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I said come in! posted:Nothing about this is impressive. Its a feel good piece for the enjoyment of the rubes. edit - Ohh first page catte : 
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so I basically fast-scroll every new page and stop when I see any videos or what look like Ben's posts (because that man always manages to top himself on stupid things he says) am i the only one ?
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Feb 11, 2016 02:14
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This game may be poo poo and never coming out but it is real to me dammit and you guys are ruining this for me 
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Feb 11, 2016 02:14
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 have a stimpire painsoldier i went with pink because i'm sick of seeing grey poo poo everywhere and also because it makes them more of an eyesore get it? sorry for lack of fidelity, had to get this one out fast.
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Feb 11, 2016 02:15
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Gilganixon posted:
I like all your drawings 
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Feb 11, 2016 02:16
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Gilganixon posted:
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Feb 11, 2016 02:17
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Sappo569 posted:so I basically fast-scroll every new page and stop when I see any videos or what look like Ben's posts (because that man always manages to top himself on stupid things he says) nope i do it too
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Feb 11, 2016 02:17
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Gilganixon posted:
Slannesh approves.
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Feb 11, 2016 02:17
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I'm, a "big fan", of captain b'tak's, style of posting...................
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Feb 11, 2016 02:18
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I remember those episodes.. My brother loved that show. I hated it with a passion. I prefered M.A.S.H. Way before my time but still a drat good show to watch as a kid growing up in the late 80's and early 90's.
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Feb 11, 2016 02:20
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OhDearGodNo posted:Slannesh approves. Seriously, Gilganixon, repost this here as Slaanesh fanart for double dip lols.
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Feb 11, 2016 02:21
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No Mods No Masters posted:I'm, a "big fan", of captain b'tak's, style of posting................... p sure he wrote Doobie's menu
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Feb 11, 2016 02:22
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I haven't done any gameplay videos for a while because there is a heavy downside to making them - you have to play Star Citizen. So here is a gameplay vid, no bugs as such, just a bit of gameplay. Also something before that that will really make u think. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzzHgoFsEwI I've also tried using that creative license thing so maybe people can see this one 
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Feb 11, 2016 02:22
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Gilganixon posted:
Sins of a Solar Stimpire. Also, Stimpire soldier basically sounds like a weak version of your standard Deathguard space marine. Take the wounds, but keeps on trucking. Except with your Stimpire footman, it can take the pain but would probably fall apart. Though maybe they would be the organic version of necrons and be able to keep fighting even after being blown in half? StarbloodKiss fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Feb 11, 2016 |
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Feb 11, 2016 02:22
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Galarox posted:So: My BDSSE story: Was there a specific turning point? Derek's threats of legal action, the emails between Sandi and Beer, Bootcha's lucky escape and accompanying revelations of employee abuse, EightAce's posts, etc.? All of the above? Common sense? Inquiring minds want to know.
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Feb 11, 2016 02:27
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Gilganixon posted:
Nicely done. I like the "last stage Slanesh cultist" vibe but i'm getting a little worried about the whole Stimpire thing. I'm starting to fell we are actually developing and improving on some poor internet madman torture porn. Even for comedy purpose its a bit unsettling.
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Feb 11, 2016 02:29
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AugmentedVision posted:Seriously, Gilganixon, repost this here as Slaanesh fanart for double dip lols. i forgot that slaanesh had the same color scheme going ah well!
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Feb 11, 2016 02:29
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Gilganixon posted:
I like the eye lid holders to stop him blinking. Sandi could use those
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Feb 11, 2016 02:30
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aleksendr posted:Nicely done. I like the "last stage Slanesh cultist" vibe but i'm getting a little worried about the whole Stimpire thing. I'm starting to fell we are actually developing and improving on some poor internet madman torture porn. Even for comedy purpose its a bit unsettling. nah the stimpire is so badly and enthusiastically written that it becomes harmless. It's an accidental parody and is legitimately hilarious as long as you keep it turned up to 11 at all times (it being the pain eternator in this case) Berious posted:I like the eye lid holders to stop him blinking. Sandi could use those even the stimpire's elite guard aren't allowed to miss even a millisecond of the executions!
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Feb 11, 2016 02:31
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Chocobo posted:
OK. How strong is the dosage for your meds?
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Feb 11, 2016 02:31
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peter gabriel posted:I haven't done any gameplay videos for a while because there is a heavy downside to making them - you have to play Star Citizen. That's spooky as hell, 
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Feb 11, 2016 02:31
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peter gabriel posted:I haven't done any gameplay videos for a while because there is a heavy downside to making them - you have to play Star Citizen. I figured it out, your ram is haunted. You need a cat. The cat will un-haunt the ram. Then spaceships work again, if the haunting isn't severe.
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Feb 11, 2016 02:31
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fuzzknot posted:That reminds me of this guy I used to work with who fell for something similar. Every time we worked together, he would tell me about this girl he was talking to online. Allegedly, she was a trust fund baby who lived in Hawaii, rode a motorcycle, taught ballet, and lived in a two million dollar bungalow on the beach. He only had two pictures of her and didn't have her phone number because, supposedly, the last guy she gave her number to died in Iraq, and she didn't want to go through that heartbreak again. Truth. You really can lead yourself to believe anything if you want it enough.
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Feb 11, 2016 02:32
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aleksendr posted:Nicely done. I like the "last stage Slanesh cultist" vibe but i'm getting a little worried about the whole Stimpire thing. I'm starting to fell we are actually developing and improving on some poor internet madman torture porn. Even for comedy purpose its a bit unsettling. This thread was a stimpire all along 
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Feb 11, 2016 02:32
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Haunted space cats you say?
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Feb 11, 2016 02:33
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Scruffpuff posted:I think ultimately, for something to be officially labeled and recognized as a scam, there has to be intent. I fully believe that Chris and his followers are convinced they can deliver, because they're too stupid to think otherwise. However, I'm convinced that other members of his organization are fully aware of what's going on, and I'm not well versed enough in legal matters to understand what happens when the CEO of the company thinks that he's making a product, but another member of the upper echelon is fully aware that he can't deliver. Like, say, his attorney. I too once believed that he never set out to scam anyone. He really did believe he could pull this off. With $2m. Then clowns kept giving him money. He lost the vision. Then scam became the practice of taking money and making promises you couldn't possibly deliver on; knowing FELACIOUSLY WELL that you couldn't deliver on them. D_Smart fucked around with this message at 04:37 on Feb 11, 2016 |
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Feb 11, 2016 02:35
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FULL WELLY
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Feb 11, 2016 02:39
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starkebn posted:I actually like this It is indeed decently written, but that specific part : Well, look at me today. Twenty-seven years later, I own a half-dozen Reclaimers and a fleet of Freelancers. I have seventy-five pilots working under me, garbage men and women all. They’re like a family, they’re all like me. They must have had that same fateful day too; that day where others slowly pick their dreams away from them, one by one. So I take them in, make sure they’re safe. Its a pattern we can observe in a lot of high investment backers : The idea that other, less fortunate, will crew or fly their ship and that somehow they have been "cheated" by the life the currently have. Those people don't play for fun, they play for escapism (we all do a little, but it should never be the main reason for it) and CIG seem eager to reinforce that trend.
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Feb 11, 2016 02:39
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:I want more Stimpire lore. A listing ship is seen off in the distance of Crusader. A magical sight. The 3rd force of Marines based in the 4th Stimpire is ready for duty. Their genitals hacked off like a diseased tree limb. They've seen their own death along with a thousand others. The target: An Idris. Slider all the way over to PVP. It's go time. Donations, tripling every second. Can't invade. Server instance full. gently caress.
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Feb 11, 2016 02:40
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What would anyone here do if given 105 million dollars and were told to make a space game though? I wouldn't know what to do. I'd just outsource it probably and keep a few million.
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Feb 11, 2016 02:41
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The Snark posted:This is supposed to be an example of physics done right? It wasn't. Look again.
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Feb 11, 2016 02:41
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Can someone give me a link to the Elite thread?
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Feb 11, 2016 02:43
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:I want more Stimpire lore. In the fourth Stimpire, it rains pain. Pain in the form of a raindrop, yes a raindrop made of pain. People who loiter are forced to stand out the the painrain wearing paincoats, which are like raincoats but increase the pain from the painrain by 100 times every half second. People who refuse to watch the loiterers getting painrained have their spleens replaced by a mauve liquid that turns their red blood cells into pain. People born with genetic insensitivity to pain are subjected to crippling emotional pain through rejection.
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Feb 11, 2016 02:45
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I think theres enough Stimpire material to make a table-top game. You would essentially start off as human but as the mission continued, whatever it was, your character may suffer at the hands of the Stimpire. The game is lost when your character either dies or goes insane from everything they have to endure. Though if your character does go insane, they should actually become an encounter/enemy that the other party members have to deal with as they venture onward. Also, aren't there other empires in the Stimpire setting? Wouldn't the Stimpire have agents working against those other factions? You could also play as a Stimpire agent or something of that sort running missions.
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Feb 11, 2016 02:47
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Astroniomix posted:The flood of comments on this video are amazing. I don't know who he is, but he doesn't seem to mind. You should see what he's up against in /r/DerekSmart
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Feb 11, 2016 02:52
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grimcreaper posted:I remember those episodes.. My brother loved that show. I hated it with a passion. I prefered M.A.S.H. Way before my time but still a drat good show to watch as a kid growing up in the late 80's and early 90's. grimcreaper posted:I remember those episodes.. My brother loved that show. I hated it with a passion. I prefered M.A.S.H. Way before my time but still a drat good show to watch as a kid growing up in the late 80's and early 90's. Have you ever seen the ending t o The Dinosaurs? It's beyond dark and seriously hosed up. It's probably second in those categories to the ending of ALF though. Those shows ended in huge  fashions.
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Feb 11, 2016 02:53
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Gilganixon posted:
That is loving fantastic and I love it. aleksendr posted:Nicely done. I like the "last stage Slanesh cultist" vibe but i'm getting a little worried about the whole Stimpire thing. I'm starting to fell we are actually developing and improving on some poor internet madman torture porn. Even for comedy purpose its a bit unsettling. You don't want to know how they punish expressions of doubt about the Stimpire in the Stimpire, friend. Be careful. Loose lips sink ships (and get shorn off with sharpened electricity).
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Feb 11, 2016 02:54
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I Greyhound posted:In the fourth Stimpire, it rains pain. Pain in the form of a raindrop, yes a raindrop made of pain. People who loiter are forced to stand out the the painrain wearing paincoats, which are like raincoats but increase the pain from the painrain by 100 times every half second. People who refuse to watch the loiterers getting painrained have their spleens replaced by a mauve liquid that turns their red blood cells into pain. The paindrops keep falling on my head....
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Feb 11, 2016 02:55
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Now I'm upset this game will never come out. This could have been the next big goon game. And our guild/corp would have been the Stimpire.
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Berious posted:I like the eye lid holders to stop him blinking. Sandi could use those DON'T YOU RUIN A CLOCKWORK ORANGE FOR ME, YOU GOON. (I at first typed "Cockwork" and have now ruined it for myself. Great.) ZenMaster posted:Truth. You really can lead yourself to believe anything if you want it enough. It was all so ridiculous. Then he dated a coworker who was bipolar and off her meds, which went exactly as well as you might expect--especially after it was over and he hooked up with a former friends with benefits he described as "really hot." I caught a glimpse of her when she was picking him up from work one night, and she looked like a female Lesnick to me, but to each his own. Again, you can lead yourself to believe anything if you want it enough. Apparently it doesn't matter if that "anything" is being able to fly spaceships on the Internet or having desirable women chase you. peter gabriel posted:FULL WELLY That's what happens when you're not careful in the space horse corrals.
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