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Eonwe posted:
Someone who hasn't refunded please start a Star Citizen CODE guild so we can watch this guy flip out tia
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Kakarot posted:Me and my turret gunner Won't he be too old for video games by the time the game comes out, tho?
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Dusty Lens posted:Given that they've been making GBS threads out faces lately (albeit captured) I'm going to guess that we're going to see a prototype of their revolutionary person maker. But you're probably correct. Faces? Are you saying that we might see more of this?  I can't wait!!!
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Dapper Dan posted:Next up is space auditor just in case you try to cheat on your space taxes. You will need a space accountant and a space lawyer to sort out your books. We have plenty of space auditors already - Karl is about seven of them. But how will they balance the books if there's no gravity 
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I'm not going to try to pretend like I care about Octopode's lovely posts any more than that, and especially not going to pretend like my statements about how bad they are make any difference weighed against him actually ceasing to make the posts. That said, as a functioning human being, I can at least ask him to stop and hope he does so. Shut up Octopode.
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but what if like YOU'RE not moving it's the universe moving AROUND YOU maaaaaan?
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How fast can  propel Gary Oldman's head in a vacuum?
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Hav posted:If you read your link, deep missions usually ended up with high casualties until they ran with a fighter escort; 
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So once this all finally collapses, what's Chris going to be doing? Some people were saying that he could use those mocap studios, but Star Citizen is just going to be more proof that you can't give the guy any money or authority without spelling the doom of your project. Is it all just going to be small vanity film projects for Sandi, or is he going to try another video game scam?
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Mirificus posted:
And this clearly isn't enough to stop those dastardly griefers. I think in cases of EXTREME GRIEFING such as attending 890 Jump parties sans invitation CIG should use backer funds to hire professional assassins and terminate these monsters
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Dec 10, 2015 21:20
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Dapper Dan posted:Obviously anything at or below 125k is probably too low (nobody is spending over a grand a month on this poo poo. At least I hope not). I suspect the actual range is between 500k - 250k. Any lower than that and the amount spent per person just goes up too high for it to be rational an amount of spending too high to be rational is $1
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kordansk posted:LOL at the loving idiots who read wikipedia and think they're physicists in the brown sea. you shouldn't hurt chris roberts' feelings like that
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You guys just don't get it. If it's $60, then it's downloadable content. If it's $6,000, then it becomes downloadable self-esteem.
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Dec 11, 2015 19:11
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In the wonderful world of Chris Roberts' Star Citizen, there will be no warlords, griefers will be banned before they can even log in, and the only PvP encounters will be meeting gamer girls who want to gently caress you PRAISE CHRIS ROBERTS
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Dec 11, 2015 23:10
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D_Smart posted:Despite what articles may say, CIG doesn't offer refunds to people in situations of hardship Can someone who feels like being a martyr please go tell him to chargeback? All the people in that thread saying "deal with it, Chris Roberts' money pyre is more important" are kind of disgusting
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:
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Jobbo_Fett posted:HATE VIDEOGAME JOURNALISM! Would you like to tell me about it, at length, in the creepiest way possible?
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TTerrible posted:Backtracking on not selling ships after release and now denying refunds. listen about 200 of their backers operating out of one computer are GERMAN AUDITORS all of these not-Karls would KNOW if there was any trouble with the financial soundness of CIG. the space ship market is going one way, and it's to infinity and beyond!
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Mirificus posted:
Not good enough, it has to be a B-24 refuelling a B-17 in a zero gravity environment, otherwise it doesn't count.
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Dec 16, 2015 21:15
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Rudager posted:The thing that seemed super weird to me was the way Chris was CONSTANTLY complaining about his game. Sandi needs to teach him how marketing works. He was REALLY MAD about the chat UI for some reason. I haven't played 2.0, but it looks like it has a perfectly serviceable little chat window. But apparently it's the most horrible, ugly chat interface ever and must be scrapped and redone immediately
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Thirsty Dog posted:She's got the primo jpegs if you've got the thousands of dollars I thought she had that name because her character drives the corpse bulldozer
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Dec 21, 2015 01:51
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"Design is law", as they say in successful game development circles.
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Eonwe posted:I Please reconsider, you shitposting relentlessly in D&D and ignoring other people's  would be hilarious (until you get probated after like 2 posts)
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Jobbo_Fett posted:We have to get to 1000 before PGabz plays Star Citizen? Don't worry, he's sure to crash several times before the game actually launches.
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Dec 31, 2015 00:55
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Jobbo_Fett posted:I know the thread is about Star Citizen: The VideoGame, but I wanted to share some fun moments in other, less popular, video games. gently caress you, I'm so triggered that I'm literally shaking my constellation is glitching out
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Dec 31, 2015 01:03
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So given all the red flags that CIG have been eagerly waving at backers who have completely ignored them, an interesting question is raised: What would CIG have to do to get the backers to turn against them, and not just just doublethink it away as being part of the original plan/good for the game/inspired game design? Cancel interstellar travel? Murder one of the whales? Remove birds from the game?
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Dec 31, 2015 01:34
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We give croberts a lot of poo poo, but a Star Citizen movie in the style of "The Producers" would actually be really cool.
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El Spamo posted:I was going to send my kid to college but now that the thread is 1509 i think i should invest in star citizen. Turret gunner is a good career amirite? ^^^ Market pro right here. Always buy when the market is depressed, sell when it's high. Star Citizen is going up up UP!
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Jan 27, 2016 01:03
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But what kind of monster would ban  honestly?
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Jan 27, 2016 21:09
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:I wonder just how much of CIG's efforts have been wasted because CR wanted to do things in his special snowflake way instead of a way that loving worked. If you count deciding to use Cryengine as "CR wanting to do things in a special snowflake way instead of the way that works", 100%
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You'd think that the people itt would be jpeg experts by now
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Jan 28, 2016 20:03
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Typical loving CIG, ignoring my game-critical questions about superboobs 
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I want to see one of the turbowhales order something at McDonalds. "I bought two burgers, and I paid $2,000 for them to show my support to the organisation! So far I've only been given one of the burgers, and it doesn't have any meat or any other fillings. This is normal, however, and if you knew anything about food production, you would know that things change during the development process. Personally, I am extremely impressed with McDonalds' progress so far! Some people might tell you that this is unacceptable, and that I should have had both of my burgers by now, but those people are in league with the evil Burger King! In fact, I'm going to go on twitter and tell the Burger King to kill himself or die of cancer, brb"
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Mirificus posted:
"I sure hope, that Design will force all Citizens (...) to learn Economy 101 and Accounting 101" I thought the carebears didn't want Star Citizen to turn into EVE 2.0. Also lol at having to learn double entry to play a loving video game, get this guy a game designing contract.
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Daztek posted:I like how he types like this It's part of his Design and if you weren't such a Stupid Goon maybe you'd loving realise it.
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fuzzknot posted:Obviously, the more effort you put into making it look fancy, the more thought you actually put behind your words. Capital Letters are the main Ingredients in a Capital Post. Look at this poo poo. One Capital Letter? It's like you're not even trying.
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Colostomy Bag posted:
Are you saying that I could hunt whales while they hunt whales?
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