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It was official. The Test had sorted me not into the Planters, Faction of my mother, my brother. Nor even the Brewers, like Elgis, whose green eyes were watching me from inside the bustle of his new friends. The glass I had received contained not the core of the Collectors, nor the stem of the Gardeners. It was empty. I realized I was biting my lip. I was an Outcider.
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Rough Lobster posted:Don't worry, Rollerblades will have a resurgence once we hit full on cyberpunk dystopia times. Or when the Hackers come...
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speshl guy posted:I tried really hard to make a joke about how it's dystopian because no one followed the ciderhouse rules. I'm glad you aborted it.
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wayfinder posted:It was official. The Test had sorted me not into the Planters, Faction of my mother, my brother. Nor even the Brewers, like Elgis, whose green eyes were watching me from inside the bustle of his new friends. The glass I had received contained not the core of the Collectors, nor the stem of the Gardeners. It was empty. 
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Jastiger posted:So uh, we're just gonna let this one go, eh? That one man is grabbing the other man's penis. HTH.
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Jastiger posted:So uh, we're just gonna let this one go, eh? This sounds a bit racist, is there something wrong with what is obviously a cultural norm for the gentleman cupping the other gentleman's package? I think he may in fact be trying to engage in a lively tickling competition, seeing as he pauses in the armpit region first. If you don't like a bit of nut tickling from a teammate, maybe you need to be more open minded.
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Jastiger posted:So uh, we're just gonna let this one go, eh? I let it go because I just couldn't think of a thing to say other than "well, that was a thing." Any reports from the clutcher on how big the thing was? That might stimulate discussion.
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Wanamingo posted:What the hell has to be wrong with a person to do that They like to practise cross country skiing during the non-snow months?
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Jastiger posted:So uh, we're just gonna let this one go, eh? Haha look at this guy who has never scored a goal before
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Jastiger posted:So uh, we're just gonna let this one go, eh? He went in for a hard tackle, marked his man, demonstrated excellent ball control, and dribbled in the box before shooting.
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Jastiger posted:So uh, we're just gonna let this one go, eh? Don't be jealous cuz nobody wants to touch your junk
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Parkingtigers posted:He went in for a hard tackle, marked his man, demonstrated excellent ball control, and dribbled in the box before shooting. 
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Swing and miss wannabe Samberg kid. Keep trying. Good instinct.
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Jastiger posted:So uh, we're just gonna let this one go, eh? he certainly didn't let go 
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What is that mayonnaise http://i.imgur.com/ov0L9pE.gifv VanSandman posted:I'm glad you aborted it. 
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mind the walrus posted:Swing and miss wannabe Samberg kid. Keep trying. Good instinct. which one is the wanna be samberg? the kid whose dad died in 9/11, or the other one that had a p good youtube channel?
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Lemon posted:this is art Looks like the Loiter Squad
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Ethnic man gives free luggage samples to strangers Didn't this guy recently get shot at?
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Three-Phase posted:Didn't this guy recently get shot at? God dammit read the loving god drat thread.
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wayfinder posted:It was official. The Test had sorted me not into the Planters, Faction of my mother, my brother. Nor even the Brewers, like Elgis, whose green eyes were watching me from inside the bustle of his new friends. The glass I had received contained not the core of the Collectors, nor the stem of the Gardeners. It was empty. you're my posting idol
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Three-Phase posted:Didn't this guy recently get shot at? Yes, in a satirical newspaper they gave out all the details.
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http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0UC07420151229 Welp, affluenza kid was found in Puerta Vallarta.
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Jastiger posted:So uh, we're just gonna let this one go, eh? Obviously #5's not letting this one go.
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Ethan Couch caught in Mexico I wonder if that judge is regretting ruling in his favor on that 'affluenza' defense yet.
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Silvyfox posted:Ethan Couch caught in Mexico No, obviously the affuenza is still affecting his judgement.
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Silvyfox posted:Ethan Couch caught in Mexico She retired immediately after so I have no doubt she was bribed to the nines, especially considering she sentenced a (poor, black) teen to twenty years for the exact same crime.
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Jastiger posted:So uh, we're just gonna let this one go, eh? I would have played more sports if I had known about the celebratory dick patting. Wonder what you get for a hat trick
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bucksmash posted:I would have played more sports if I had known about the celebratory dick patting. The traditional locker-room orgy.
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Jastiger posted:So uh, we're just gonna let this one go, eh? Sports involve a lot of penis touching and bunghole fingering. Usually this is kept in the locker room but sometimes the sexual tension boils to the surface. Like a potful of cum.
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bobjr posted:Someone reverse this please.
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bucksmash posted:I would have played more sports if I had known about the celebratory dick patting. Then we go for anal  
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Solice Kirsk posted:Someone reverse this please. 
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Jeep bro crosspost.
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