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Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Tiberius Christ posted:

lotta people are into not-incest-but-almost porn might as well go all the way perverts

I want to say the deal there is that a lot of places won't carry actual incest porn, but pseudo-incest with step-relatives is considered more acceptable. (I remember this being discussed in the old Kindle smut writing thread, although I think Amazon banned even step-relative stuff at some point.) My suspicion is that step-incest pervs are really just regular incest pervs taking what they can get, but who knows?

If you know, please do not tell me.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 04:10

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Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Gorilla Salad posted:

There's a GBS thread about how Crytek is going under and hasn't paid their staff in months.

One employee has made a gofundme to try to get people to pay for a lawyer and helpfully included this graph to illuminate his plight:

Weirdly, I think I can actually interpret this one? The numbers/bar sizes are the length of the salary delay, and the color corresponds to whether the delay ended with being paid or not, so you have five delayed paydays followed by a 58-day active delay that extends to the presumed present. Now we just have to figure out how October had 44 days in it and September had 31.

# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 06:57

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I feel like there's a special hell for people who have one data point and decide it needs to be graphed.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2017 23:02

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Outrail posted:

As dumb as it looks the biologist in me thinks that actually makes some sense.

What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know walks/hops/burrows away in the end

# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 11:05

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

The Apollo 13 hot dog is still not as good as the contraband corned beef from Gemini 3.

# ¿ May 4, 2017 03:38

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Do people really go to PornHub and search for "porn?" It's like going to a restaurant and ordering "food"

# ¿ Jun 3, 2017 07:01

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Somfin posted:

They're on PornHub searching for something and one of the words in their search is "porm"

To be fair, in a world where people apparently post G-rated Minecraft LPs on PornHub, maybe you do have to specify what you want.

# ¿ Jun 3, 2017 07:48

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

It's almost literally the bit from Lolita where Humbert Humbert imagines having a daughter with Lolita, replacing Lolita with her when she becomes too old to be interesting to him, conceiving a (grand)daughter with her, and repeating unto infinity, except the daughter-mothers appear to be at an age where even Humbert Humbert would blanch.

# ¿ Jul 5, 2017 10:57

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Forgall posted:

Welcome home, TobleroneTriangular

# ¿ Aug 8, 2017 02:32

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

ol qwerty bastard posted:

How about a chart with two axes that both measure the same thing?

(More here if you find that interesting)

I think the accuracy scale there is shape/form on the horizontal, color on the vertical? Could stand to be labeled, though.

I appreciate how the absolute top left corner is actually done with some decent artistic concepts, just totally incorrect for the challenge, and then the third down in the first column is just... a lump.

EDIT: The person who just drew a shoe for Adidas is my new hero, in tight competition with the people who tried to draw literal kings for Burger King

Antivehicular has a new favorite as of 02:53 on Oct 4, 2017

# ¿ Oct 4, 2017 02:49

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

SaltyJesus posted:

wait, why is it in other and not fish?

For the same reason birds now derive from amphibians and mollusks from arachnids?

# ¿ Dec 2, 2017 09:19

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I'm New Zealand wanting to fit in with Big Brother Britain but not having a Russian to expel

# ¿ Mar 27, 2018 18:21

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:

the thread is loving great

Terrible bored-at-work nerd thoughts about this:

1) Mario's canonical surname is "Mario," right? Are we sure that Dr. Mario isn't just a relative with the same surname? Mario's well-to-do cousin Dr. Lucio Mario or something.

2. Why is Lucas in the bourgeoisie? His dad is a small-time rancher who spends the first chunk of the game living in an idyllic village with a barter economy, then spends the rest being oppressed by the government, and Lucas has a manual-labor job for a while. That's peasantry for sure.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2018 19:26

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

TinTower posted:

At least it wasn't Provo's old flag.

This is the best worst flag in human history and I will fight for its honor

# ¿ Jan 26, 2019 01:41

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 17:39

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Nenonen posted:

Whale sharks are awful.

krill spotted

# ¿ May 24, 2019 05:40

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