Nellistos posted:

Why don't they just release it as "Goat Simulator in Space" and get over with it.

BeefThief posted:

If CIG doesn't start selling more jpgs they're going to run out of money!

Eonwe posted:

so lol, are there really some weird people within this cult mass reporting imgur photos to get them auto removed? ahahahahah

Decrepus posted:

Our flight model is... is Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing. And our cargo system is... it's Bejeweled.

thatguy posted:

Have there really been like 7 Star Citizen threads?

fuctifino posted:

Daztek posted:

RPS posted its thing.

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2015/10/27/star-citizen-101-what-is-it-and-why-is-it-controversial/

IrvingWashington posted:

2 different scat guns at least!

imgurbot, if you kill this cat you are a terrible person

AP posted:

Happier times.

Wafflz posted:

He bought a bunch of jpegs

Agrajag posted:

LOL are you serious? I wonder how many hours was spent making that animation. the gif probably sums up Star Citizen way better than anything else if it really was binned.

Malleovic posted:

TTerrible posted:

Oh my loving god please stop. This constant retelling of goon-on-goon drama crossing two games that no ones gives a gently caress about is the least entertaining thing in this entire thread and that is a low bar.

Necatus posted:

Hold on a second, here's a closer look.



The reflections in the glass are still black, there's weird artifacts all around the edges, and they forgot to completely erase the line going to the text in the top right. They're not even making half-assed models in Max, they're just painting over poo poo in Photoshop.

Paladinus posted:

How can you not find funny? It's a funny face. Literal toddlers can recognise it as funny, but not citizens.
PAAAAARP

Eonwe posted:

oh no i meant like, we pick a free to play game and we all play together

could be an MMO, FPS, whatever

and it could be like a thing, idk

D_Smart posted:

Overheard over at the Reddit Kool-Aid dispensing machine



Immediately followed by:

Kimsemus posted:

No need to paywall this thread, IMO. Good to have people reading poo poo on SA then registering then in the future maybe spending money. Honestly, even without a paywall, this thread has made boatloads just on butthurt people changing avatars and buying emotes. Glorious stuff, really.

Beexoffel posted:

Same.

(Amidoingthisrite?)

CrazyLoon posted:

I would never even remotely consider spending over 1k$ on CIG, not back 2 years ago let alone by this point, but dammit - I can only imagine what displays of autism like ^ go on regularly in the concierge channel. Or the subscriber forums.

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Blocking Issue: EVA needs to support personal weapon usage, this will require code support as well as adjustments to the base poses.

http://youtu.be/cir3w-wIx9U

This was from last year.

Karl_Ramseier posted:

If you explain to me what I should rationalize... busy reading legal documents atm.

Do you guys think pretending to be married to someone and also posting pics of the person in question is punishable by law?

MeLKoR posted:

On Why Redditors Just Don't Get It - A primer to any redditor considering buying an SA account for spying





Look you mongs since you evidently read this thread let me try to explain this to you... SA is like a wolf dog mutt pack and when you're running with the pack you will occasionally get a playful bite. It's to be expected, it's a bonding thing, in order to fit in you have to take any such nibbling it in the spirit it was made. You people overthink everything, sometimes a funny pic is a funny pic, you start foaming at the mouth in outrage and then get all surprised when the whole pack turns on you in the blink of an eye. It's how we can always tell you fuckers a mile away, you keep bringing attention to the stuff that pushes your buttons, to you everything is serious business and you can't help but getting all butthurt over the dumbest poo poo.

TL;DR: He can take a joke but I'd love if your precious Messiah or his wife dropped by one day, see if they could deal with teasing in an adult manner. From what I've seen so far I doubt it.

AP posted:

D_Smart posted:

Yup, pretty much. But they're all in denial because, well, bogeyman and all. Wait until my next blog - which cleared legal last week - hits on Tuesday. They're really going to be mad.

KiddieGrinder posted:

CIG needs to do like Blizzard did and literally tell people not to waste all their money on jpegs. Blizzard did something where they told players to "enjoy all things in moderation, even World of Warcraft", or something to that effect, which was a nice touch. Chris Roberts is the opposite, he just wants more and more.

spacetoaster posted:

NOnonononononononononolnononononononononononononononono. Why did I google sc bible. whywhywhywhy.

Crap. All of you should suffer too.

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/46095085/The%20BIG%20Star%20Citizen%20Admirer%27s%20Manual.pdf

Starkk posted:

Guys should I cancel my pip boy edition Fallout 4 and just buy it on steam? I don't really need more physical poo poo in my life.

MeLKoR posted:

Speaking of lawsuit, has Escapist been brought to space court yet?

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

A Kickstarter is definitely not a joke, and I have no intention of making light of it. And it can be a tough and emotional thing for gamers to go through, speaking from personal experience. And I know that it's often much harder on the gamer than on the developer. However, I also know that it doesn't necessarily turn you into a sad, depressed sack of tears for the rest of your life. People can move past it, and heal.

fuctifino posted:

Write to them saying that you are going to be issuing a chargeback tomorrow.

This has been the only way that other goons have successfully been refunded.

The Pi dude posted:

"PAAAAAAAAAARRP!"

SneakyFrog posted:

no.they like actually have PR people and stuff.

Sarsapariller posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/3r6xkx/20_release_to_ptu_probably_this_week/

Even the redditors don't believe it.

Klyith posted:

I have no idea whether the fluid dynamics minigame is the drinks mixer or not. It could be something completely different.

But it's an intriguing possibility that some programmer spent a bunch of time making the space-liner drink game have realistic liquid simulation because Chris was like "NO NO NO I want those drinks to spill REALISTICALLY when the pilot maneuvers wildly at the same time you're pouring a Hairy Roberts!"

Truga posted:

Yes, let's not get ahead of ourselves here. It's a JPEG of a drink mixing game. Not a drink mixing game, a JPEG of one.

Nicholas posted:

bethesda ruined fallout

T.G. Xarbala posted:

It's not that it's cool to hate on Fallout 4 it's just that everyone kind of already knows Bethesda's style of game, and since Witcher 3 just sort of strolled in and dunked on every other open world WRPG out there some people have higher standards now.