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jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
a phone and a laptop but often also a tablet even though there's literally no reason to

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jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
maybe i should get a michaelsoft surface

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
i also have other things like a wallet, keys etc like some kind of caveman not living in our high-tech wizardpunk dystopia that can do away with such relics, and glasses like a genetically inferior computerman, but i left those out because they're not computers

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
lol @ watchhavers tho

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

maniacdevnull posted:

they own, have fun letting everyone know you're a filthy millennial nonperson by checking the time on your phone
that's what boomer scum want you to believe

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

maniacdevnull posted:

It's also how to infiltrate their ranks and destroy them from within :ssh:
you better have a knife or some kind of garrotte in your loadout then

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

maniacdevnull posted:

built into the omicron spymaster, idiot.
don't sign

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

froward posted:

nobody carries a :420:? or a coke vial? wow yospos ur cleaner than i thought
lol if u don't keep a selection of artisanal meth pipes in ur office desk

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

my office has a rule in the handbook specifically against bringing any kinda weapon to work

how do i get the aclu involved w/ this violation of my right to defend myself against homeless minorities
open-carry a dildo

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
that ad with the gates reference was made before apple rehired jobs right

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jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
yeah, i could tell

also i'm the mandatory wacky watch used by apple fans

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