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Snowglobe of Doom posted:If you're going to pick a fight with someone on the bus then maybe pick someone other than the big crazy guy wearing a t-shirt which says "I am a motherfucker" Isn't this the guy they based that Danny Trejo BAD rear end movie on? Really curious to hear what the rear end-kickee was saying afterwards.
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Say Nothing posted:Scar your child for life with snapchat filters. pro click right here
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Choco1980 posted:sting operations are sometimes so satisfying. I remember seeing years ago on Cops where they setup a thing in this high crime projects area where a semi would breakdown and the driver would get instructions from his supervisor to walk to the nearest service station (not an absurd situation) as then locals had devised little hand tools to jimmy open the back and start taking the cargo. But the cops set up a false interior with a trap door with like a half dozen cops hiding and would wait til guys were fully in the car before jumping out and arresting them. That was a fun episode. A good one I saw was this thing where they set up an easily stealable car in high crime areas. Eventually someone comes along and steals the thing. It's also fitted with cameras and a remote kill switch, and the looks on the criminals faces when that thing shuts off is hilarious.
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MariusLecter posted:It's plagiarized anyways. So what's this Fat Jew's story? Just a plagiarist?
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prahanormal posted:Just chiming in to say that high speed cable clip riding sounds like a lot of fun to me. Goons and ziplines really don't work out too well.
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Anora posted:Pallette cleanser time: That first one is so loving good
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Noice Pharma douche arrested
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Someone will be saying something similar someday about guns in america. They'll only get rid of guns in America when they replace them with cooler, deadlier HyperGuns. Lightweight, concealable, smart ammunition that can snipe through slabs of concrete and pop a tango's brainmeat...hell fuckin yeah!!!!!
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Don't worry, Rollerblades will have a resurgence once we hit full on cyberpunk dystopia times.
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Well I'm glad we got the little psychopath early before his true reign of terror could begin. I mean I know he's responsible for multiple deaths already but imagine if he'd wised up and manage to fly under the radar for a while.
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A cross-post from our helpful correspondents in the Book Barn:Hedrigall posted:For those of you who don't wade into the mire of the GRRM thread, A lot of fantasy fans are gonna be mad because fat man couldn't write words fast enough. Now, the television show is outstripping the source material somehow.
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If you manage to power through the sourness, Warheads actually get pretty delicious. I remember Black Cherry having the biggest sweetness payoff in regards to its sourness.
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Watching that colonel sweat it out during that interview reminded me of another video of a creepy dude. It was an interview with some guy (I think he had long hair) who claimed to be the close friend of this girl who'd gone missing. He's blathering a lot the whole time, and you can see he's getting nervous when the interviewer mentions police found the body. Turns out the guy was the murderer, surprise surprise.
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:Probably not, the whole building didn't burn down. For anyone who's never had the pleasure, some choice quotes from the Wikipedia article on bedbugs: quote:Bed bugs, bed-bugs, or bedbugs[2] are parasitic insects of the cimicid family that feed exclusively on blood. quote:All bed bugs mate by traumatic insemination.  Ok so upgraded from "menace" to "evil incarnate"
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He's a loving idiot and deserves to look like a crybaby puss, but I can't say that he deserves to break rocks over the next 15 years for one of the most oppressive regimes around.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Anyone opening champagne outside and not sabering it is an rear end in a top hat who deserves anything that happens to them. Can you explain why this is? Specifically the not sabering part.
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Orkin Mang posted:im still reeling from those gun safety posts. really 'raised' my consciousness on the matter. amazing I guess everyone missed your first hilarious post, so you had to say it twice!
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Jose posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3338464 Goddamn this is good, what a bunch of morons.
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Coucho Marx posted:I know they're robbers and all that, but kudos to the other guy who didn't leave his bro behind Don't count on it being out of the goodness of his heart. He was worried his fallen compatriot would roll on him once the cops nabbed him.
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I'm glad he did it, though, as his foolishness is immortalized in that gif. That look of utter anguish in his face as he leans towards the camera is amazing.
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So we'll see something similar when people vote for Trump ironically, gotcha.
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Three-Phase posted:OK now I feel like a jerk. Good god this is like a fever dream of insanity. This is utterly unnerving.
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Jun 30, 2016 01:55
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Ok this is pure perfection. What's it from?
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Gorilla Salad posted:I was just going to post that. I've never in my life seen anyone take TWO tasers and not even flinch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHb2_P1Xd7g
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Tarantula posted:Top five twitch banned twitch streamers, that #2 was probably the third time I've seen someone poo poo themselves while streaming. I don't really understand streaming culture at all, so it's nice seeing these pathetic shitheads getting trounced. Usually by their own doing.
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A Moose posted:I read your link about Pitcairn Island and they have so many child molesters that people have to sign waivers to bring children there... The Pitcairn Island government site is utterly fascinating.
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RareAcumen posted:Sorry, what? Those post it notes had the beginnings of the next great American novel on them!
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Aerdan posted:I assure you, there are rednecks in every state in the union. It is hilariously true. It's always funny to see some dude in upstate New York with a Confederate flag hanging outside his lovely little shack.
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UWBW posted:Christmas story One year we pissed off our dad so much that he donated all the gifts we were going to get, kept the boxes, and filled them with large rocks. I have two younger brothers, so it was a lot of presents. Talk about a crying fest. Another year I sassed my dad, and he made me gather up every one of my toys (including my beloved Super Nintendo) and made me donate them myself while he watched. Those of some pro-tier dad disciplinary maneuvers. Of course my mom's a big softie and always managed to smuggle out one or two...
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ratbert90 posted:Your dad is an abusive rear end in a top hat and shouldn't have been a parent. Sorry for you having a terrible mentally abusive twat of a parent. I mean, I certainly don't feel mentally abused. I feel like I learned a lot about what a sense of entitlement I had, thinking I deserved a ton of presents every year for basically no reason, especially when other kids were poor and had nothing. Why reward a kid who was admittedly being a brat with expensive toys he didn't appreciate? One time I wouldn't eat dinner so the next Sunday my dad took me to a soup kitchen, same concept. I posted it as schadenfreude because it's funny to imagine a bunch of squealing kids upset over something relatively inconsequential (see the Jimmy Kimmel Halloween Candy specials), but I'm glad my dad taught me lessons of vary severity on the subject of feeling entitled. e: I mean gently caress, look at your response. How positively goonish.
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Tarantula posted:Oh that's just golden. I ended up going down the rabbit hole and watching a bunch of the related videos. Entertaining stuff.
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Hahaha imagine what would happen to Arpaio in jail.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:A woman pulls her car in front of a garbage truck and then LOSES HER poo poo because the garbage truck hit her Haha this is really something. The way she moves and gestures is great. I also like that at the beginning you're like "hahaha this chick is nuts" then the last quarter of the video happens and it becomes apparent that she actually is crazy.
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This whole business is very weird to me.
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I'm pretty sure I could gently caress a cheetah up, but they're adorable and endangered and I realize this sounds scarily close to the Great Goon Debate on whether a guy with a samurai sword could kill a gorilla.
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im pooping! posted:a better strategy is downshift so you slow down but your brake lights don't come on so the cop rear ends you without it appearing as if you hit the brakes when they check the camera footage assuming the camera is running(which is very likely in a case like this where an officer is following to write an easy ticket) a better strategy is not intentionally causing a car accident
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Sinners Sandwich posted:It would really suck to die in a workplace accident just for your death to end up on STUPID loving IDIOTS 22 One of my worst fears. "Man, I'm sorry Rough Lobster died, he was a pretty okay dude, but gently caress him for causing this two hour safety brief we all have to sit through."
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