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It's even worse than Americans with guns. Please use the smartphone uber app GBS.
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drunk drivers are scum
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Oct 4, 2015 02:21
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Drunk driving is fun to do.
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Oct 4, 2015 02:23
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no country is worse about drunk driving than Belgium in my experience like there is no concept of a DUI there
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Oct 4, 2015 02:24
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I always drive around with a jug of captain morgan, stop at the gas station and get a 44oz of diet coke & ice then mix it in the car for some captain n coke. Sorry but I'm a monster.
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Oct 4, 2015 02:33
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"I drive better and more careful when I'm drunk" - every idiot fat american with oakleys and idiot sport cap back forwards
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Oct 4, 2015 02:35
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for someone with a user name referencing notorious rock n' roll party boys Turbonegro, you'd think you'd be more down with the DUI.
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Oct 4, 2015 02:35
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But I'm too drunk to walk home.
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Oct 4, 2015 02:35
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When it comes to taking chances, some people like to play poker or shoot dice; other people prefer to parachute-jump, go rhino hunting, or climb ice floes, while still others engage in crime or marriage. But I like to get drunk and drive like a fool. Name me, if you can, a better feeling than the one you get when you’re half a bottle of Chivas in the bag with a gram of coke up your nose and a teenage lovely pulling off her tube top in the next seat over while you’re going a hundred miles an hour down a suburban side street. You’d have to watch the entire Mexican air force crash-land in a liquid petroleum gas storage facility to match this kind of thrill. If you ever have much more fun than that, you’ll die of pure sensory overload, I’m here to tell you.
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Oct 4, 2015 02:36
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:for someone with a user name referencing notorious rock n' roll party boys Turbonegro, you'd think you'd be more down with the DUI. Hank von helvete is now a scientologist
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Oct 4, 2015 02:38
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Drink Cheerwine posted:But I like to get drunk and drive like a fool. It's seriously fun until you get caught then it totally sucks. Worth the risk though imho
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Oct 4, 2015 02:39
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use your smart phone while you drive
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Oct 4, 2015 02:39
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rear end cobra posted:Please use the smartphone uber app GBS. or just don't leave your house
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Oct 4, 2015 02:40
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theres no public transit and no taxis so how the hell else am i going to get home??? answer me that smart guy
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Oct 4, 2015 03:04
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A man sincerely suggested to me at work today that gun violence wouldn't be a problem if everyone had guns. I had never met anyone with that opinion unironically.
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Oct 4, 2015 03:06
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drunk driving while concealed carry is what america is all about
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Oct 4, 2015 03:09
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drunkenness is haram
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Oct 4, 2015 03:10
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvTObqF3OD0
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Oct 4, 2015 03:13
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Bip Roberts posted:Drunk driving is fun to do. 
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Oct 4, 2015 03:13
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Driving sober can be pretty boring op. Gotta up the stakes
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Oct 4, 2015 03:14
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Get drunk (but not too drunk), crank some tunes, put the windows down and let the good times "roll"
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Oct 4, 2015 03:15
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Kuato posted:theres no public transit and no taxis so how the hell else am i going to get home??? answer me that smart guy The uber app on your smart phone
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Oct 4, 2015 03:31
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Yea like I'm spending 80 bucks round trip on uber because I want to drink. Try and catch me pigs!
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Oct 4, 2015 03:41
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rear end cobra posted:It's even worse than Americans with guns. im going to use the uber app while behind the wheel of a moving vehicle
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Oct 4, 2015 03:43
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there's no better feeling than firing your gun out the window into the woods while you drive drunk at 100mph plus the noise scares off the deer so you don't have to worry about hitting one
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Oct 4, 2015 03:47
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Blue Train posted:there's no better feeling than firing your gun out the window into the woods while you drive drunk at 100mph Thats gotta be murder on your eardrums though
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Oct 4, 2015 04:12
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down n out posted:Yea like I'm spending 80 bucks round trip on uber because I want to drink. Try and catch me pigs! 80 dollars??? Wow where do you live? Thats impressive!
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Oct 4, 2015 04:17
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Thats gotta be murder on your eardrums though you gotta hold it outside the window but yea. you stop noticing once you lose hearing at that frequency tho
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Oct 4, 2015 04:18
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Blue Train posted:you gotta hold it outside the window but yea. you stop noticing once you lose hearing at that frequency tho also, you gotta turn up the radio
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Oct 4, 2015 04:31
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdjlbJjPlrM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XUHKnQMIkU
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Oct 4, 2015 04:31
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"I WOULD NEVER DRIVE DRUNK" *lights 3rd spliff on highway drive to get midnight food*
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Oct 4, 2015 04:32
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I hate these threads because dumb asses are all like "yeah, just leave your car at the bar overnight. It'll be fine" No fucko, I'll just take it home. I drank a red bull, ok
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Oct 4, 2015 04:33
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I don't give a poo poo
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Oct 4, 2015 04:54
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I remember one time I took a 20 dollar cab home then woke up in three hours to come get my car before they towed or ticketed it, that is a thing that happened, for sure
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Oct 4, 2015 04:55
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Drunk driving is so American it even has a theme song http://youtu.be/yngyEZyUtz4
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Oct 4, 2015 06:21
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I actually did leave it at the bar once because the bartender told me it was totally fine where it was, and that I had until noon to move it. Turns out noon meant 6am and it was all sorts of towed and cost me $300 because I trusted the bartender and wanted to be responsible. Never again lol
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Oct 4, 2015 06:50
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lmbo if you're afraid if drunk drivers over retards who text and drive
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Oct 4, 2015 08:00
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Drunk driving... it's fine until it isn't.
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14 INCH DICK posted:I actually did leave it at the bar once because the bartender told me it was totally fine where it was, and that I had until noon to move it. Turns out noon meant 6am and it was all sorts of towed and cost me $300 because I trusted the bartender and wanted to be responsible. Never again lol dumbass
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My Rhythmic Crotch posted:no country is worse about drunk driving than Belgium in my experience lol true
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