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I can't believe he's still at it. It's been hours and he just keeps on diggin' that hole deeper. Just stop, dude, for the love of christ
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# ¿ May 1, 2016 11:46 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 08:08 |
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B_of_InfoRedux posted:Your under an impression I care about holes or what happens after this. I don't. You've been at this for five hours now. If it was your job, you'd have taken a lunch break by this time. But yeah, tell me some more about how you don't care
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# ¿ May 1, 2016 12:01 |
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B_of_InfoRedux posted:Yeah, problem with typing on a tablet and giving very few shits about grammar on an internet humor forum. So what's your excuse for the writing on your blog?
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# ¿ May 1, 2016 12:28 |
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B_of_InfoRedux posted:Goodnight and see you in the Verse Commandos. I leave you to stroke your over inflated epeens in peace. Well, that's us told
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# ¿ May 1, 2016 13:13 |
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Tippis posted:Speaking of which (kind of…), can someone explain to me why it's so seemingly impossible to find the Taco Bell version of Demolition Man? All I ever come across is the Pizza Hut version, and the obvious dubbing bothers me. Also Denis Leary's “acting”, but the more so the dubbing. Wait, what? What happened to make them edit out Taco Bell?
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# ¿ May 1, 2016 14:18 |
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SurfaceDetail posted:So I see there had been 600 posts overnight. Thinking the ELE happened. Well not everything in the thread can be your balls
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# ¿ May 1, 2016 14:54 |
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fuctifino posted:I am sometimes quick to attack, but will always admit when I am wrong Oh really
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# ¿ May 1, 2016 16:31 |
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A Neurotic Jew posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/4h9m0m/another_message_to_jester86_and_the_rdereksmart/ None of these people have ever been in a courtroom in their lives, have they? "Well I'll just downvote the plaintiff and then everyone will stand up and clap."
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# ¿ May 1, 2016 17:40 |
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B_of_InfoRedux posted:I slept on it. I was gonna offer you an apology but uh...
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# ¿ May 1, 2016 22:02 |
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B_of_InfoRedux posted:Was 100% sober for the records and stand by everything I said. Dude, when someone says/implies that you were drunk when you said all that poo poo, they are offering you an out. It's not that you don't get SA, it's that you don't get human interaction at all. God drat.
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# ¿ May 1, 2016 22:06 |
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Wake up, head pounding like some satanic kettledrum, stomach spinning like a top. Peel my sticky eyes open to find the room spinning, swimming, blurry. Memory percolates up through the haze, slowly but persistently, until suddenly, a shock of adrenaline! What the gently caress did I do last night? I'm too sick to move but I have to know. I drag myself out of bed; the floor lurches to horizontal. The stomach isn't having any of this. My mouth floods with saliva and I swallow it. And again. And again. Finally my stomach quiets enough that I can begin to stagger across the house. My computer chair is like an oasis of stability, and I collapse into it without dignity. Head on the desk (thank you, desk, for being so cool and smooth), I spend some time breathing, just breathing. Then nudge the mouse until the monitor lights up. And there they are. All the posts I made last night. Oh Christ in Heaven. I peck feebly at the keys, post "heyyyy, i'm back you guys", and they flood me with responses: "Hey we know you didn't mean it", "I said some pretty mean things too and...", "We all hope you're feeling better", &c. Key by key, word by word, moment by painful moment, I respond: "gently caress ALL YOU COCKSUCKERS, I MEANT EVERY WORD YOU SONS OF WHORES"
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# ¿ May 1, 2016 22:52 |
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Toops posted:All I'm sayin' is, B of Inforedux is an unpaid CIG shill posting to derail the thread. Ignore his obvious shill tactics and he'll go away. Don't let him try to convince you he's against CIG, that was all a deep cover ruse, he's such a huge fan CIG finally gave him marching orders to upset the thread. Derail the thread from what, though? There isn't much going on at CIG of a sunday afternoon
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# ¿ May 1, 2016 23:40 |
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B_of_InfoRedux posted:When I was in 3rd grade blah blah blah... Jesus wept.
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# ¿ May 1, 2016 23:47 |
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MeLKoR posted:please don't forget to call your mothers you animals This. Friends, some of us don't have anyone to call on mother's day anymore
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# ¿ May 1, 2016 23:58 |
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B_of_InfoRedux posted:What are you 12.
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# ¿ May 2, 2016 00:36 |
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B_of_InfoRedux posted:Then here's an idea you thick headed moron, ignore it! shut the gently caress up, retard
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# ¿ May 2, 2016 01:48 |
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B_of_InfoRedux posted:I'm done and gone. Deleting account. After you libeled me accusing !me of plagarism I'm done. You win. You've changed histoy so much and put words in my mouth that there's no point. You'll frame things how you like. i will concede that you win as long as you promise to shut the gently caress up
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# ¿ May 2, 2016 02:07 |
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christ, what an rear end in a top hat
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# ¿ May 2, 2016 02:10 |
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CrazyLoon posted:"And I'm not talking about the ordinary gaping orifice we all possess. I mean...an all-encompassing, all-consuming, out-of-proportion-to-every-other-facet-of-his-humanity-CHASM. And from whose bourn (if I may quote Shakespeare) no traveller has ever returned." we gave every possible benefit of the doubt, even to the extent where derek PM'd the guy and told us all "give him yet another chance" and he spit in our eye so gently caress him
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# ¿ May 2, 2016 02:33 |
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spacetoaster posted:Did anyone save the youtube of Sandi singing the Nazi anthem instead of the German national anthem? They erased it pretty quick once they realized what she did. Wait, what? This is a joke, right? Right?
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# ¿ May 8, 2016 22:53 |
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Well poo poo. Star Citizen - It's no joke, commando, it's some Nazi poo poo e: Star Citizen - I did Nazi that comin' Foo Diddley fucked around with this message at 23:56 on May 8, 2016 |
# ¿ May 8, 2016 23:50 |
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PST posted:You can't actually argue with these people, you can't link them stuff or show them anything to counter their cult views. I don't know, chrisrobertstryingtoplayhisowngame.avi usually works pretty well
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# ¿ May 9, 2016 01:09 |
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orcinus posted:What about Psygnosis? Team17? Silmarils? Bitmap Brothers? I miss the Amiga
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# ¿ May 15, 2016 21:38 |
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Sappo569 posted:Those sure are Nazi uniforms, good job CIG No they're not, see, it's not a swastika but some other symbol in the white circle on the red armband
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# ¿ May 15, 2016 22:27 |
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Sabreseven posted:Shitizens are so friggin stupid, it actually offends me to think these idiots were the fastest sperm, is it too late to abort them? You have no idea how horrifying the slowest sperm were
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# ¿ May 15, 2016 23:59 |
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G0RF posted:It's going to have a coin-op SataBall and just look at this white hot awesome sauce! You tell me it's not that greatest thing ever and I'll name you liar. Thanks for ruining hotline miami for me forever I used to think you were cool gorf. I used to think you were my friend ;_____;
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# ¿ May 16, 2016 06:46 |
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G0RF posted:I hear players will be able to visit each other's hangars soon. If so, I will make a peace offering of Cargo Pants in space. I will kill pirate swarms to earn the credit to buy them for you. Because I value friendships. aaaah, i'm just mad that whoever made that video hijacked the hotline miami soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MPwsr7WRdk
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# ¿ May 16, 2016 07:41 |
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G0RF posted:You think it's anger, but really that's your feet telling your brain it's time to dance and your brain trying to fight the rhythm. But the rhythm is gonna get you, the rhythm is gonna get you, the rhythm is gonna get- yoooouuu-- TO-NIGHT. yes gorf, and we're holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night but that doesn't excuse CIG from stealing music from much more talented indie devs edit: here's a picture of my cat i don't have a cat
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# ¿ May 16, 2016 07:56 |
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my safeword is "walrus" don't tell mr. tophat
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# ¿ May 16, 2016 09:07 |
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okay which one of you fuckers told him?
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# ¿ May 16, 2016 09:12 |
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No one can stop Mr. Tophat
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# ¿ May 22, 2016 17:56 |
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Decrepus posted:Does anyone want to meet me in the 5,000 mile high club later and just hang out or w/e? I don't have any irl plans, obviously, and maybe later we can shoot pirates or stand. I'm there, dude. Just give me a bit to pick an outfit that goes well with this T-pose
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# ¿ May 22, 2016 19:18 |
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I do not consent to CIG's terms of service Checkmate, fuckers
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# ¿ May 23, 2016 01:47 |
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"What amazing things would you like to do in your fantasy video game world that you can't do in real life?" "Well, I uh, I'd like to have some coffee and talk to somebody. Maybe have a job, I don't know. There are so many possibilities!"
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# ¿ May 23, 2016 07:19 |
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Chalks posted:I honestly can't work out if this person expects the captain and crew to be real people or NPCs. I can't decide which would be sadder
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# ¿ May 23, 2016 07:33 |
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I just don't know who to believe: the guy who has actual, real life legal teams (plural!) or the dude who slept through Trolling 101 and got all his legal advice from Judge Judy
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# ¿ May 24, 2016 00:58 |
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Jason Sextro posted:I like to think he got legal advice from Judge Reinhold I loved him in Beverly Hills Cop
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# ¿ May 24, 2016 01:01 |
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Michaellaneous posted:Why are their hats so stupid. You did this to yourself. We told you not to do it. Or maybe we didn't but I'm sure it was implied
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# ¿ May 24, 2016 13:17 |
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Owns.
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# ¿ May 24, 2016 13:58 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 08:08 |
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MeLKoR posted:I was hoping someone would ask so I didn't have to look like a boor but... what loving song is this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LemG0cvc4oU
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# ¿ May 24, 2016 14:32 |