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What if the other number is the "number of shots to kill?". We should fire into the snakes face however.
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B+C The machine orb is broken. A thing of duty and mechanism is struggling to complete its function. The orb is singing, but the song is broken. Is the song a function of the orb, or is the orb the manifestation of the song? The answer is both and neither. The gears sing the song that commands the gears to sing. The snake vomiting its own tail. The song we remember will help us guide the gears back into place and thus help the orb sing its true song. We don't remember the words but the gears will guide us and when we don't know which gear to shift the melody will move the machine. It is not a thing to understand or command, it is the simple act of creation and it is something that must flow. Like with our ballista, just let the healing flow naturally.
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Aug 22, 2016 23:42
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"We wear many masks, but the mask of truth wears us all. Before I unmask (reveal the cupcake reality) I ask you, unmask. A name, if you will and a face to place it with". B
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Sep 13, 2016 15:32
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Then I shall call you Me and we shall have a grand time with such sweet delights! Show him the fight and the cupcake and the workings of the tin-toil-solider. While doing this consider the masked man in the same way we considered things in the cupcake dimension. We will be in that state in the dream so we can use it to soul-gaze at the masked man.
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Sep 14, 2016 14:57
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Spend a moment with our amphibian hottie and go over the leather working she's been doing. We're going to need to leave our metallic armor behind.
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Sep 29, 2016 09:55
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H Frog-waifu Lights the barn on fire. Inform them their barn is on fire and the buyer will not be pleased with crispy merchandise.
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Oct 14, 2016 23:43
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e:Actually, how long will it take for the authorities to get here. If there is a monster we are within our right and if none of the bandits remain alive to tell their tale, well then I guess they fired first.
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Oct 20, 2016 20:36
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gently caress em. Kill them all and claim they fired first or the monster they illicitly had got loose and made a mess. If they have wealth we can loot it from them but they are obviously waiting to fence stolen product and by letting them go and profiting from their action we are entering into a verbal contract with them to profit from illegal activity. Kill them all
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Oct 21, 2016 01:12
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Maybe it's a mutation and seeing as it helps you steal things maybe it's a Misplacer Beast.
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Oct 22, 2016 17:41
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Light the forest on fire to drive it out
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Nov 15, 2016 01:01
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A the longer this goes the more dead.
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Nov 15, 2016 18:00
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Im making the argument to press on and kill this thing before it gets away. Anything that isn't "kill it now" will just hurt us more. We are the only non-expendable unit in our group. Everyone else is paid to fight monsters and death is a very real, very probable outcome. They are compensated for it and as the leader we have to accept that sometimes people are going to die. Sometimes we are going to be the direct cause of their deaths. It's a dirty business but that's what it is. Every moment our gear is failing more and more and we get more exhausted. We need to finish this now. All archers switch to stone or sharp wood arrows. Melee fighters need to group up and watch each other's backs and the trees.
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Nov 15, 2016 20:09
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B - For the Fallen
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Nov 20, 2016 22:03
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1.D 2.C 3.B SPIDER MOM LOOK! LOOK WHAT WE KILLED! YOU HUNGRY?! Make friends with all the gods.
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Nov 24, 2016 06:49
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1. A We are a monster hunting company, not a construction firm. We're going to get injured, a lot. Having it in good with the God of Heals and Profit is very much a good thing.
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Dec 6, 2016 18:55
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BULLSHIT, I CALL BULLSHIT Some sneaky shenanigans are going on. I wonder if this man somehow knows or employs the bandits. Could it be that there is a corrupt sector of the Church that is instigating monster attacks and then sweeping in later to render expensive medical aid. A primordial ooze would make treatment costs practically nil for the Church and they wouldn't even need to waste precious wealth making money bandages or gold potions.
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Dec 7, 2016 18:07
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Mr. Nemo posted:The theory is that he already knew that the Guild wouldn't have any primordial slime on stock? The Priest is most likely the one that gave the robbers the rust beast and means to control it in an attempt to steal the slime. The conspiracy is also enraging or releasing dangerous beats to create "emergencies" to profit off of, but supplies eat profits so a primordial slime that they could breed would essentially give the conspirators the ability to print money. I'm not saying this is at the behest of Quckeen, most likely a subgroup but greed and profit are totally fine so it's most likely not an issue with her.
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Dec 7, 2016 20:39
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His pause at us pressing the issue about getting official sanction from the church for just asking for the slime. His knowledge of the stolen goods. I dunno, it just doesn't sit right.
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Dec 7, 2016 22:46
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Tell Skeeze McDuck we're open to discussions and will be back when we have the slime. Best to table it for now in a non-committal way. It might be wise to leave someone to make sure our guy doesn't "mysteriously turn for the worst"
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Dec 9, 2016 17:51
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D L These brigands have clearly assisted a lawful member of the ITEC during the course of executing fully contracted, authorized, and legal slime reclamation efforts. It is very sad that they were quickly felled by the arrows from a one, "Frog Waifu" in self-defense before they could turn themselves into the authorities.
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Dec 12, 2016 21:54
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FOOF the monster, not the loot.
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Dec 14, 2016 01:29
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C Mystery Box!
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G. Try some basic medical treatment. We don't own the slimes. H Write up something like this as an addendum to the death certificate. We are a legal powerhouse and this is a pretty clear cut "Self Defense" case. ITEC Form Delta-C-124 "Intervention Casualty Report A band of outlaws, who has previous committed grievous crimes against the empire through slime theft, set loose on us a strange beast to kill and murder a lawful team of monster hunters. The beast used strange sound to melt armor and was most likely controlled by sound. Later, after defeating the beast and cornering the bandits, the outlaw in question did use a strange flute device when faced with capture that in all likelihood, and supposition by ITEC members present, summoned the Anklehg and incapacitated our leader through unknown means. It was the quick thinking of our law-abiding and loyal civil servant to attempt to save the lives of all nearby imperial citizens as well as invaluable property of the slimegineers guild by taking rightful and defensive action upon the outlaw. Even after threatening the wellbeing of the Empire and its citizens multiple times, we saw to attempt medical intervention on the outlaw as all Imperial lives are sacred and our sworn duty to defend form monsters of all kinds (See Civil Statement 13.25-B 'ITEC Riverboat Intervention' as guild character reference'). It is unfortunate that we could not save this misguided individual and thus are doing our duty to report his unfortunate demise during the course of a lawful monster incursion intervention. ITEC extends our condolences to his family and friends and will be conducting a through review of policy as well as increasing medical intervention training for all employees. Arkanomen fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Feb 1, 2017 |
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Feb 1, 2017 18:29
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H, but watch out for blackmail later.
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Feb 7, 2017 17:23
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Well there we have it. He was calling his monster to attack us. IETC acted in self defense. Let him bleed
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Feb 7, 2017 23:42
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Swedish Thaumocracy posted:Or was he acting in compliance with your negotiation, getting it to the battle to help fight the Ankheg? Reasonable doubt. I'm still voting H
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Feb 7, 2017 23:55
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Call for the Dreamer and have another chat.
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Feb 26, 2017 01:41
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Blasphemaster posted:A, B, then D
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Mar 1, 2017 18:00
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G H I in that order. Lets gather some more info on contracts before setting out on a long expedition. We have a hefty loan to repay and soon and going for quick, close and profitable hunts would serve us well.
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Mar 8, 2017 20:03
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F The Empire runs on order, and we must follow protocol lest we all fall prey to chaos.
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Mar 19, 2017 18:31
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Could we sell the owlvears to the lord for some $$$?
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Mar 21, 2017 21:28
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Panacea this is dumb, what's going on?
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Mar 27, 2017 21:31
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Mr. Nemo posted:Ha. Did we started to get haunted after we killed the cow? This is so dumb
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Mar 27, 2017 22:31
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G- Follow the Chain
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Mar 28, 2017 19:37
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Swedish Thaumocracy posted:On the Shading of a Frog Find a Gnome to make her a helmet that protects vision as well as enhances optical zoom She's making us a nice suit of armor. We should do the same. For practical reasons. Business synergy. Not because we like her or anything.
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Apr 3, 2017 17:47
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Zbats fly in a single line. Just wait outside the entrance and track there they come out of, then just set up fish trap boxes along the axis. The bats fly in but they can't fly out, or hell, just make it so when the fly in the entrance moves 90 degrees so they only bounce back and forth against the walls.
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Apr 3, 2017 20:55
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A + set off some flash powder to disorient the bats
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Apr 5, 2017 21:49
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with out business acumen, have we spent more getting three bats than they are worth? Attrition will cost us dearly if we keep this up, more so than getting stomped by trolls.
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D gently caress it.
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