 00:31 |
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The Brown Menace posted:anyone can pick retarded-looking finns (by god it isn't hard, probably easier than picking normal-looking ones) but how about you post a true finnish alpha? whenthe perfect blend of suomi, muscle tone, and sexuality come togeth
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2015 00:46 |
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Huge Lady Pleaser posted:You're looking at the wrong spots bud instead the poster should have noticed how pale the skin gets the farther away it is from the neckline and how the picture politely cuts off before the finn's skin goes full white walker (that reaches its maxima around the pelvic area on the women iirc)
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2015 02:52 |
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:do people from norway and sweden hate eachother too, or is it just directed towards finland? Nobody really hates each other although the swede often needs to be taken down a peg. Finland is just weird though. Scandinavia proper shares a mutually intelligible language family, especially if there's a norwegian to middleman danish and swedish, and a close history starting at the viking age. They share a large number of traditions, cultural quirks, etc as a result even though everyone's doing their own thing. Finland on the other hand is this odd swampland with a legit inbred people speaking a legit byzantine language. Finns are a very surly, belligerent folk, depressively melancholic and obnoxious drunks that would be shitfaced 24-7 if their government didn't make them run a maze to find booze everytime. They're dudes that serious-brag about how many russians they've killed historically and anything they don't like they call gay or homo. As you can see finns have way more in common with russians than scandinavians, though Putin hasn't yet mastered the citizen-maze-booze system, but since enough swedes have lived there to give them a functioning social democracy Finland usually tags along by geographical & political association despite being the obviously creepy one.
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2015 18:57 |
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:Interesting, thanks. clever swedes realized that by making the finn travel long distances for his booze you limit his alcohol consumption to what he can carry that limit encourages brief periods of sobriety in an otherwise ungovernable people the trick is currently working but... ... finns are evolving
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2015 20:54 |
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Tuxedo Gin posted:finns are actually only governable when they are in a drunken stupor tbf the stupor sweet spot juuust before the inevitable black out is still hard to achieve w/o trickery Hobohemian posted:What are the laws in Finland that make booze so hard to get? Is it like Washington with the whole state run liquor stores? it's taxed hard enough that finns do bootlegging runs to estonia to maximize their income-to-ethanol conversion
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2015 21:24 |
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Soft Shell Crab posted:Swedes think they are oh so progressive, but if they didn't have big buffer zone called Finland between them and Russia they would be making GBS threads their pants. Jan Salmi waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were russians in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them, now for years. His warnings to King Sweden were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Jan was a conscript for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the hornets and he said to dad "I want to be on the skies, daddy." Dad said "NO! YOU WILL BE KILL BY RUSSIANS!" There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the base of the FAF he knew there were russians. "This is King Sweden," the radio crackered. "You must fight the russians!" So Jan gotted his knock-off AK47 and blew up the wall. "HE GOING TO KILL US," said the russians! "I will shoot at him," said the spetsnaz and he fired the rocket missiles. Jan shot at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill. "No! I must kill the russians," he shouted! The radio said "No, Jan. You are the russians." And then, Jan remembered he was just drunk again.
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2015 22:16 |
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Nauta posted:finland is the balls lol Hmmm finland is objectively one of the happiest, most prosperous countries in the world, has the actual best education system in the world and the least government corruption. Truly life is hell unending and the only way out is a bullet to the brain right loving now - typical finn what huge balls
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2015 04:05 |
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compared to finns, perhaps only Stalin has bragged more about # of russians killed
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2015 18:24 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om1rQKPijI
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2015 19:25 |
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Nurge posted:Did someone paste what Tacitus wrote about the finns back in the day yet? It's pretty hilarious:
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2015 21:09 |
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if we're going by first come, first claim scandinavia belongs to the saami swedes & norwegians pls go back to germania, finns go back to central asia
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2015 21:55 |
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2015 18:52 |
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yes, it would make sense that the finnish lion is committing suicide
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2015 20:31 |
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ElGroucho posted:How do they reproduce Yes. There was a 2001 study in europe that indicated that finnish men had the highest sperm count. Anti-social behavior in finland is so profound that it's placed selective pressure on men to make their shot count.
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2015 22:02 |
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probably not, vikings pillaged for wealth and women and wore makeup and had very well-managed hair hmmm I wonder what modern scandinavia proper is known for, maybe its attractive women, its high, egalitarian wealth and its faggy men? hmmm
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2015 07:44 |
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nauta if your finnish trickery was to come up with a reply so dumb I don't know how to respond, bravo bravo
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2015 07:57 |
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given time anyone can change nauta finns too can take their first steps into the 21st century by ending bog worship and bareknuckle brawling for beer money
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2015 08:15 |
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i'm the reptile person barely kept concealed
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 00:04 |
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Lazer Monkey posted:Notice the hosed up face and lack of teeth? Typical Finn, the only thing missig in these past videos is their relationship with the knife. it's a shame scots are more well-known for their knife crimes than finns FreudianSlippers posted:Literally all True Finns are hideous goblin people but then again i don't think anyone here has the cunning to operate a knife w/o hurting themselves
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 02:21 |
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quote:Finland Man is like this.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 06:01 |
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ultrabindu posted:So really what I'm getting from this is that Finland and Scandinavia in general is not a place I should want to visit. quote:What are Finnish Men like - Dating Guys from Finland definitely visit finland if you are looking for a manly alpha
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 18:11 |
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remember, if you're looking to get a bedroom appointment with either of those two studs you will need to tip-toe around their social anxieties, their suppressed personal miseries and their love affair with the puukko first
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 22:40 |
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I think finns are just feeling spurned that swedes legit prefer muslims over finns as neighbours, friends and sons-in-laws it's hardly a tough call either
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2015 19:35 |
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a bog worshipper gifted me a puukko a whiles back - probably just a clever way of destroying evidence how is one expected to react when being gifted a shiv anyway
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2015 21:24 |
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Hogge Wild posted:remove it from your guts and stab back hmmm you're right, the finn probably just whiffed the stab badly and put it in my hand by accident kind of funny that we both just rolled with it
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2015 21:47 |
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above base level for sure but still under the point where conversations contain more than the barest minimum number of words needed and/or emotional content
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2015 21:59 |
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Baudolino posted:But the kebabs make you fat and if you even look at their women they`ll gently caress you up. nah finns are the same way, minus the
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2015 02:17 |
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Cake Smashing Boob posted:Stockholm is a loving awful name for a capital city You're right A capital city called Hellsink is much less grimdark
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2015 20:40 |
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I've read that in terms of skull&skeletal structure finns are very close to archaic cro-magnons I understand now
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2015 21:20 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 01:01 |
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hmmm why would this man be looking out for the finn hmmm
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2015 21:41 |