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A Neurotic Jew posted:RIP in peace cobblers. Now that you're banned you might as well say hello Hello, best thread on the internet. Hillary Clintons Thong posted:is that rule #47 violation?I mean, no one likes it, but ffs getting banned for it? It wasn't just the one thread, to be fair and I actually only got probated for 48 hours for the necro'ing. I'm not sure what the ban was for, I got that without any warning, shortly after the mods had finished the cleanup. Might've had something to do with the general birdposting, or perhaps because I set my org's rollover text to read "PARP" and someone banned me thinking I was a suppressive personality like your good selves. Anyway, I'm now here - Lowtax was as good as his word, although I sprung for this account anyway as I prefer this username and owe you all/Derek for the refund help/gifs/recipes.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2016 20:11 |
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Daztek posted:Hello friend, do you own any cats Not since the storm. Hillary Clintons Thong posted:welcome cobblers, nice run you had there Thanks, I realised it was time to go when some of the promised features I thought I'd made up turned out to be true. Necro'ing every bird/animal/mount thread I could find with CIG's (true to form) utterly broken search function in order to inform the OPs that their wishes had been granted as crobbits had promised birds was the only sane reaction.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2016 20:24 |
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Welcome commando o9 It would've been Christo_Roberto, a passable name which i picked as my "handle" in the brown sea, but I felt I should cough up the $10 anyway given how long I've been reading this thing. It was here that I first heard about Bird Citizen. Also, Ben looks genuinely seriously ill, like 50% chance of making it to the end of the stream ill. Cobblers fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Feb 5, 2016 |
# ¿ Feb 5, 2016 20:44 |
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Lack of Gravitas posted:Cobblers, your Star Citizen Org being a religious, hardcore, roleplaying, Welsh-speaking group of Birdwatchers genuinely made me lol when I read it Thanks, I enjoyed your posts in that weird SUN star citizen org training stream. Berious posted:Massive fan of your work Cobblers. But I fear for the future of procedurally generated bird in the verse without such an outspoken champion The birds of the 'universe still have an able defender in Germanski. No idea who he is, but his lengthy posts on the need for Chris to make good on his promise of a fully procedurally generated ecosystem are compelling.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2016 22:10 |
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Phi230 posted:Ok, is it just me or doe Hibernation Mode sound like a standard feature any open world video game should have? The technology required to get a game to actually remember where you were when you saved costs $14,000,000.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2016 22:22 |
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Mr Fronts posted:Germanski, noooooooooo..... I'm not sure. I was banned and probated at the same time, but my av is now just greyed out rather than removed entirely. Says a lot about RSI moderation that you often don't know whether you're banned or not. EightAce posted:Well I'm not an internet warlord Also Derek has very specifically stated he isn't doing this for shits and giggles..... I am. And yes, stay safe EightAce o9 EDIT: Whoever purchased the av/composed the poem, well done and thank you. Cobblers fucked around with this message at 13:09 on Feb 6, 2016 |
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AP posted:Is playing really the right word? You wake up, wait for animation to finish, leave room, walk down a corridor and some stairs, walk into a larger room. Use a terminal to spawn a ship, endure two airlock animations, walk to the ship, get in after the animations finish and hopefully take off (assuming you don't get a bug and clip through something). I've never been able to get that far, to be honest I think you're giving them too much credit. My ship seems to have a 50% chance of exploding whenever I try to totally-not-frameshift-drive/quantum travel, so I've never even come close to finishing a mission. MeLKoR posted:You should send them a mail asking exactly why you were banned and if it followed their warnings>probations>bans stated policy. The terrible moderation is why the community is the pile of poo poo it is and they should be called out on it at every opportunity. This is a good idea.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2016 13:16 |
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A masterpiece
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2016 23:20 |
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Hey cobblers I think they unbanned you, how 'bout you give him our love Done. I always thought he posted here already, his posts don't bear the hallmarks of a shitizen in that you can read them without cringing.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2016 20:11 |
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Daztek posted:I am a jack of all trades, master of none This is a thing of beauty.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2016 21:28 |
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MeLKoR posted:They might still take you back if you apologize Cobblers, they love prodigal sons. We might still turn on you and then where will you be? Mocked on SA, a pariah in SC... No, there can be no forgiveness for Leavers. KiddieGrinder posted:I'm pretty sure that lovely MadCatz joystick was a thing they'd designed already, it's just some model of theirs with some special colored plastic and a badly applied Star Citizen decal. I still don't understand how a worse-looking version of those two things welded together in the least appealing manner possible somehow costs more than both objects separately.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2016 23:08 |
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The French Army! posted:Fill me in on this...stimpire. I can't read 500 pages of whatever it is this thread has become. Fanfic from the RSI forums. Truly the most compelling prose to drip from the pen of a shitizen: quote:In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. The Stimperor protects. Cobblers fucked around with this message at 13:46 on Feb 13, 2016 |
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Alan Smithee posted:does anyone have a link to the original stimthread? The replies to it are pretty telling too That thread seems to have been deleted. I suspect Roberts poached it for the squadron 42 script and had the original scrubbed lest his theft was detected. This thread is the last which remains which tells of the Stimpire. I've invited the Stimperor himself to join my org on the RSI forums as i could use his input in writing the background lore. Cobblers fucked around with this message at 14:14 on Feb 13, 2016 |
# ¿ Feb 13, 2016 14:06 |
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Mirificus posted:Have you heard back from TommyNoble or Zealot, and if so, what did they say? TommyNoble posts here already, I will leave him to reveal himself. Zealot has declined my org invitation and not replied to my PMs despite my gushing praise of his literary talent and requests for sequels in the Stimpire saga.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2016 19:07 |
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A Neurotic Jew posted:https://forums.robertsspaceindustri...-to-be-expected Done.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2016 22:52 |
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Mirificus posted:You're so helpful Cobblers . What happened to your RSI forum ban anyways? It looked like you were both banned and probated at one point. I don't know. According to Jared I was probated for 48hrs then banned for 48hrs at the discretion of the staff then unbanned at the precise time my probation ran out. I was a bit confused by the exchange. MeLKoR posted:You are aware that they read this thread and Beer was permabanned for far less than this, right? Yeah, im sure they read it constantly. They also read the PMs on the forums, though, so mentioning it here won't do any more harm. Edit: nvm probated again anyway. Cobblers fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Feb 13, 2016 |
# ¿ Feb 13, 2016 23:03 |
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Congratulations commando o9. What was that for? Mirificus posted:That does sound confusing. Yeah, it also doesn't quite gel with what I saw - I think I was unbanned before my probation ran out as my avatar changed from banned back to probated. I think someone just jumped the gun and then undid it shortly after. Mirificus posted:New probation? Yup, jared probated me for necro'ing bird related threads again. Cobblers fucked around with this message at 23:31 on Feb 13, 2016 |
# ¿ Feb 13, 2016 23:23 |
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xanif posted:Will the birds have turrets? The answer is always yes.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2016 23:51 |
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peter gabriel posted:Stupid video incoming. I lost track of getting on the player bases nerves a bit what with all the bugs and funny glitches, so I am getting back to plan A for a bit Yeah, this was great. Might be your best yet, the de-activate shields tip will prove vital in the 'universe.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2016 01:47 |
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Toops posted:Feedback pls. I'm just a programmer, UI design is not in my wheelhouse. This is excellent. Daztek posted:Also not sure why you would ever want to quit Could always swap "quit" for "refund".
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2016 17:46 |
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Toops posted:Another lil' teaser vid. Progress. Truly the most open of all development.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2016 22:35 |
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Is this a result of their supposedly realistic limb damage thing loving up, or is this just a symptom of their general baffling lack of competence?
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2016 19:55 |
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Liquid Dinosaur posted:What's the plan for losing spaceships? If I buy an expensive spaceship and the game theoretically comes out, and then it gets stolen or destroyed, am I just out ~$1000 bucks? No-one knows. Ships are insured, except when they aren't (no-one knows when/where/to what degree) and get replaced (except when they can't be, again no-one knows) and you have to wait an immersive and realistic amount of time before your ship can be replaced (no-one knows about how long this takes either). It's all very immersive, you see. Cobblers fucked around with this message at 23:05 on Feb 21, 2016 |
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Toops posted:This will be Solar Plebeian's AtV Holy gently caress, this is the best thing. Thank you for taking the time to realise a feature that CIG so carelessly abandoned. Also, I like how the joke ship UI is still genuinely better than the unusable garbage croberts insists on clogging your screen with. Cobblers fucked around with this message at 20:21 on Feb 22, 2016 |
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Scruffpuff posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFkTG9YungQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFkTG9YungQ&t=843s Wait, procedurally generated birds is actually a thing? I genuinely thought I'd made that up. gently caress everything about this. EDIT: I like that the gameplay will be emergent though, that's a plus. Cobblers fucked around with this message at 00:43 on Mar 1, 2016 |
# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 00:36 |
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Mr.Tophat posted:So many dismissive and passive words. Kinda. Sorta. You know. Uhhh. "It's kinda sorta on our roadmap"
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 01:02 |
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redwalrus posted:lol its real, someone submitted a question asking if the game would have birds, and he did that whole look where hes thinking about it for a second before stating that yes, yes the game now has birds I'd heard he'd promised birds (because of course he did), but actually procedurally generated ones? This smacks of levels of fidelity hitherto undreamed of and I shall be buying back in with a completionist pack.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 01:20 |
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smellmycheese posted:maybe I'm being dumb but why are all the animations so important for an FPS? Unless he means you get to watch other people being Mark Hamill as they duck into cover? I think the animations are for the 10 hours of unskippable cutscenes absolutely nobody wants, with the possible exception of Captain B'tak as the cutscenes will provide a welcome respite from the many sources of grief in the 'verse, both real and imagined. Saint Isaias Boner posted:is the bird in your av procedural? it's pretty fidelitous Yes, procedurally generated avs promote emergent high fidelity browsing and are a must imo.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 01:55 |
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Toops posted:Hey plebes, weekly dev update is up. Huge thanks to Jst0rm for the amazing sound design, and Eastdrom for some sick 3d asteroid modeling. Hope you enjoy! Still not caught up with the thread, but had to say this is glorious. I don't understand how it is that you've managed to create an actually useable space-radar-thing in what must be less than 0.0001% of the time and with only several million dollars.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2016 00:03 |
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Galarox posted:The Stimpire Parps Back a masterpiece.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2016 23:48 |
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Still not caught up with this thing, but the SQ42 script can't be actually what was used, right? There's no way even a paid professional could struggle through that without collapsing in a fit of tears.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2016 15:58 |
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Tokamak posted:You are talking about a person who wrote a movie script with a space bulldozer in it. True, but I'm going to make the bold claim that the bulldozer was better. The bulldozer was at least unexpected, this is just 1600 lines of witless dross that sort-of vaguely reminds you of bits of better dialogue from actually good sci fi. Dusty Lens posted:Rumor mongering suggests that it's an early draft. But it seems to be indicative of what you should be expecting. Yes, and I guess it's probably not going to get much better - I don't imagine Chris will let anyone else anywhere near his magnum opus.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2016 16:43 |
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:If they have NPC's unironically talking about "the 'verse" in the game I'll have to send my loving monitor to the cleaner's quote:[Julian Wexler]: "Commander. Hi, Julian Wexler. I'm the field manager of this little operation. Welcome aboard the Archon. What brings the Navy to our little corner of the 'verse" e: There's even another song that rivals Full Burn in its lyrical intensity: quote:[Woodrow Tannen]: "The Army likes to fight, and Marines are pretty tough, but if you want adventure, the Navy's got the stuff. Oh we fly the 'verse, protecting those in need. We serve the Empire, At 1/5th light speeeeed! Cobblers fucked around with this message at 16:53 on Apr 2, 2016 |
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Reharakhti posted:
This is brilliant.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2016 14:08 |
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Banano posted:Does anyone have a link to the script? I had a moment of weakness, skipped a 1000 posts and must have missed it http://pastebin.com/G8fNs8dT You'll laugh, you'll cry, it'll change your life.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2016 18:48 |
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Asema posted:somebody tell me the secret i'm impatient and lazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ben ate the warrant canary and everyone is mad.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2016 19:18 |
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I've accepted that I'm not smart enough to crack this - I'm going to have to either let the man loving finish or wait until someone finally PMs/posts it.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2016 14:34 |
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I wonder if the current CIG Star Citizen Thread Observation Intern managed to crack it.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2016 16:10 |
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Toops posted:Here, have a weekly dev update to cheer you up. I lost it at the bottle rocket. This is amazing.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2016 16:24 |
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These 10FTC things where Crobbits blithely commits to adding at least 10 completely infeasible and pointless add-on features to his as yet abysmally incomplete janky mess of a tech demo of a space game make me believe that they actually aren't in that much financial trouble. If things were as bad as Derek claims, I can't believe even he'd be allowed to traipse out there and commit to including procedurally generated wheatfields or a fully functioning space dentistry career with QTE gas-induced dreams for player-controlled patients or whatever. I would have thought we'd see some effort to trim the fat and manage expectations if things were that dire.
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