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vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Darkrenown posted:

I'm going to make Space-Rome in the next MP game :)

EU:R2 confirmed

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vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

A Buttery Pastry posted:

It's the concentration camp part of their WW2 themed wing.

That's where they keep the community managers.

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Wiz posted:

The HOI4 stream was accidentally using a build with the military AI disabled, so that would be why it was being passive.

Peace in our time!

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Page 88. Let's play Hearts of Iron IV.

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Gamerofthegame posted:

I don't think it's a fair comment. It's designed for battlegroups of generals making small, planned pushes and for field generals to poop out troops along a border or, in a risky sense, just paint a big line somewhere in deep. It lets you spread a selected force out in some tangibly balanced manner, but you can't just paint a line half way up in the world and say "alright go here and kill everyone without further management."

From Berlin to Vladivostok: A Battle Planner success story

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

PittTheElder posted:

Does that mean... manmana?

Dudu duhdudu

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Demiurge4 posted:

Paradox games have maps with other colors than green and red?

Paradox games have blue, yellow, green, and white.

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Darkrenown posted:

I work at Paradox and I've been playing it for months. It was pretty good until Wiz made the AI insult me, now my feelings are hurt and I no longer play :(

Give him a good tumble.

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

IPO? I'm pre-ordering.

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

pdxjohan posted:

Shams is not exactly a gamedesigner.

He'll do.

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Why can't I pre-order Stellaris or HoIV on Steam yet? :(

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

I wish the minimum percentage of provinces given to estates didn't exist (and that there were more than just the usual Burghers / Nobility / Clergy estates). Feels like I'm intentionally gimping my country.

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Empress Theonora posted:

IIRC somebody pointed out in the replies to the China DD thread that the portrait of Mao they used is him way older than he would have been during WWII, but they weren't sure if they'd be able to fix it in time for release.
Pretty much.

This was Mao during the war:

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Darkrenown posted:

(Also I picked the Mao portrait we used, it made more sense to me to use an iconic picture of a well-known leader rather than a more accurate but less recognisable one)

It'd help if the portrait didn't make him look like an alien. Also I barely feel human, pre-order cancelled, console gaming etc

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

You need to pass an exam and pay $99.99 before you're allowed to use NATO counters.

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Things you never expected to read:

quote:

"There is one man who can explain everything," said King, "and that man is Karl Marx."

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

I just want to see more Daniel :swoon:

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads%2Fhearts-of-iron-iv-development-diary-55-hoi4-qa.925172%2F

New HoI4 Dev Diary on the QA team. Features a Fascist USA flag!

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads%2Fhearts-of-iron-iv-development-diary-56-bits-pieces.930457%2F

Featuring the most important things in HoIIV: Straits and NATO counters!

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

COOL CORN posted:

"She slid her hand down to her as he pulled out his throbbing "


(I put way too much thought into which symbols to use)

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Some people like NATO counters, some people like to have every model and variation of a tank represented by a 3D model.

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

remember when wiz tweeted he was beaten by the ai

lol

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Cantorsdust posted:

And I can say with confidence that the Communists will win the Chinese Civil War now. Probably even taking Taiwan!

Taiwan is a Chinese province with high dissent. Same with Hong Kong.

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

GrossMurpel posted:

I love this argument because it never ends. I'm glad you feel superior to him, and now I feel superior to you.

Good for you, Hitler

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

zedprime posted:

No the martial art is teras kasi. That's just alcoholism.

Actually it's just being Finnish. These are the people that made salmiakki and kilju

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

ThatBasqueGuy posted:

I can't wait for V3 to become their best selling title of all time due to the insane amount of money they're funneling into it right now.

You mean Europa Universalis: Rome Victoria II

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

The only DLC I skipped on was Charlemagne. Or does that add anything besides an early starting date?

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

corn in the bible posted:

charlemagne gets a bunch of events

hell yeah gonna buy it

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

I just hope there will be a DLC for EU4 with some sweet alternate history. Like MiscMod did (Years of Rice and Salt in EU4 please).

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

HoI4 is 70% good, 30% bad. Just needs a great leap forward.

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Victoria's Secret is going to be the Vicky 3 we all deserve.

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

gonna split some pops in china, see ya later

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

There's a pic of Donald Trump as a concierge as well. It's awesome.

Selling all my Paradox stock as we speak.

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010


Victoria III confirmed

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Paradox is literally Hitler

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

LordMune posted:

Because all references hidden away in script are endorsements...?

actually, Paradox is Secret Nazi Germany

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Baronjutter posted:

Cats can't own things, your story is full of holes.

Cats own people though

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Jazerus posted:

Keep your chins up, fellas, and remember what they always say:

"The courage follows the bravery"



Found a neat mug for our friends at Paradox.

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Baronjutter posted:

My wife calls CK2 "That princess dating game" or "That princess breeding game"

Medieval Eugenics Simulator

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vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Obliterati posted:

Over at MapGoons, this happened:



It was great but everyone has become a burning husk of death. Good times.

If you want to join the next EUIV multiplayer clusterfuck, signups are over here. Don't be afraid if you haven't played before! You will quickly learn that we are all, in fact, terrible.

Get this loving map gore marked NSFW

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