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This thread needs to slow down. I'm never going to get any work done.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 21:00 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 10:00 |
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Don't worry, guys. CIG has this. Sure, a community member managed to put together the pirate module for VS within a week of the leak without any of the in-house documentation, something CIG has been promising for 6 months, but they're totally competent. Just throw more money at it.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 21:29 |
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This thread is getting unfunny mean. Needs more funny mean.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 01:12 |
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Everyone post your favorite promised Star Citizen features (aside from it existing): fidelity
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 17:12 |
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I decided to log onto AC last night to see if it's still awful. First game I joined immediately ended in defeat for me before I could even get up to speed. Second game I had a CTD upon firing a single missile. Third game I actually got to play some stuff and it was still meh. SC is the BDSSE.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 17:31 |
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CLAM DOWN posted:...when someone told me that I thought it was a troll. This is fuckin real? It's real and it's hilarious.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 20:49 |
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Maltag posted:1) huh, holy poo poo. TIL that cig has investors. Might want to read the thread before you post sarcastic comments that make you look like an idiot.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 15:59 |
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Maltag posted:You don't know anything about me. However you seem to have purchased an avatar about this game and read this 9000 page thread filled with idiots arguing about coffee. Yes. Because no one in this thread has had avatars thrust upon them by salty J4G's I chose this avatar for myself because I am homie-brosef with the pedophile.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 16:10 |
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The seraph "I'm not seraph, I just love seraph" gimmick got old two seraph alt accounts ago. You need a fresh gimmick.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 18:03 |
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Maybe we will all get new avs again before he gets permabanned. Then goes back to reddit to post how his "coworker" got banned because goons are meanie head wage-slave scum.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 19:04 |
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Deranged M posted:So when this whole thing fails and they run out of money croberts can blame Derek Smart and all the people asking for refunds for that,right ? pretty sweet way to hide incompetence from shitizens. Smart is already getting death threats because if the game fails he will have "cost me my investment." I think after CR's full blown public tantrum you can see they are really feeling the heat.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 20:06 |
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Diabolo III
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 20:17 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:It doesn't. Everything you see is what I received. Multiple people have had cig comment on their probation after asking in /r/reddit. It would be kind of hilarious to get a reaction from them.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 05:06 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Was Wulf permabanned? No
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 05:48 |
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thatguy posted:I never played EVE by the way for clarification. I guess I only made DBRB mad by telling him that fishing in a Korean MMO was dumb. This is libelous. You used past tense.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 00:05 |
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"So you can mark that system and avoid it in the future!" Wow! Neat! It's the thing that EvE let you do in 2003!
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 21:28 |
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Moogle posted:There was a definite cut at the top of the lollervator, and it wasn't a POV cut either. Also Mr McKeyboardfingers wasn't doing anything that related to anything on the screen. Would cheerfully bet the farm on 'not live'. The elevator was still down on the Constellation when it took off. i can't be the only one who noticed that.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 21:29 |
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That joystick looks like a cheap plastic piece of poo poo.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 21:34 |
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Take a shot every time someone says "fidelity" I wonder if you will die by the end of the live stream.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 21:54 |
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Jesus christ these graphics are awful and they couldn't even get the audio right in their scripted tech demo. Dafuq.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 22:15 |
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Furious Mittens posted:So this...this thing....is what they were proud to show and to answer all the naysayers? I was on the fence about asking for a refund. I really wanted this game to be good and so I was trying to take the bad press in stride. Then they banned Beer for posting on this forum. Dick move and very unprofessional but I held a glimmer of hope that maybe, just maybe, CitCon would show something that would at least pretend to be progress. That was absolutely horrible. The graphics are lackluster, they UI is glitchy, they can't even get dialog to sync up in their own demo, the ship models don't behave as intended (lol connie elevator). I can't believe anyone thought that was a good presentation but notacult I guess. I put in for my refund. Hopefully the influx of cash from the recent CitizensConned will improve my chances.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 23:11 |
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Mister Adequate posted:3,800 new posts what the CHRIST BUGGERFUCK happened at cliticon Nothing. That's the problem.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 23:16 |
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I decided to browse the brown sea. A discussion of the progress made in the last year was brought up. A poster linked the various tech demos (multicrew/fps/social) and said they are "playable." "If they are playable," I inquired, "then why aren't they released?" He informed me that that's not what "playable" means as he saw a person "play" them once. I feel like I'm debating a new age feminist who is changing the definitions of words to fit their agenda. I give up. Waiting to hear back on my refund submission.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2015 03:03 |
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joke_explainer posted:This whole thing is so strange, but I really hope nobody hurts themselves over it. Seriously even if you got enormously ripped off, just remember you can recover from that but not from killing yourself. The incongruous perception between the fans and the critics just spells disaster to me. No one here wants to see people kill themselves over this game. But people are going to kill themselves over this game.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2015 03:06 |
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Can someone explain to me the massive amount of Octopode hate occurring?
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2015 03:15 |
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shadow puppet of a posted:Its somethingawful.com, if you want decorum maybe don't go to a website that has front page articles castigating women that have a had miscarriages with the line "your poison womb is making heaven full" What the gently caress, dude.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2015 06:37 |
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A Neurotic Jew posted:Sandi didn't sign on to have her image dragged through the dirt, she just wanted to glom on to her tycoon husband in order to live a lavish style, produce film projects from the money he got from dumb nerds, and discriminate against niggers every now and again. She got such a raw deal out of all this. The American dream.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2015 06:54 |
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Mehrunes posted:I went to the new ship's page when they launched it and it was called POTATO. Is Derek Smart's mole playing tricks on me or am I losing my mind. The theory is that in their haste to name it anything other than "Vindicator" they hosed up their placeholders. It's tenuous, but hilarious, and I subscribe to it.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2015 08:30 |
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Mehrunes posted:Why use placeholders, especially POTATO? It seems, eh, vaguely reasonable that someone changed a description that nobody would check and wouldn't come up on a search for "Vindicator" that would make it clear that there are people on the inside working against Roberts. It does. And I agree. But it's deductive at best and conjecture at worst. Though it's totally what they did and it's absolutely hilarious. "Nuh-uh, it's $170, not $175! Take that D. Smart!"
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2015 08:49 |
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Yea.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ2UkCkQ1aY That was quite a thing I read.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2015 11:25 |
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I always wondered what Baragoon's problem with goons was. I see him on /r/starcitizen_trades all the time and he's always raging about goons. Never realized it was because goons called him out on homophobia. How dull. Usually people have a real reason to hate goons. "You scammed me" or "you ruined xyz game for me." Never "You called me out on being a bigot." Star Citizen continues to underwhelm.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2015 11:33 |
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Tias posted:So a friend of mine is getting into this, and I was wondering what it was, but both the OP and first 2-3 pages were so dense with incrowd bullshit that I couldn't understand anything. No. Run. Seriously. It's full of in-jokes because it's imploding and the only people left following it are watching Rome burn.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2015 12:20 |
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Tias posted:So a friend of mine is getting into this, and I was wondering what it was, but both the OP and first 2-3 pages were so dense with incrowd bullshit that I couldn't understand anything. Longer answer: -They have repeatedly missed deadlines by 6-12 months -They have repeatedly broken promises concerning the nature of pledging/pledge ships -They have show little to no progress in actual development work -Their latest reveal, CitizenCon, which happened yesterday, featured a buggy unplayable mess that was somehow praised by the brainwashed cult community -Chris Roberts is hell-bent on making a movie rather than a video game -Play Pulsar: Lost Colony, Angel's Fall First, Elite: Dangerous, literally any game other than this.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2015 12:27 |
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KiddieGrinder posted:Is this also the other movie that has nothing even to do with SC or sci fi at all? Wasn't he making some other film as well? Nope. I'm talking about SC. With the bragging about how thick the script is and how long it takes to walk up the stairs in an Idris. 10 hours of cutscenes, what the actual gently caress.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2015 12:33 |
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Erenthal posted:I sort of raised the point earlier, when I mentioned that the call of "It's not DLC!" often rings out when you discuss the coming (heh) in-game economy. I'll bite. The reason I put down way too much money on this game is not that I believed any ship to be "better" but that it would fill a role I would enjoy. I tend to have more money than time and even though I was fully aware that it would take "approximately a week" of playtime to earn the Constellation I still bought it for the $300 or so dollars it was. I didn't want to be better, I wanted to be able to enjoy the game without grinding it. I enjoyed my days of 80hr per week WoW and I remember them fondly, but I have a job now and I can't farm runecloth until 5am on a Tuesday. On top of that I wanted this game to come out. I still do. It seems like everything I've wanted in a game; and since numerous competing titles that I enjoy have come out with the same features, it appears I am right. The "pledge" was to help make the game and to cut out a little bit of the grind that it would take me to get up and running. Ofc, after CitCon I immediately put in for a refund. Hopefully I'm not too late.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2015 15:23 |
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kikkelivelho posted:The last "space sim" I played was probably I-war 2 god knows how many years ago. I have no idea what is considered "fun" in these kind of games. People seem to find the new Elite fun but based on what I've seen it's a really slow game with lots of travelling involved. So do the people who find the multicrew demo boring also think that E:D is boring? E:D bores many people but at least it's a game. Star Citizen is delayed tech demo after delayed tech demo. The didn't release anything in the stream they haven't shown before. There has been no discernible progress in the project. Most (if not all) of us want the game to be great but the issue is that they're not working towards that goal. They're trying to make a movie. And it's showing.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2015 17:18 |
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Potato Salad posted:The pube joke is towards the end of running its course. It's not shorn down completely yet, but it's getting there fast. A pube joke in the hand is worth two in the bush.
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2015 20:39 |
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Somebody's jimmies are significantly rustled.
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2015 20:25 |
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What happened to d. smart? Haven't been able to keep up with the thread.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2015 18:18 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 10:00 |
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Isn't this the, like, 9th time DS has bitched out?
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2015 18:39 |