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I.N.R.I
Death toll rises to 1,000,000

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I.N.R.I
The latest updates we're getting say that the number of victims has risen to approximately 1 billion people

treasure bear

im not happy aboput all this death
not one bit

I.N.R.I
The victims were predominately Chinese but there are also 27 American victims counted among the dead so far. One of the American victims, we're sad to report, is hollywood based film director Greedy Diamondwitz

social vegan



dr. evil blushes modestly

Piso Mojado

oh no! is there something I can do to hep that isn't very inconvenient for me?

LP0 ON FIRE

beep boop
death of many is one thing, but any americans included is horrific!

I Dunno

I.N.R.I posted:

27 American victims counted among the dead so far. One of the American victims, we're sad to report, is hollywood based film director Greedy Diamondwitz

I suddenly care now. What a tragedy!

social vegan



dr. evil waits excitedly for someone to ask him what he thinks no one does

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

why did i kill so many people

FartGhost

were any of them dutch

Piso Mojado

FartGhost posted:

were any of them dutch

all of them

Nosfereefer

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Piso Mojado posted:

all of them

good

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Piso Mojado

I guess they'll have room for some Syrian immigrants now.

Nosfereefer

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who in their right minds would settle next to belgium

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smoobles

i wish it were more

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fuck. marry. t-rex

I think there have been.... at least twice as many dead people as that

fuck. marry. t-rex

*counting number of dead people on my fingers but I run out*

drat... d amn

poverty goat



:rip:

Admiral_eX_laX

Historically Inaccurate
Yes! More souls to feed the giant cloaked alien crystal on the dark side of the moon!

Admiral_eX_laX

Historically Inaccurate
When you die your soul gets sucked into the giant alien crystal on the dark side of the moon, you see.

Rodatose

corn, corn, corn

I.N.R.I posted:

Greedy Diamondwitz
name change please

I.N.R.I

Rodatose posted:

name change please

Thatll be $10 dollars.

les fleurs du mall

by LadyAmbien
well, looks like this is the end everyone. Anyone got any good weed or bong jokes before we're all gone?

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a nugget of comedy before we fade to black

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Rodatose

corn, corn, corn

I.N.R.I posted:

Thatll be $10 dollars.

if i'm Greedy Diamondwitz then I'll be the one getting $10 in the end so why not just make this easy, cut out the middleman

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