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 quote:DXP Special Features and Fun Facts Thank god the driver will be so safe in this rolling pizza oven, it gives me great comfort to know that the driver won't be risking their life in a rolling pizza death trap. They are also safe from puddles. In case you thought this was a joke, no, there are already 97 of them on the road. Have you seen this rolling pizza monstrosity. http://www.dominosdxp.com/ Personally I love the "For Official Use Only" decal as if one of the poor pizza drivers subjected to one of these things would want to take it out on a spin around town off the clock. Three Olives fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Oct 21, 2015 |
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This car really upsets me, OP. I can't stand the thought of a delivery person driving it around in my neighborhood. If I ever ate Domino's you can bet I'd stop.
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Oct 21, 2015 21:59
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you think i give a poo poo about the delivery car if i order a pizza?
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Oct 21, 2015 22:00
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But how are these cars affecting property values is what I want to know, OP!!
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Oct 21, 2015 22:01
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Don't give a single gently caress. I honestly cannot way for the day that no one bats an eye over cars because all they will be is smaller busses, just public transport.
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Oct 21, 2015 22:01
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wow a car
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Oct 21, 2015 22:02
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No. 6 posted:Don't give a single gently caress. I honestly cannot way for the day that no one bats an eye over cars because all they will be is smaller busses, just public transport. It won't be such a big shift for OP, he's used to riding small buses.
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Oct 21, 2015 22:02
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that sure is a car alright
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Oct 21, 2015 22:02
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JiveHonky posted:wow a car It's not just a car, it's the latest in pizza delivery technology.
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Oct 21, 2015 22:03
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and you bolded the entire quote except 2 sentences
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Oct 21, 2015 22:03
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It should have been a German car with the built in over. For holocaust jokes
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Oct 21, 2015 22:04
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Booblord Zagats posted:It should have been a German car with the built in over. For holocaust jokes It should just have been a car with a Hitler moustache and swastikas on the tires.
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Oct 21, 2015 22:07
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I want pizza delivery like in snow crash, mafia controlled supercars and if it gets there later than 30min uncle enzo comes and appologized personally
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Oct 21, 2015 22:08
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Applewhite posted:It should just have been a car with a Hitler moustache and swastikas on the tires. Too far, buddy. We just want the implication
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Oct 21, 2015 22:08
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JiveHonky posted:wow a car
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Oct 21, 2015 22:08
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Booblord Zagats posted:Too far, buddy. We just want the implication Too late I'm already building my dream pizza delivery car.
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Oct 21, 2015 22:11
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No unbreakable tether to literally chain the delivery driver to this ovenmobile for the duration of their shift? What the gently caress is even the point then?
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Oct 21, 2015 22:11
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They're better rolling billboards for Domino's, and being company cars I'm sure they're going to be allowed to install any and all sorts of monitoring packages from GPS, dash cams, and speed monitoring all they way to audio/video recording to catch you smoking, picking your nose or talking to yourself as you drive.
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Oct 21, 2015 22:14
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They should put tachikoma legs on them, take out the driver's cabin and just make them drones.
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Oct 21, 2015 22:15
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Applewhite posted:They should put tachikoma legs on them, take out the driver's cabin and just make them drones. In the bad part of towns they probably just make you retrieve your own pizza from the oven.
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Oct 21, 2015 22:18
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thats too much work for some simple 'za
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Oct 21, 2015 22:19
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gently caress Dominos
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Oct 21, 2015 22:21
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what dumb rear end franchisee thinks this is a better deal than a couple heatwave bags and some roof magnets???? i mean cumbon this is gotta cost more than INSURANCE and like whateaver else you pay for for your drivers
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Oct 21, 2015 22:22
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Three Olives posted:In the bad part of towns they probably just make you retrieve your own pizza from the oven. They should make a condo that is also a dominos so basically you're living inside a dominos and the chefs prepare your pizza in your kitchen and also live in your cupboard.
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Oct 21, 2015 22:22
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tomstuart posted:whateaver else you pay for for your drivers LOL, pay their drivers. Tipped position.
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Oct 21, 2015 22:23
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I cant wait to get paid $4.25 an hour to ride some lovely rear end uncomfortable car that probably wont even be able to play my own music and will film me to maintain quality job assurance. delivery loving experts
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Oct 21, 2015 22:23
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At first glance I thought Domino's was going to send these out trolling the suburbs for buyers like an ice cream van.
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Oct 21, 2015 22:25
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Late stage capitalism at its finest
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Oct 21, 2015 22:25
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paint the noid on the front so it looks like he got run over man i should work as a domino's adman
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Oct 21, 2015 22:26
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Lol a wiener said all of that no wonder 3o was listening
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Oct 21, 2015 22:27
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uhhh yeeeaaah we'll be deducting $40 from your night of tips for the gas money because we sent you on way on the other of suburban sprawl poo poo city because we cant plan out of a sensible delivery area remember: working at dominos is a priviledge
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Oct 21, 2015 22:27
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Three Olives posted:LOL, pay their drivers. Tipped position. I just checked, they make $4 an hour, have to provide their own car insurance and don't get reimbursed for gas and mileage in most cases.
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Oct 21, 2015 22:27
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i am going to make on of this car for subway so i can more easily conduct my sandwich making activites in homes of people
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Oct 21, 2015 22:28
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I wish you'd get run over by a DXP, 3O
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Oct 21, 2015 22:28
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JiveHonky posted:wow a car
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Oct 21, 2015 22:28
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these cars will all permanently smell like weed
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Oct 21, 2015 22:30
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldyx3KHOFXw
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Oct 21, 2015 22:56
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I need Randy Newman (or someone good at immitating him) to do a cover of that song
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Oct 21, 2015 23:01
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so now we don't have to tip the pizza guy cause he's not using his own car/gas. cool.
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Oct 21, 2015 23:03
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Tuxedo Gin posted:so now we don't have to tip the pizza guy cause he's not using his own car/gas. cool. Yeah, you'll have to tip them because you are a decent human being now. Sucks, I know.
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