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alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012



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what does white knight even mean anymore?

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alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012



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Cover the leg with other parts of the pig for a holistic approach to cooking

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012



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or alternatively just go to this post for a better tl;dr

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012



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Justin Tyme posted:

here's a hot take: star citizen is poo poo

um, poo poo can:
be used as fertilizer
is a vessel for bacteria
smells edit: why did I strikethrough this?
if you're a bat you can cast fireball with it
may have crunchy food nuggets in it if the shitee is bad at making GBS threads

star citizen does none of those things QED star citizen is not poo poo

alarumklok fucked around with this message at Oct 26, 2015 around 01:18

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012



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pftc posted:

I've been talking with BoredDellTechnician.

Dolvak is no longer a moderator at r/DerekSmart.

I assume he wanted me to pass the message along.



moonwalk it back guys we're in over our heads

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012



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Why am I still loading things, is it 1995 again? putting all my money in haliburton

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012



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Going as this for halloween, I just need three fatsuits. I already have the oldman.jpg mask and the plaid girth harness

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012



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and then in the ensuing legal back-and-forth, someone will have to explain they paid $20 to post on the internet

why is this a problem

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012



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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Has anyone conducted a health and wellness check on Octopode recently?

he just died to an ogre and Sigmund on D:4

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012



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Romes128 posted:

Not really but ok.

How does it feel to be wrong about food??

Goredema posted:

Something Ah Phô



no dont

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012



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Just because you have 20k to blow on jpegs doesn't make you less of an idiot for, you know, blowing 20k on jpegs. buy some coke like the rest of us jesus

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012



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Eonwe posted:

im goku and im going to channel all the frustration about star citizen in the universe into a spirit bomb to power the something awful dot com servers

wish me luck

godspeed

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012



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Eonwe posted:

i actually just crush up the dust from smarties

as long as you wake up in a motel with a dead hooker it doesn't really matter how you get there

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012



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Eonwe posted:

everyone give me either a

\o/

o7

or
stay safe poverty ghost

*farts*

or

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....................,/¯../
.................../..../
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
.........\.................'...../
..........''...\.......... _.·´
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alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012



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easier to emptyquote

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012



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Decrepus posted:

I have just discovered that reddit has gold, reddit gold, which we can give to their website.

oh good I was looking for a way to support reddit

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012



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Jegan Ace posted:



Checks out.

Alarum "Alarumklok" Klok

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012



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Jegan Ace posted:

Just wanted you guys to know that you can pledge for Derek Smart's game once you get a refund from CIG.



A scat pistol for 20 bux? sign me up

edit: motherfucker

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012



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hold on win98 crashed again, I'm going back to win95

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012



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this was the most milquetoast nonoffensive evening news-esque article I've read about star citizen, idfk how anyone could get offended by this

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012



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art

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012



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Is it me or does the helmet look like Penrose stairs? Like, the inside of it looks like it's larger than the outside

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012



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D_Smart posted:

Not sure why that's creepy. Clowns harassing and abusing people online don't get any special treatment. It works both ways. If they can troll my social media feeds, my forums posts etc and setup shop on Reddit to continue their attacks, abusive behavior, harassment etc, so can I.

You're a public figure, he's a random cripple you found on the internet who said some things you don't like. Hope that helps

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012



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Amun Khonsu posted:

If we asked Derek to stop outting spreddit posters everytime we found out that they have a handicap, he woulndt have anyone to call out.

yeah on second thought keep it up derek

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012



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yeah no keep finding lower and lower bars to crawl under, derek. Don't listen to these white knight sympathizers

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012



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white knight white knights if you will

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012



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drat Dirty Ape posted:

They would never be able to integrate wheelchairs with the surprise sex module.

um in space you can't run because there's no gravity so this is false

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012



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me next week: "you show that shitposting terminally ill 10 year old, derek. loving poo poo on his dumb bedridden face"

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012



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pftc posted:

That same kid would blow his "Make A Wish" on wishing Chris Roberts finishes Star Citizen.

they'd tell him they couldn't get it to happen and get some washed out football player to play mahjong with him or something, so it's fine

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012



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They're right, it was a goon. I had all of the images deleted.

Only the most pure of shitposters who follow the thread as each post happens deserve comedy. Those weak of spirit who would step away from the thread shall be greeted by imgur error messages and tears upon their return.

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012



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yeah you're not gonna catch anything with that, shark chicks dig guys who can hold their liquor

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012



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Getting a in before we've moved on to the next ridiculous thing

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012



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your dog looks like it's in the Springing Parp Stance, ready to at a hair trigger

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012



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Crouching Hidden

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012



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pftc posted:

you spell "doxing" with one "x", not two.

doxxing

Eonwe posted:

to all new people

SA is very simple

always keep the following emote in mind

the only thing you have to think of is did you try really hard on the post or does it sound really smug or passive aggressive toward other goons for no reason

dont post that

but make the other posts

doxxing

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012



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spacetoaster posted:

Go to "Debate & Discussion" and give them your opinions on anything.

Come back here when your probation is over.


alternatively don't, because you'll be drawn into the insufferability singularity and reduced to your base components

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012



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lol if you don't use a random number generator using the number of geese bites that year as the seed to decide who to vote for

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012



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Ragequit posted:

So legal cleared the blog a few days ago but DS is too busy being insufferable on the Internet to click the ol' POST button for 3 more days? Good stuff. Better be worth it, with actual real information this time.

You should just follow my philosophy, that basing opinions on real information instead of kneejerk reactions is dumb and bad, and then you won't have this problem

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012



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This game is going to be so much whinny, quit with the neighsaying.

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alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012



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Sappo569 posted:

please source your quote

http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20080602 ctrl+f "heal"

Sorry, other bear avatar. I have to explain your joke

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