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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Star Citizen c/d?

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Karl_Ramseier posted:

Sadly it's not a game yet.

How much are you in the hole to Croberts for?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Are we still TWO WEEKS from major news?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your daughter... 's wedding... on the day of your daughter's wedding. And I hope their first child be a masculine child. That's him in the wheelchair.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

D_Smart posted:

The Santa Monica move was already in the works. I tweeted about it weeks ago. The new office is the one with the $20K cappuccino machine and which was halted due to a dispute with the contractor.

Frankfurt (CryTek guys) is working with Foundry 42 (SQ42) to get SQ42 out the door asap.

They are doing a major downsizing of Austin to save costs. It's cheaper in Germany than it is in the US. Plus that's where they can get more CryTek guys.

Getting a larger office space is meaningless and has no bearing on their ability to complete and ship a game.

It does prove that they think they have enough money to fund ancillary expenses like new offices instead of focusing all their resources on the actual game.

Which probably means they're idiots without any money management skills.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

janssendalt posted:

this game is coming out
and it's going to be the best

http://savid.technology

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Berious posted:

My dad would've loving killed me if I'd spent 10K on jpegs

If I'd spent 10K on JPEGs, I'd want my dad to kill me.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

D_Smart posted:

Been busy all day. And legal wanted me to source some info in the article before making it live. That's all done now and it will go live in the morning.

http://www.dereksmart.org/2015/11/interstellar-pirates/

Goons:

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Good stuff. There's a slight typo you may or may not care about : "meanwhile, back at ranch". Really should be a "the" in there.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Are we still shrieking about Vox Day or did actual Croberts poo poo happen?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Croberts did the Paris attacks.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Is Croberts under indictment yet?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

AP posted:



They broke the juke box, a subscriber flair item.

DEAR GOD ITS COMING RIGHT AT ME

A+ work on the survival horror death scenes.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 15:21 on Nov 20, 2015

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Have I, in any of the Star Citizen threads, said that Cloud Imperium Gaming is an unbelievably stupid loving name?

Because Cloud Imperium Gaming is an unbelievably stupid loving name.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Everything about Croberts enrages me. He's such a ugly lumpy little mumblemouthed poo poo.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Well he's right about that, it's a doozy alright.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Is Croberts in jail yet? I'm going to be really mad if he's not!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Hello Space Inhabitants. I made some pasta tonight. Didn't bother making sauce since I had a jar of it in my cabinet.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Please tell me you at least purchased your sauce at Space Walgreens, lest you ruin my IMMERSION.

Space Vons actually.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Jobbo_Fett posted:

I knew you were a Space Commie

Space I Space am.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

D_Smart posted:

Oh. I can't wait to see the carnage on the next page. I need another coffee for that. brb.

It really is amazing to see someone with no knowledge of Star Citizen get exposed to the insanity for the first time. It warms my loving heart.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

AlmightyPants posted:

Having never seen his bad movie I just checked and found out that mushmouth put himself in his dumb bad movie. Who on earth wanted to see his ugly face on screen other than him?

I hate seeing Croberts' stupid ugly face but I don't blame him for sticking himself in his own movie. I mean, I would.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Is Croberts arrested yet?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I just want to know how inept you have to be to gently caress up multicrewing when Air Warrior had that in the mid-90s.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

She looks so lifelike.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I want to set fire to Croberts' chair.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Amarcarts posted:

I'm not so much of a Derek Drone as a Derek Fedaykin Death Commando. Good luck Shitizens you need to have pubes just to get past the outer checkpoints. You aren't even in the compound yet.

He is the KwiSmartz HaDerek. THE REFUNDS MUST FLOW.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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BMan posted:

Fuckin' spaceships, how do they work?

They don't.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Timby posted:

The best part is that Wing Commander II, III and IV, the games that everyone points to as Roberts' achievements as a storyteller, weren't even written by him.

Oh that's funny.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I think that any Goon Rescue Squadron should involve shooting up people's ships, then offering to rescue them.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Google Butt posted:

"Touch the poop" is cringey as gently caress.

Yeah, whatever happened to the perfectly good term "safari rules"?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Scathach posted:

:pgabz:



I don't know what the gently caress.

This is good.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I love you Dr. Smart

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Lowtax posted:

You know who else didn't spend a dime on spaceship jpgs and didn't support the development of Star Citizen???












That's right









Hitler

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Bait and Swatch posted:

Bwahahaha, someone in D&D apparently took my avatar seriously


McDowell is an incredibly stupid pseudointellectual even by D&D standards.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I heard there were pedophiles in the Verse. Are these new pedophiles?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Star Citizen killed Alan Rickman :mad:

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Nov 8, 2006

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Très bien.

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