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HBar
Sep 13, 2007

Another thing we could offer is to help find a good nesting site, and maybe arrange extra protection for it. Pay for death with life instead of more death. But I don't want to change the plan because it doesn't commit us to anything yet and we should still learn what we can about this god.

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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

I'm from Braav and I say kill 'em all!

Captainicus
Feb 22, 2013



I wonder if we would incur some kind of divine retribution from whatever being they worship if we were to arrange a deal, then shoot them in the face :v:

Swedish Thaumocracy
Jul 11, 2006

Strength of >800 Men
Honor of 0
Grimey Drawer
Trouble on the Rim, Book 2, Chapter 2
The Longest Journey

Part Five: The Mothers Lament
Current Region: Elsewhere


HBar posted:

They say an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
Yet we were already blind when we acted in fear
that your herd would be as wonton and careless
towards our children as we have been to yours.

The children have not the wisdom of elders.
They tread in hoofprints of those who know the way.
As they follow you, perhaps you follow one even greater.
Under whose judgement should we make amends?




Fear is a biter, a ravenous hound, driving the herd from its safe nest. Likewise for thee, fear seeks to uproot, and to make of fair stranger the foe.

Amends for the fallen, a novel demand, in a world of hunt and be hunted. We follow the cycle, as always we have, from Mother to children to Mother.
All throughout time, our line may be traced, though not always at land or at sea. Always however, a Mother will serve, to keep the ways and the herd.

So if thee want truce, for thy children and thee, that our our lines might continue to grow, that peace you obtain in steps but three fold, do them and then you shall know.

First you will Wake and with your Power in hand, scatter your war herd before us. Tell them sweet lies or the truth that is bitter, but make them obey and be quit here.
Then you shall look to the Child you have taken; when you adopted it's spiritual form. Help it reach out to those that have died here, that they aren't into nothing absorbed.
Last seek the Oasis, the watering hole. By your toungue the 'tavern of solace.' It lies in your Dreams, as such places are won't, and in that place partake of its sorrows.

--

1: Do you accept these terms?

A: Yes
Things will occur, probably in the benefit of the people of Portion and yourself. Though how exactly is at this point unclear.

No
Many will die. Victory is highly uncertain.

--

CourValant posted:

What harm and xhaotic displays are you running from?



The Cycle demands many things from the living; chiefly that after life follows: death.
Though by many ways it may be delayed, that rule is still always obeyed.
Imagine then, to your horror I'm sure, a place where death cannot be,
were the laws of the land are fragile as dust, when naught matters; how can you be free?

HBar
Sep 13, 2007

A seems like the best possible deal we could have hoped for. No idea what's going to happen at the tavern, but at least it should be interesting.

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea!

A

We're not going to win this battle.

Have to wonder though, did Grandmother Lolth actually expect us to slay this thing? Or was this a set up to get us to meet a being outside the standard hierarchy? The spider's web is woven from plots upon plots upon plots.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


The CYOA participant in me is telling me to live and let live.

The munchkin in me is telling me to go for the power-ups and exposition.

There ... isn't actually much disagreement this time.

A.

Cornuto
Jun 26, 2012

For the pack!
A

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

No

CourValant
Feb 25, 2016

Do You Remember Love?

Swedish Thaumocracy posted:

1: Do you accept these terms?

A: Yes

Swedish Thaumocracy posted:

The Cycle demands many things from the living; chiefly that after life follows: death.
Though by many ways it may be delayed, that rule is still always obeyed.
Imagine then, to your horror I'm sure, a place where death cannot be,
were the laws of the land are fragile as dust, when naught matters; how can you be free?

"Great Mother, this cannot be??! If what you say is true, this breaks the fundamental law by which all things living abide.

The consequences are too horrific to consider.

Where is this place of Undeath?"

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Lol we're going to graduate from monster hunter to outside-context problem solver. Is there a job code for that?

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Grognan posted:

Lol we're going to graduate from monster hunter to outside-context problem solver. Is there a job code for that?

It's just a different kind of monster we're hunting now.

Which is good; we don't want to invalidate the game's premise.

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

A sounds good

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
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Grognan posted:

Lol we're going to graduate from monster hunter to outside-context problem solver. Is there a job code for that?

If we shift our employment Soc code it could play havoc with our application for imperial permanent citizen status.

I just finished an incredibly stressful year of permanent residency applications, if you were wondering.

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Ia IA the eternal bureaucracy!
We pray for the proper filing of paperwork
Ia IA the eternal count!
May Lolth chase the liquidity challenged

Swedish Thaumocracy
Jul 11, 2006

Strength of >800 Men
Honor of 0
Grimey Drawer
Trouble on the Rim, Book 2, Chapter 2
The Longest Journey

Part Five: The Mothers Lament
Current Region: Elsewhere

After some consideration, you accept the Tortaurs concord, not really knowing what Power would hold you to its law. Still, you think its best, seeing as your forces would otherwise be stomped flat by a stampede of Aurouchs and a monster the size of a small fortress.
You part in silence, not wishing to disturb the peace that negotiation has bought you. And then...



You wake, except not really. The battlefield lies before you in a sepia haze, all combatants still and unmoving as if time stood still. Immesurable threads hold them together and they glow from within, the intensity nearly blinding.
In this light, you can barely make friend from foe - only by their general positioning and number do you conclude which side is which.

You sift through the threads, the power you wield freezing you each moment you delay, still none the wiser as to what any of it means or what any of it will do.
You focus on the words of the mother Tortaur, who told you to 'scatter your war-herd before us' - but with the threads lacking lables or signs how could you tell what is what?



Perhaps there is another way, more brutal. The power you wield is raw and inherently violent, like the crackling of thunder. If you were to simply release it, would the resulting explosion(?) be enough to satisfy the demands of your situation?

Your cow-spirit idles by your side, your only comfort in this world beyond.
There is warmth here, and familiarity. There are tugs and pulls and pushes. There is an unnatural chill in the air and your more common senses fear frostbite should you dally. Not that you have a body persay, simpy a form you call your own, and a knotted, frayed cord that extends from it into the aether.

1: Do you...
A: Search the threads as your body freezes?
What exactly are you looking for?

B: Expel your power wantonly?
If so, where do you intend to aim it?

C: Expel your power carefully?
If so, where do you intend to aim it?

D: Ask for help?
From whom? About what?

E: Pray.
To whom? About what?

F: Do something else?
Write-in.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

E - Pray to Lolth for the wisdom to lure these cows and the power they serve into her web.

CourValant
Feb 25, 2016

Do You Remember Love?

Swedish Thaumocracy posted:

C: Expel your power carefully?
If so, where do you intend to aim it?

Honor our word and the the deal; expel power to 'scatter your war-herd before us'.

Blasphemaster
Jul 10, 2008

super sweet best pal posted:

E - Pray to Lolth for the wisdom to lure these cows and the power they serve into her web.

Isn't breaking deals SUPER frowned upon in Rim's empire?

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

The cows aren't actually members of the empire.

alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009

Blasphemaster posted:

Isn't breaking deals SUPER frowned upon in Rim's empire?

I didn’t see either us or The Ur-Cow physically sign a contract :colbert:

e: voting Use Cow-Vision-Sense

“Daisy what’s up with all these threads”

Blasphemaster
Jul 10, 2008

Aren't verbal agreements still binding to a degree?

Activate accountant/ruleslawyer sense!

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

D ask our cow friend for help, don't break the deal...

Swedish Thaumocracy
Jul 11, 2006

Strength of >800 Men
Honor of 0
Grimey Drawer

Blasphemaster posted:

Isn't breaking deals SUPER frowned upon in Rim's empire?

It sure is! Especially since one of the three main deities worshipped is litterally the Goddess of Contracts.
However, the Tortaur isn't an Imperial Citizen. And come to think of it, neither are you at the moment.
Not to mention the fact that Tortaurs are considered hostile entities, ones hunted by the very Guild of which you are a member.

Blasphemaster posted:

Aren't verbal agreements still binding to a degree?

Activate accountant/ruleslawyer sense!

Again, these aren't your everyday circumstances. However, you see no reason why breaking a deal two seconds after you make it, mere meters from the (giant) priest(?)-like monster with which you made it would not turn out poorly.

alpaca diseases posted:

“Daisy what’s up with all these threads”



Observation: There are a very large amount of threads present.
Observation: They emanate and affix to all observed entities, including the enviornment.
Observation: They are different from the cord that tugs at us; in that they wary in colour, intensity, direction and length, whereas the cord has remained the same throughout.
Speculative Hypothesis: They are connections.
Conclusive Statement: Uncertain, further datapoints required.

CourValant
Feb 25, 2016

Do You Remember Love?
Please let's just play this one straight for a change.

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea!

C, and aim it toward the strands/threads connected to the local troops with the intent of making them scatter.

Captainicus
Feb 22, 2013



C, aiming towards the threads of our local troops.

I was considering going for some kind of plot here, but I think I'll try uphold the deal. I nothing unsavory and supernatural happens to these militia after we loose this power.

Swedish Thaumocracy
Jul 11, 2006

Strength of >800 Men
Honor of 0
Grimey Drawer
Trouble on the Rim, Book 2, Chapter 2
The Longest Journey

Part Six: Memories
Current Region: Elsewhere



You awake in a cabin, yours, to the gentle sway of waves and the memory of cattle. You do not hurt. Your belongings have been stashed by the desk, which has gained another letter since last you saw it. Skvababts handwriting.
Since last you awoke, a number of extra blankets have been wrapped around you. Thick, woolen affairs, and when you sit to get out of bed, you realize why. It is freezing.

The cabin-window, your only source of light, has been sealed tight with the wooden frames using some kind of congealed slime for insulation, yet the chill still leaks through the boards.
You hear only your own breath and the thrum of the engines, were usually for what you would think would be some point before noon there should at least be people walking around outside, admiring the view if nothing else.

Ah, but what a view.



The River Ennui stretches out beneath you, disappearing into the horizon, mist and the shadow of the great Rim wall. Endless forests of spruce and pine the rivers only companion.
Your boat must have reached the Taiga, which would put you... anything from a week to months away from the City of Portion in the Moores. So much for keeping your maps updated.
From what little you know of geography - some of it supplied by Kvelar and his memories, some it it simply shipping information you have processed in your time as a customs accountant - most of the Empire is unclaimed wilderness.
Not The Forest - simply forests, teeming with monsters, the land unforgiving and cold. What cities there are huddle the river, follow the great imperial road or hunker down in the safety of mountains.
To be exposed is to invite certain death, but so is straying to far from the river. Not all communities can collect all they need to survive; only by Quackeens Grace and Imperial Boatwrighting does the Empire prosper.
But enough sightseeing. It does not look like you will lack for it, at any rate.



You open the letter addressed to you, Thorgrim, not Kvelgrim or Thorgar or any other odd combination of letters that the world has thrust upon you.
Written in sensual cursive, even the shape of the message is alluring, even if the contents are strictly business. It details the battle and the aftermath.



The Tortaur charged, as did the Aurouchs. The men and women of Portion tried to hold the line, the archers and heavies and lancers all, but against that stampede they could not do so and survive.
This is where ##Nåzom Stegeth## proved instrumental. When impact was all assured, it thundered, bolt striking the nearby hill and causing an avalanche.
The Aurouchs were spooked, their charge broken, and when the dust settled they were gone. They and the Tortaur as well, though none could clearly say how.

Here there is a section in the text either scolding you or praising you, it is hard to tell, for your continued inspired use of FOOF in battle.
You are quiet sure you did not bring any, but then again you are pretty sure the bolts that fire from your arbalest are not explosive in nature - there must have been some misunderstanding, or, you realize with a start, some other power at work here.

--



How do you fare, Misters Kvelgrim IronIronScriptScript?
You are two dwarves and a cow of strong build and ill health.
You are freezing cold.
You are starving.
You are being haunted.
You are being haunted.
You are being watched.
You have a meeting to attend at the Tavern.
You WILL progress towards the city of Rim, bar extraordinary circumstances which again, may only delay you, on pain of pain.
You have been drained of [crumbs] - you feel weak.
There also appears to be light scarring on your hand, though it is healing.

To your name you can count the following:
##Nåzom Stegëth## - A Masterwork Siege Arbalest
The nigh indestructible right and left Waspable Gauntlets
A custom-built, heirloom, Masterwork Waraxe.
A set of medium quality light leather armour.
A shield, dented, wood with metal trimmings.
A box of delectable Ethereal RimRose Cupcakes that do not appear to spoil.
A certificate (lower-case-c) marking you as a prospective citizen, granting you certain rights of movement within the Empire.
An ITEC Business-card.
The clothes on your body.
A small collection of maps of the Empire, detailing the regions you have traveled through up until the Moores.
[00] wealth - as best as you can remember the wealth you do own belongs to ITEC, and is frozen until your coming... investigation? Trial? Until you get to Rim.

Your team, such as it is, consists of Skvababt - the Longbowfrogwoman, Khami - the Chainsman, and Mr. Hobbson - your Captor/Escort. You have a sneaking suspicion that Abigail - The Berzerker is on your trail as well.
At any rate, you are sure that your team is around here somewhere, though when you try to open the door you find that it is locked. Perhaps that is for the best, things have been... excessively weird as of late. A little more rest will do you no harm.

--

1: What now, Kvelgrim?

A: Relax, you aren't going anywhere. Try to stay out of trouble for once.
When the door eventually opens, rejoin with your comrades and captor and try to low-profile the rest of the trip as much as possible.

B: Investigate.
What *really* happened. Where is my cow? Why am I being Haunted? How did I make the world explode, how long have I been out? These and many more questions rush through your head. Perhaps some can be answered
Some on your own, by trying to remember, by meditation or by simply connecting the dots. Other questions you must ask of others. This option is decidedly less low-key.

C: Pray.
To Whom? About What?

D: Schmooze
Well, you are awake and at some point you will presumably be let out. Do your best to keep working your charm over those that remain on the riverboat. You... probably defeated a Tortaur?
Even if there is absolutely no evidence beyond your word, and what the passengers might have seen or heard of themselves. You certainly don't have the trophies or even scars to prove it.

E: Something Else?
Write-in.

Cornuto
Jun 26, 2012

For the pack!
E focus on physical and spiritual recovery.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

C - Ask Lolth about all the threads we saw.

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

Cornuto posted:

E focus on physical and spiritual recovery.

+1 to this.

Captainicus
Feb 22, 2013



A, stay out of trouble for once.

Maybe someone in the city of rim is actually a supernatural expert and will actually be able to offer some insight and explain what is going on? That'd be a welcome change!

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Captainicus posted:

A, stay out of trouble for once.

Maybe someone in the city of rim is actually a supernatural expert and will actually be able to offer some insight and explain what is going on? That'd be a welcome change!

I thought that was the whole point of this trip. We get to have someone explain metaphysics to us on the Empire's dime.

Blasphemaster
Jul 10, 2008

Throw some FOOF at the ocean and watch what happens.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Blasphemaster posted:

Throw some FOOF at the ocean and watch what happens.

Throw FOOF at anything and everything.

JFC we're a mess right now. And by we I really mean we.

Moo.

Sit on our freezing bed in a catatonic state thinking about all the decisions we've made that led to our position. Eventually pivot onto the issue of we, who we actually are or are not, and who made those decisions. Consider blaming Thogrim for poor leadership and allowing curiosity to get the better of him. Consider blaming Kevlar for letting our cousin get to this point. Consider who might be at the root of the issue. Eventually blame the cow.

Outrail fucked around with this message at 21:28 on Dec 22, 2017

Blasphemaster
Jul 10, 2008

Eat the ghost cow. Ghost steaks.

Swedish Thaumocracy
Jul 11, 2006

Strength of >800 Men
Honor of 0
Grimey Drawer
Trouble on the Rim, Book 2, Chapter 2
The Longest Journey

Part Seven: Crime and Punishment
Current Region: The Endless Taiga

You are broken, and so you rest. Outside the Taiga scrolls by you in parallax, a winter wasteland seemingly without end. Miles of untouched and monster filled forests. Amongst them are ruins of those that came before.
Of expeditions organized the Imperial Army, sent out to cull the wilderness and to secure resources for the Empire, only to find themselves outmatched and outnumbered by uncountable horrors hidden beneath dunes of snow.
You know of only one such expedition that succeeded, an outpost famed for its brutal conditions, below zero temperatures and its nearly-all-convicted-felon workforce.



Known simply as The Gulag, this fortified mining camp stands alone in the middle of nowhere, a testament to the Empires tenacity. Though some would call it cruelty, those are mostly the already detained.
The memory of your old mentor, Tariff Master Cranberry flies by your mind unbidden - though you are certain he was framed, he was nevertheless convicted. For fraud committed against the Empire, his sentence was clear.
He would be residing somewhere in the area, spending the rest of his days until 'retirement' Toil-ing away for the common good, his great skill at accountancy lost to the world.

The chill winds only ever increase, and so you wrap yourself in your blankets and stare at the wall, losing yourself in memory and thought.

--



Eventually, the lock on your door rattles and Mr. Hobbson enters with a meal - hot soup, tantalizing your shivering bones.


"Ah! Misters Ironironscriptscript. You are awake. With all that has happened I can hardly blame you for sleeping, but a week is pushing it, don't you think?
Japes aside, we feared you had succumbed to the new fever - I shall inform the others of your improvement at once - but please, for your own sake and mine, no more hunting until after your sentencing, I'm having enough trouble sleeping as it is."

Captainicus
Feb 22, 2013



Surely we won't have another opportunity to run off and conscript a miltia? Maybe just a regular, few man hunt this time... :cheeky:

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

We could ask around if there are any outstanding contracts worth a lot of money that aren't likely to be filled in the near future, make a note of them for after we're done with our legal trouble.

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alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009

Trouble sleeping, you say?

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