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Derek. Honest question. When you walk into your lawyer's offices and say "I've been on the internet recently", do their mouths extend past their face in a shark like grin, or do they shake their head and ask you whose father they need to talk to.
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Vire posted:It's kinda amazing in all these gifs that are getting posted the game somehow runs worst and buggier than stock crysis. How does that happen? I don't know a lot about coding do they have to rip out working systems to make it a space ship game? Chris Roberts decides he needs hotdogs, so now you also need a steamer. Then he decides your tacos need to be fresh so you also need a deep fryer, and you need a stove to do the mince as you can no longer do pre-prep at the beginning of the day. Now it's very difficult to move around in your icecream taco hotdog truck and you forgot to install a fridge so all your ingredients have to be defrosted and taste like poo poo.
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LGD posted:I like this metaphor but what the gently caress kind of taco truck are you going to that they'd use a microwave for anything?!?! please seek out better taco options tia Have you even seen their proposed menu??
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CrazyLoon posted:This thread has become unreadable to me.
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Gwaihir posted:I like how you put all these on a host in loving New Zealand so it takes 8 years to load.
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if someone from reddit buys me an avatar and pms me their reddit account I will give them reddit gold in return.
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How do I get a read job so that I can have some disposable income. Explain like I'm a literal child. Put it back in your pants, reddit, I am not literally a child.
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Fighting Derek Smart the only way they know how - by throwing money at something.
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Shrinkage posted:wow, you guys care a lot about games huh
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The Saddest Robot posted:I was listening to the radio in my automobile device and they said processed meat can lead to cancer. They specifically listed hot dogs and bacon, but didn't talk about burgs/ground beef. Even if it did you couldn't live without it anyway.
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grimcreaper posted:
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Jst0rm posted:I made it to the end of the thread. I just thought you would all want to know that.
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D_Smart posted:Also, the Line Of Defense Tactics game which takes it's underlying story line from one of the comics, just passed final XBox One certification and goes on sale in early December. You bastards better buy it. I have to keep paying for avatars here goddamnit!!
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Klyith posted:Plausible theories:
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Io_ posted:Amiga Power is and always will be the best gaming journalism to have existed, they really just did not give a gently caress.
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That's me in the wheelchair losing my anonymity.
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SquirrelGrip posted:holy poo poo its pretty fitting that every time derek wants to gently caress with some rando redditor theres a legit handicap they have and people ask him to stop Speaking of handicaps: every single goon in this thread that is quoting Derek Smart and saying "don't dox him bro" but not editing his post to omit the details. gbtr
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I hope Derek takes this kid to court because his defense wouldn't have a leg to stand on.
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for when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss emails you its dick pic
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Amethyst posted:*photoshops the words "derek smart" onto the plane hitting the world trade center, and the words "STAR CITIZEN" onto the towers themselves*
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wait the towers are the mushrooms from the ET photoshop and the plane is a pair of "deal with it" shades.
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Amethyst posted:You literally have a Derek Smart avatar. You're a cheerleader for an incredibly stupid obsessive who doxes wheelchair bound vid game fans because he has nothing better to do. You probably spend several hours a week in this lovely thread.
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Amethyst posted:It's incredible how easy it is to reduce the big hard internet men of Star Citizen crew into puddles of tears when you suggest that maybe stalking a wheelchair bound cripple isn't a cool and badass thing to do. Perhaps the tightneing you feel in your chest when confronted with your own shortcomings should be harnessed for personal growth, rather than going into a panic and posting the loving get out frog 12 times in a row. pretty sure it's actually from this sweet fukken burg ![]()
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Paladinus posted:The c-word is not a nice word to use when talking about physically handicapped. It's highly disrespectful, actually.
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TubeStank posted:hm
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The trick to winning a fight with someone retarded is provoking them into posting a formal response letter to your slanderous allegations that's signed by their hotdog name CFO.Strategic Tea posted:Anita Sar-whatever-her-name-is
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I have the resources to drop considerably more than that on a videogame and pizza for Lesnick the Hutt. Here's the thing. My life isn't pathetic enough that I want to. Fux "SpeedGhost" Serf.
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Darmok, that's him in the wheelchair.
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joats posted:It's not like if anything "did happen" that star citizens would blame Something Awful. A comedy forum.
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I dream of a future where every environment is designed with the aesthetic and lighting of a WW2 submarine.
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janssendalt posted:Some people here spend more time and energy every week on criticizing the people who have put money into the project than the average pledger has put into making the money to pledge for the game We're amusing ourselves at their expense.
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thatguy posted:I'm the person who is going to quote that and then type "same" in an attempt at humor. same
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Necatus posted:Hold on a second, here's a closer look.
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That's him in the space cart.
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Wyld posted:Mmmhm, the best MtnDew - except whiskey. Passionfruit Frenzy is better.
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WebDog posted:Molyneux is a classic example.
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2025 00:28 |
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