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Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.

Rah! posted:

Two-way schadenfreude. Nice.

Would that teammate in white be credited with an own goal? That would make it a triple.

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Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
The schadenfreude is that you're all arguing over lovely American candies that taste like shaved dog bollocks when the true king of yellow sweets is Sherbert Lemons. http://www.amazon.com/Bassetts-Sherbert-Lemons-200g-192g/dp/B004AVCLK2

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.

chitoryu12 posted:

Speaking of shithead "preachers" getting hosed up, skip to 2:40.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3YIIDgSkiA

This wasn"t fun. Yeah it's a couple of judgmental idiots with a sign, but they didn't deserve or need a beatdown. I guess the schadenfreude is seeing the fat dude getting picked up by the cops at the end.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.

Slugnoid posted:

You go champion of the first amendment you. :thumbsup:

The last time I got called a human being by some random dickhead I didn't go "well that's just your opinion and I respect your right to have it!" Me and my brother bashed the poo poo out him.

And that brother was Einstein.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.

This one is magical because he has so much time to think about the mistake he has made before the impact eventually comes.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.

Chromatic posted:

Unluckiest batter I've ever seen. 1:53 is :allears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyprjMmwjFA

I know nothing about baseball, but I noticed that after he moved to the Giants when he got hit people would rush out to check he was okay. :3:

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.

Rysithusiku posted:

Release 3 greased pigs on campus, but first paint big numbers on them. 1. 2. 4.

Oh that's good.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

man i remember seeing that on you've been framed when i was a kid. that child is probably old enough to drink now and that old woman is probably dead

The two things may be connected.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.

Indolent Bastard posted:

No they do not. Also no hoop and stick or cup and ball games either granddad.

I poo poo you not, here in Hong Kong this year wooden cup and ball games were *the* hot toy. Madness.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
https://twitter.com/cymrogav/status/677129406624698368

Dude who has seen Star Wars spoils the hell out of it to a guy who spoiled 3 TV shows for him in the past. (No spoilers visible in the linked tweet.)

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.

chitoryu12 posted:

So I found a video that compiled the 20 oldest YouTube videos still on the site, and found that even these first nascent steps into becoming the world's second largest search engine included schadenfreud clips.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uImk2RgCq_U

OMG the Backdorm Boys, forgot all about those guys. Didn't realise they were on YouTube right from the beginning. Their goofy mime-alongs to popular tunes made them early YouTube superstars. Seemed like fun dudes. I guess the real scootyfruit is that today's YouTube megastars are almost universally utter cocks?

Odd to think that site is only ten years old. Trying to find a place online to host even short videos before that was hellishly difficult. Back then I paid a ton of money for a giant camera that most budget smartphones piss over, it was a constant case of fannying around with codecs to compress the hell out of the video just to reduce filesize. Even just getting it onto the computer in the first place was a chore. Now we have kids uploading 1080p videos that are 10 hours long.

My lawn, uphill both ways in the snow, used to be nothing but trees around here etc etc

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.

Mr. Flunchy posted:

That's the gist of it, but you really need the full 5 minutes to properly appreciate this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmqAjr0xs04

It's the purest schadenfreude I've come across in years. Ughhhhh that's the poo poo.

Beauty pageants still happening in 2015 is the dumbest thing. But once you've had a crowned winner being applauded by the crowd for five minutes who the hell thinks it's a good idea to publicly rip that crown off and put it on someone else's head? gently caress it, just burn the card and pretend she won. I mean come on, it's an anachronistic meat market, you have no integrity to lose in the first place. Now even the people who like this stupid crap get to hate it too. Though when you put it like that...

The bonus schadenfreude is that presenter dude wasn't smart enough to just tear up the card and brazen it out.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
For context, a lot of the same anti-feminist/MRA/Gamergate cockwombles who got all pissy over Fury Road having a kickass woman in it are currently all raging over The Force Awakens having a kickass woman in it. Not really a great moment to try and have a discussion about if she's too kickass when you have people like "literally a rapist" Roosh declaring the film to be anti-men.

For thread related content, one YouTube commenter (I know, shut up) was being all pissy about not watching The Force Awakens because Disney destroyed the Expanded Universe and he's still upset that the dude with lightsabers all over his body no longer exists. Check his channel and he's another full on Gamergater too. So a pissbaby is upset Chewbacca didn't get a moon dropped on him, the new film is awesome, and all the worst people on the internet now feel they have to avoid Star Wars as you can't wear a fedora and a replica Stormtrooper helmet at the same time.

Life is good.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.

MisterOblivious posted:

If you think bikes are obnoxious just wait into you run into a pack of roller skiers:


I don't think I've ever felt such instant hatred for a group of people I've never met before. Look at that bunch of twats.

Hoverboards are dumb as hell, but last year someone rode past me on an electric unicycle and that looked fun as hell. Looked it up and it was actually a viable commuting device, something the hoverboard could never be. Was bloody expensive though.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.

Jastiger posted:

So uh, we're just gonna let this one go, eh? :wtc: is happening here

He went in for a hard tackle, marked his man, demonstrated excellent ball control, and dribbled in the box before shooting.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

A bouncer at a bar wears a GoPro on NYE and records all the lovely customers being butthurt and lovely when he doesn't let them in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uurT7yVWkQ

Pretty terrible people skills for a bouncer I'd say. You've got to either have the charm, or be the old school hardman bastard, to make a successful doorman.

But this reminded me there's a really good UK show up on YouTube called "Bouncers" which has lots of freude from drunken British twats getting thrown out. Season 2 is a big step down in quality, but all the S1 episodes are filled with gold.

Edit: Should point out this is NSFW as drunk British women flash boobs and butts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHKj6Ti5iCg

Parkingtigers has a new favorite as of 12:38 on Jan 6, 2016

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
https://twitter.com/pdchina/status/695452769906364417

E: tap the pic to make the GIF play

Parkingtigers has a new favorite as of 06:14 on Feb 5, 2016

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Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
For weird eating, the FoodforLouis channel used to be quite a thing. Seems to have deleted all his videos now, but the internet has them mirrored.

Eating a live giant scorpion http://youtu.be/gL6yCMpcNEA

Eating a live tarantula http://youtu.be/NjD6gok-Fsc

Eating 3 giant cockroaches http://youtu.be/BH2wXSUMmaw

And my personal ultimate nope of his:

Drinking 10 dead blended mice http://youtu.be/9u5eXYyla88

Parkingtigers has a new favorite as of 18:57 on Feb 5, 2016

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