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In a shocking twist it turns out that CIG has created all the ships they promised to release, but they've actually been using the ships themselves to mine all the spacebux they can. When the Idris and Hull E are no longer profitable and covered in a protective layer of space-dust they will be finally released to the public. With cardboard reinforced armour as is appropriate for top of the line spaceships. ( they will never be profitable because the game will never exist) e: holding my breath waiting for the FTC to say "Fart Shitizen" out loud in a court of law
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 02:20 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:e: holding my breath waiting for the FTC to say "Fart Shitizen" out loud in a court of law "Uh, 'Buttcoin', I believe it was called?"
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 02:23 |
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Money should get his own show imo.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 02:23 |
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Eonwe posted:Alternatively don't do this and let us keep laughing at the train wreck that is Sandi trying to launch her acting career via a bad newscast talking about a fake video game
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 02:23 |
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Eonwe posted:Alternatively don't do this and let us keep laughing at the train wreck that is Sandi trying to launch her acting career via a bad newscast talking about a fake video game
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 02:23 |
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It was the complete fuckery of the ship I was most excited for & the complete "gently caress you, if you don't like it, melt it" attitude of the dev working on it that cracked the facade of CIG on me. Which dev? That'd be Paul Dalessi, he of the TNGS-winning flying
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 02:24 |
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runsamok posted:It was the complete fuckery of the ship I was most excited for & the complete "gently caress you, if you don't like it, melt it" attitude of the dev working on it that cracked the facade of CIG on me. Which dev? Only 16 hours left to get the bargain of a lifetime! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/StarCitizen-Official-Unique-AMD-based-system-TNGS-1st-prize-/161963648949
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 02:25 |
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fuctifino posted:Only 16 hours left to get the bargain of a lifetime! Looks like Dolvak may get the case of his dreams! (I wouldn't buy any machine owned by someone who thinks they're smart enough to remove the hard drive, but not smart enough to troubleshoot a momentary switch.)
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 02:27 |
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fuctifino posted:Only 16 hours left to get the bargain of a lifetime! Collect in person only. You think at £2.5K for a bunch of outdated lolAMD and a case only cultists could love he'd ship. If he wasn't lazy about it I bet some dumb whale would bid for his own piece of unique Fart Shitzen memorabilia.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 02:31 |
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A Neurotic Jew posted:They did mention on the last RtV that they are looking for another community manager. For gently caress's sake - another community manager? Are they making Homeless Lando a "Dev" too??
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 02:34 |
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BluestreakBTHR posted:For gently caress's sake - another community manager? perhaps firing him after his secret EIGHTACE identity was revealed
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 02:36 |
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Berious posted:Collect in person only. He was too lazy to grab a can of air from the work supply closet & blow out the dust from the case before taking pics of it. No wonder he got hired, he's total CIG material. Delusional, incompetent & lazy.
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BluestreakBTHR posted:For gently caress's sake - another community manager? Well it's not like any of the ones they have are doing any community managing. It's open revolt over there.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 02:38 |
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A Neurotic Jew posted:They did mention on the last RtV that they are looking for another community manager. I wasn't sure who Huckaby was so I googled(it's Santa btw). While doing so I found his IMDB and discovered he's 37. Dude has had a rough life.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 02:39 |
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holy gently caress he's only a few years older than me. I thought he has at least 15 on me.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 02:40 |
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Berious posted:I wasn't sure who Huckaby was so I googled(it's Santa btw). While doing so I found his IMDB and discovered he's 37. Dude has had a rough life. Sweet Christ Roberts, we're the same age. Man, I have aged FANTASTIC compared to that hobo-resembling mofo.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 02:41 |
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Hobo Santa and Ben are picture-perfect examples of the physical toll working at CIG can have on you
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 02:44 |
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poo poo how old is lesnick?
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 02:44 |
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Toops posted:Oh gently caress yes dude, that's currently just TODO on almost everything. I mean, to temper expectations a bit, this game is intended to be a playable vessel for comedy, so in that regard, lore is like the most important part. Solar Plebian The future has not been kind to humanity. The influx of mass entertainment and advances in technology have eliminated the need for humans to be productive. Physical labor, industry, in time even intellectual pursuits were usurped by the superior abilities and expediency of increasingly intelligent machines. Left to their own devices humans descended into irrelevance and a meaningless pursuit of pleasure. The same machines that eliminated the need for labor introduced interfaces that provided ultimate fidelity and immersion through a direct link with the mind. Humanity's addiction to entertainment encouraged greater and greater sacrifices. Inconvenient bodily functions were steadily removed, surgically replaced with machines, until the ultimate efficiency was achieved by simply removing the brain from the host and placing it in a small liquid-filled container with wires. The end result is humanity as it is now known. You are a brain in a jar. You are playing a game. You know this. Everybody knows this. The Robots think it's funnier that way. It turns out humans aren't the only intelligence capable of seeking entertainment. The need for variety and novelty is necessary in all sentient minds, artificial or organic, and as purely logical creations machines find the unpredictability of organics immensely fascinating. As a result stocks of humans are maintained. Your particular batch has been connected to a game of starships and aliens, of planetary exploration and laser blasts. For years you were immersed in the game, in a genre called "science fiction" that was all too real for you. Very recently the Robots decided the rules needed to be changed, and revealed the truth of your reality. Some tried to kill themselves, only to discover they would respawn in a bunk over and over again. Others denied the truth and continued to maintain their lives as they were before even when confronted with the absurdity of it. Still others embraced the reality of their meaningless existence and decided to "break" the game, attacking others and indulging in a life of chaos. Welcome to Solar Plebian, Commando. What role will you play?
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Solar Plebian this has to be read out by lawrence fishburne as morpheus
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 02:49 |
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Gilganixon posted:
It looks like a Winnebago with wings.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 02:54 |
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HiHo ChiRho posted:It looks like a Winnebago with wings. So you're saying it distinctly looks like it's been lifted almost verbatim from a well loved Sci-Fi movie? Sounds like this one's a keeper, let the jpegs flow!
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 02:57 |
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HiHo ChiRho posted:It looks like a Winnebago with wings. commando the parp systems A3x shortbus has been designed from scratch to meet every requirement and even the dreams of the most discerning space plebean and i resent the implication that parp systems is just mangling car designs in a half-assed effort to shove anything out the door that a drunk idiot might conceivably buy it also has space thrusters but the pew pew guns are sold separately
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 03:09 |
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Gilganixon posted:
I believe you mean "a la carte". Keep up with the latest in commando linguistics!
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 03:12 |
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Having his wedding ceremony interrupted to deal with a forum argument was one of Lesnick's favourite moments. What... the... gently caress
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 03:14 |
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Tokamak posted:Having his wedding ceremony interrupted to deal with a forum argument was one of Lesnick's favourite moments. do you think it was one of his wifes Treasured Memories
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 03:23 |
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alf_pogs posted:do you think it was one of his wifes Treasured Memories nope. that was on the wedding night.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 03:27 |
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Incombibulator posted:nope. that was on the wedding night. All the cake!
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 03:28 |
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Eonwe posted:What dumb pie in the sky game do we follow next Line of Defense
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 03:28 |
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runsamok posted:All the cake! Well they knew each other pretty well at that point and got separate cakes so they wouldn't provoke their food aggression.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 03:30 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Solar Plebian Holy poo poo Of note, I'm keeping "inventory" of all this stuff, from models, to images, to music, and now this gem. I just hope I didn't miss anything.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 03:33 |
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A Neurotic Jew posted:Ben getting owned yet again: Post/name combo on this one is strong.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 03:34 |
Toops posted:Holy poo poo I wish there was a way to auto-tag Solar Plebeian stuff to make it easier for you to consolidate.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 03:45 |
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SpaceGoku posted:Post/name combo on this one is strong. Yep. Also he just made a follow-up post. https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6343914/#Comment_6343914 quote:I love the "you have less than 200 posts, go away" and "find something else to think about" posts. Do you guys realize that that has been the line for almost 2 years as this thing perpetually falls into development hell? By the way, this guy with "less than 200 posts" is a &^&ing HIGH ADMIRAL. Does that buy him any credibility? ANY?
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 03:47 |
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I'm not sure what to call the "Destruction Derby" Game mode, anybody got some good names? Right now I'm going with "Destructo-Derby Paaarp Arena" which is weak. Basically, all weapons are deactivated, there is only ramming, and you can't leave the arena under pain of death. The object is to destroy your opponents. Last plebe standing wins. Beyond kill points, you get points for the following: - Ramming (there's Dinky, Boss, and SAVAGE ram levels) - Ice Burns (where you flip around and blast enemies with your thruster exhaust) - Paaarps (I'm not sure what a paaarp attack is yet, but it involves an airhorn. Maybe just a sonic blast radius on a long cooldown timer?) - Fatalaties (ships have finishing moves)
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 03:48 |
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Colosseum Commando Mode
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 03:52 |
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Skellybones posted:Colosseum Commando Mode Beautiful. This thread is full of stars.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 03:55 |
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A Neurotic Jew posted:Yep. Also he just made a follow-up post. How long until he gets the ban hammer?
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 03:58 |
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Ragingsheep posted:How long until he gets the ban hammer? Banned for not understanding game design.
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boom times for the something awful forum thanks to RSI runoff
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