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Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

"Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."




VostokProgram posted:

Yeah, if you're a typical person who mostly mouses with their wrist I really recommend getting a bigger mousing area and lowering your mouse sensitivity. You'll use your whole arm more and strain your wrist less

Can confirm. A fancy gaming mouse won't do much for you, but I've been using a giant loving mousepad for a decade now and it is the best poo poo.

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Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

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LordMune posted:

I've mentioned applicants being goons in at least one recruitment process in the past (perhaps when we hired Archangel?) and it's always awkward trying to explain the whole extremely online extremely has-been comedy forum thing

IIRC our manager thought "goon" was some kind of slur at first :shobon:

Take a page from 4chan's Rules of the Internet and don't talk about SA. Otherwise you wind up with this poo poo, where you have to explain to people who matter that you're a notorious shitposter.
Actually, y'know what, just forget the internet exists altogether as soon as you step out your front door. It will improve your life.

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

"Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."




GrossMurpel posted:

I'm looking forward to how job interviews will work in a few years when you can google an applicant's name and pull up the youtube comments they made under their real name when they were 12 :allears:

or worse, pornhub comments made two weeks ago
"well this guy's got the skills and the experience we're looking for but his background check indicates he likes cuckold porn, is that really the kind of person we want working for our company?"

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

"Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."




I feel the same way about EU4 as I do about Pathfinder and D&D 3.5e. The base game is good but then all these expansions get involved and each splatbook has one or two things for each class so in order to be really good (and everyone should try to be good) you need to pull one or two things each from a dozen different splatbooks. This cantrip from here, that spell from there, that bit of gear from over yonder, this class feature from that book, this feat here to let you proc this ability off that, then a dip in this class to get that feature and pull the whole thing together. So the whole thing requires a very deep systematic knowledge to stack a dozen different +10% modifiers from thirteen different sources and I just can not be hosed with that. It's like my friend was on about playing Prussia, simple on the face of it then I realize he's juggling a half-dozen different systems because each one gives him another little bit of discipline. gently caress that, I'll just go back to CK2 and [Plot to Kill] all my problems away.

EU4 needs 5th edition to make all those splatbooks obsolete, integrate the good features from 4e and 3.5/PF, streamline the whole thing and put a fresh coat of paint on it.

Radio Free Kobold fucked around with this message at 12:42 on Apr 17, 2018

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

"Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."




when will they announce victoria 3 at PDXcon

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

"Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."




It might be good to have it as a two-way street. Economic influence gives you political influence, political influence can be expended to gain economic influence. Ah, but then you run into snowballing, so you'd need some kind of limiter on that.

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

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Agean90 posted:

a lot of isis gear is just stuff they lifted from iraq, which was originally from the US

Not just gear. A fair amount of ISIS' initial stock of trained soldiers was from the Iraqi Republican Guard, that is, the former regime's elite troops. When the Americans invaded back in the war a good chunk of the Republican Guard just hosed right off into the desert. At least, that's how I hear it. To couch it in Vicky 2 terms, the army was routed, but the Soldier pops remained and became a problem later.

Radio Free Kobold fucked around with this message at 09:17 on May 4, 2018

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

"Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."




have they announced when they're announcing victoria 3 at pdxcon?

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

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Crusader Kings 2 inbreeding DLC, with new mechanics to represent the 'purity' of your bloodline, the size of your jaw, and various other birth defects.

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

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When do they give us the second hint that it's Victoria III?

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

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If it's Rome 2 then I'm going to start a faction to overthrow Johan :argh:

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

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Actually, Sengoku something would be pretty neato I'd be okay with that. uh i mean VICTORIA 3 OR I'LL FABRICATE CLAIMS ON YOUR WIFE :argh:

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

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Tahirovic posted:

Rome2 would be very disappointing and I feel like Victoria 3 would have a bigger playerbase these days. Maybe they've come up with something entirely new as well.

Now don't go hating on Rome. There's not a lot of games that cover that time period and it's extremely interesting from both a historical and a cultural standpoint.
Uh, I mean. Yeah! Victoria 3 would be way better! I want my factories back!

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

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ThatBasqueGuy posted:

If there isn't a cadre of goons liveposting then starting the revolt when it isn't v3 I will....uh....cut funding to infrastructure?

Raise taxes on all Swedish Game Developer pops so they can no longer afford luxury goods.

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

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Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

"Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."




Alchenar posted:

Hearts of Iron 5.

Official release of Kaiserreich, as a standalone game.

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

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spectralent posted:

Fuuuuck.

When does this actually get announced?

They're partnering with Valve to make Half Life 4

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

"Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."




Rome: You play an Important Imperial Person. The Empire more or less runs itself with or without you, but you should probably do your job. Your goal is to get the largest possible slice of the pie.
Wait a minute, this is just CK2.

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

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A Buttery Pastry posted:

A grand strategy football game, where the rules of the game evolve over time and suffer schisms.

Calvinball 20XX

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

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Lake Effect posted:

It's very clearly going to be a walking simulator of Gustavus Adolphus at the battle of Lutzen.

only if it comes with a sabaton DLC

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

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"when it's not vicky 3"

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

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"Swedish Game Developer Simulator" but actually it's a game about managing expectations and trolling interacting with your customers

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

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tease me more daddy johan

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

"Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."




when do they announce victoria 3

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

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Funky Valentine posted:

Look, he's the one who thought that bringing his family to the Chinese Hellwar was a good idea.

which chinese hellwar?

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

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algebra testes posted:


Edit: instead of free markets its about the death of autocracy and the era of revolution just not the industrial one.

this is actually my favorite part of victoria 3. The World, 1820 and The World, 1920 are vastly, hugely different things in just about every way imaginable. Economic, social, cultural, governmental, everything. The issues of the day, who the important people are, what the important things are, how the world works, everything. Even the most basic poo poo like "Who lives where and why" is subject to change, it's amazing.

ThaumPenguin posted:

On Norwegian Constitution Day of all days

I love it

nordic banter is the best banter. it's like best friends razzing each other, but they're whole countries.

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

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either you need a pre-established setting (read: licensing & legal fuckery) to work with, or you need to make a setting whole-cloth then make a game in it then make the game introduce the player to it. i don't think paradox has that kind of storytelling & worldbuilding talent in-house. if we get any fantasy it'd probably be historical fantasy, like, napoleonic wars but with dragons and poo poo

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

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that is further evidence that it actually will be victoria 3

edit: sorry, not vicky 3. Bismarck: 1800-1925

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

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johan posted:

Tomorrow its time for the bard!

What the gently caress is this?

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

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alright okay, here's what i'm thinking. bard is a profession, right? most POPs are categorized by profession, such as labourer, craftsman, capitalist, artist (read: bard). so it could be that bard is one of the new POP types which hints at a vastly more complex pop system in the new game which is definitely victoria 3

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

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Gort posted:

If you could work out the game from these hints they wouldn't be dropping them.

we already know what the game is

it's right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_WmeMxCS00

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

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Charlz Guybon posted:

It should start earlier, 1789 with the French Revolution and then run it through to 1920. Name it Blood and Iron after Bismark's famous speech.

start a bit earlier maybe, with the leadup to the french revolution. then the whole...story arc(?) sorta sets the tone for the rest of the game.

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

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are they going to sell preorders for Mystery Title #3?

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

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really queer Christmas posted:

I’d play a paradox political simulator. No war, just managing being a parliamentary party.

Granted, if they could manage to master this and also set it between 1945 - 1995... and maybe also some fun espionage...

General Secretary, we have been contacted by an agent of the National Rival. They are offering to make sure we win the next election, in exchange for undisclosed "favours" in the future. What do we do?

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

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they're insisting it's not victoria 3 that means its victoria 3

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

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Agean90 posted:

a great twist for the game would be for the last phase to be the bronze age collapse so you have to rapidly de-tech your city while your people die en-masse from starvation or get sent off to die pointlessly leaving your entire work a hollowed out shell decorated with magnificent buildings you know longer know how to build holding great scrolls no-one knows how to read.

to do that we would have to know what caused the bronze age collapse but all history's got for us is "i dunno lol, sea peoples? :shrug:"

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

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Dirk Pitt posted:

Ill be at the conference today with my wife (who works at paradox). I have on jorts, a green canvas jacket, and bright yellow watch. If anyone wants to say hello!

hello

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

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it's 2:15 in the morning and apparently the Secret Announcement is in about an hour and fifteen minutes. Should I stay up to watch it live or just gently caress off to sleep now and catch all the infodump in the morning? Please help me make poor life choices.

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

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paradox mapgame boardgames. amazing, we have come full circle

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Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

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oh cool a new CK2 dlc
DEUS VULT

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