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theyre hiring and i'm looking for morning hours to accommodate my second shift job. its family owned and run by good christians who invest the profits to churches, maybe this is a new chapter in my life.
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- GEExCEE
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It's sad that such a detestible business has such a great name
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Oct 26, 2015 02:38
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- Boko Haram
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the owner started the job out of his garage, literally the steve jobs of promise bracelets. surely this business can take down the heavyweights like Michaels
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Oct 26, 2015 02:49
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- dumb crambo
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![Probation](https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-byobprobe.gif) Can't post for 3 years!
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It's sad that such a detestible business has such a great name
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Oct 26, 2015 02:55
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- FluffieDuckie
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Hobby lobby makes me sad because they have so much really cool stuff I can't buy because I can't give them my money
![](https://i.ibb.co/B6MT9rR/fluffiesummer2023.png)
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Oct 26, 2015 03:15
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- treasure bear
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waiting for an elevator in the hobby lobby
im going to the hobby penthouse
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Oct 26, 2015 03:17
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FLUFFERNUTTER
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It's sad that such a detestible business has such a great name
![](https://i.imgur.com/jBL7EMT.gif)
thanks Manifisto!
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Oct 26, 2015 05:53
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i went there once nda bought some pencils when i still knewe how to draw. thats myh hobby lbooy story
![](https://i.imgur.com/jBL7EMT.gif)
thanks Manifisto!
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Oct 26, 2015 05:54
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It's sad that such a detestible business has such a great name
boko haram or hobby lobby?
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Oct 26, 2015 06:28
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- social vegan
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*struggles past guy yo-yoing and guy playing with devil sticks to get to reception*
reception: Hi how may I help you?
me: Oh hi yes, I have a reservation.
reception: I'm sorry to hear that, but I assure you, collecting stamps is a whole lot more fun than you'd think
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Oct 26, 2015 14:46
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- Admiral_eX_laX
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Historically Inaccurate
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one of my friends said he once got a b-job in a hobby lobby restroom. he's also gay
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Oct 26, 2015 14:56
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- Nooner
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AN A+ OPSTER (:
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*struggles past guy yo-yoing and guy playing with devil sticks to get to reception*
reception: Hi how may I help you?
me: Oh hi yes, I have a reservation.
reception: I'm sorry to hear that, but I assure you, collecting stamps is a whole lot more fun than you'd think
![](https://i.imgur.com/SznrVK8.mp4)
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Oct 26, 2015 17:29
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one of my friends said he once got a b-job in a hobby lobby restroom. he's also gay ![:) :)](https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/smile.gif)
there's gotta be a better place to get a b-job than hobby lobby.
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Oct 26, 2015 18:24
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FLUFFERNUTTER
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there's gotta be a better place to get a b-job than hobby lobby.
yuo cant always plan thses things
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thanks Manifisto!
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Oct 26, 2015 18:25
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- fuck. marry. t-rex
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*struggles past guy yo-yoing and guy playing with devil sticks to get to reception*
reception: Hi how may I help you?
me: Oh hi yes, I have a reservation.
reception: I'm sorry to hear that, but I assure you, collecting stamps is a whole lot more fun than you'd think
lol
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Oct 26, 2015 18:36
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- fuck. marry. t-rex
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I LOVE WORDPLAY!!
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Oct 26, 2015 18:37
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wordplay is everyone's fetish.
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Oct 26, 2015 18:43
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Slobby jobby.
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Oct 27, 2015 00:24
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Turns out hobby lobby is owned by criminals who steal poo poo.
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Oct 28, 2015 07:20
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- fuck. marry. t-rex
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Slobby knobby
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Oct 28, 2015 15:45
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Oct 28, 2015 15:55
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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*raiders of the lost ark ends as the ark is sealed in a wooden box and wheeled into a giant warehouse, camera pans out to reveal "hobby lobby" sign, film credits roll*
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Oct 28, 2015 17:05
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Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH
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come see our wide selection of half finished macaroni pictures and knitted scarves, right here at shoddy bobby
I must create a system or be enslaved by another mans; I will not reason and compare: my business is to create. - William Blake
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Oct 29, 2015 04:58
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Stinkier than your average bear
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They don't even sell accessories for my favorite hobby, such as condoms.
It's a very limited retailer, just ignoring lots of business opportunities. Quite a shame for our economy.
You can turn the tables, but your feet will still be under them
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Oct 29, 2015 19:33
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Historically Inaccurate
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They don't even sell accessories for my favorite hobby, such as condoms.
It's a very limited retailer, just ignoring lots of business opportunities. Quite a shame for our economy.
Protected sex is an ungodly hobby, therefore it is forbidden in the goddy lobby. Unprotected sex for purposes of overpopulating the earth is totally ok and doesn't require accessories.
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Oct 29, 2015 19:37
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Stinkier than your average bear
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Unprotected sex for purposes of overpopulating the earth is totally ok and doesn't require accessories.
LOL what, no accessories for overpopulation sex? I think I'll need at least a Man Mask to put on the gross lady, and maybe some gauze to tighten up the boobs and make them look like pecs.
You can turn the tables, but your feet will still be under them
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Oct 29, 2015 23:33
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corn, corn, corn
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building an ark to save us from these wicked times of depraved single mothers and same sex havers, out of popsicle sticks and glue
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Oct 30, 2015 02:57
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corn, corn, corn
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Protected sex is an ungodly hobby, therefore it is forbidden in the goddy lobby. Unprotected sex for purposes of overpopulating the earth is totally ok and doesn't require accessories.
company policy says if you spill a drop of glue on the ground, you get smote by management
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Oct 30, 2015 03:01
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- Admiral_eX_laX
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Historically Inaccurate
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LOL what, no accessories for overpopulation sex? I think I'll need at least a Man Mask to put on the gross lady, and maybe some gauze to tighten up the boobs and make them look like pecs.
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Oct 30, 2015 03:14
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slobb on my hobby lobby nobby
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Oct 30, 2015 03:39
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ugh. another basketweaving subsidy bill. when will congress be free from the grip of the hobby lobby?
Lol
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Oct 30, 2015 04:21
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Hobby Lobby Pledges $3 Million in Support of Ben Carson - headline i just made up thats probably true
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Oct 30, 2015 04:22
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- GEExCEE
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Hobby Lobby Pledges $3 Million in Support of Ben Carson - headline i just made up thats probably true
Might as well have made it 69
E; $69 million
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