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PantsFreeZone: May 31, 2013; by Nyc_Tattoo

MourningView posted:

Man we just loving did this last year

He needs two weeks in Miami to recover. It's the HiGHs and lows of the season.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 06:03

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Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Away all Goats posted:

Lebron actually looked kinda slow/human tonight

I thought the same thing in the second/third quarter. That and his constant laying down tells me his back was bothering him. Then it was the fourth and he looked just like LeBron (outside of getting stuffed by Pau).

# ? Oct 28, 2015 06:22

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Oh no LeBron is now 5-8 in season openers this is surely a worse sign than last year when he lost to the NY Knicks (17-65 head coach Derek Fisher) on opening day and then went to the NBA finals for the fifth time in a row

Zogo posted:

It's only the beginning. In the future NBA owners may get annoyed with their plebeian fans loitering in the parking lot and send out weaponized robots.

First step:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzGzf0S0WqI

Second step:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk_wRj64aes

Elysium is yet another movie that reminds me that James Cameron claimed to be working on a Battle Angel Alita movie like 10-15 years ago I think his storyboards just spread around hollywood :colbert:

# ? Oct 28, 2015 06:33

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Dubs championship ring-

https://twitter.com/NBAonTNT/status/659206452066832384

# ? Oct 28, 2015 06:46

chunkles: Aug 14, 2005; i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

I actually like the look of that one, it's a lot more subtle than they usually are

# ? Oct 28, 2015 06:49

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

warcrimes posted:

Dubs championship ring-

https://twitter.com/NBAonTNT/status/659206452066832384

That's really hot, and it helps that that logo is made to be slapped on the face of a championship ring.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 06:51

Kibner: Oct 21, 2008; Acguy Supremacy

So, because of the new injury to Dante Cunningham, I decided to watch this video to review the rules on limited roster:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMtg5z9g_xU

Looks like you need to have a minimum of eight players dressed. I don't remember what the rule is about if you only have five guys left and one of them fouls out. I know he can stay in the game, but what happens if he gets called for a foul? I think the opposing team gets an extra technical free throw out of it?

# ? Oct 28, 2015 06:56

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Kibner posted:

So, because of the new injury to Dante Cunningham, I decided to watch this video to review the rules on limited roster:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMtg5z9g_xU

Looks like you need to have a minimum of eight players dressed. I don't remember what the rule is about if you only have five guys left and one of them fouls out. I know he can stay in the game, but what happens if he gets called for a foul? I think the opposing team gets an extra technical free throw out of it?

Rule 3 Section I-Team
a. Each team shall consist of five players. No team may be reduced to less than five players. If a player in the game receives his sixth personal foul and all substitutes have already been disqualified, said player shall remain in the game and shall be charged with a personal and team foul. A technical foul also shall be assessed against his team. All subsequent personal fouls, including offensive fouls, shall be treated similarly. All players who have six or more personal fouls and remain in the game shall be treated similarly.

Exactly.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 07:00

soggybagel: Aug 6, 2006; The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.

PantsFreeZone posted:

He needs two weeks in Miami to recover. It's the HiGHs and lows of the season.

Your jealousy/anger is so weird.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 07:01

Kibner: Oct 21, 2008; Acguy Supremacy

Thanks, Spoeank.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 07:04

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Good rings.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 07:09

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

soggybagel posted:

Your jealousy/anger is so weird.

I don't agree with the weird part, it's the SAS free agency chart taken to its logical extreme

# ? Oct 28, 2015 07:13

soggybagel: Aug 6, 2006; The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.

I never for winners so maybe I don't get it. But if Lebron rolls in and wins a title or two for the team I root for he could nuke the city on the way out and I'd be all smiles.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 07:19

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Every PFZ post post-LBJ is hilarious to me because of this post from when the Kings beat the Heat:

"Nice to see some of these teams enjoy themselves."

# ? Oct 28, 2015 07:23

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

I just listened to the Henson call and holy poo poo the dispatcher being so sick of the stupid woman's poo poo by the end is spectacular.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 07:34

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

warcrimes posted:

Dubs championship ring-

https://twitter.com/NBAonTNT/status/659206452066832384

These look pimp

# ? Oct 28, 2015 07:35

Atheistdeals.com: Aug 2, 2004

Watching the Hawks game, what the gently caress did Atlanta do to their jerseys? Does anyone like them?

# ? Oct 28, 2015 08:06

Senf: Nov 12, 2006

My favorite thing about that ring is the Oracle Arena tribute that wraps around the side near the top. Pretty cool and clever.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 08:06

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Atheistdeals.com posted:

Watching the Hawks game, what the gently caress did Atlanta do to their jerseys? Does anyone like them?

Someone here said they look a lot better in person.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 08:23

tadashi: Feb 20, 2006

So, Atlanta running out 3 guards (counting Bazemore) to start worked as well as I worried it would. I guess they can only improve from here.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 13:14

Paul Zuvella: Dec 7, 2011

Spoeank posted:

Every PFZ post post-LBJ is hilarious to me because of this post from when the Kings beat the Heat:

"Nice to see some of these teams enjoy themselves."

Wait you're telling me.... PFZ is a.... bad poster?

Say it ain't so.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 13:24

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I just listened to the Henson call and holy poo poo the dispatcher being so sick of the stupid woman's poo poo by the end is spectacular.

You can hear it in the voice of the officers as well, it's great.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 13:56

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

NBA assist leader Ish Smith

# ? Oct 28, 2015 14:23

Spring Break My Heart: Feb 15, 2012

Spite posted:

Everyone really, really, really wants Davis to win MVP this year.

I mean, the dude is really good and has crazy potential but he hasn't done anything yet (and may not even make the playoffs this year because the NBA is stupid).
And the elephant in the room that no one seems to mention: he gets hurt every year. And since the rest of his team is banged up he's going to have to do even more.

What do you mean by "hasn't done anything yet"? That sounds like the kind of thing you'd say about Wiggins at this point, not a guy who's looked like a future megastar throighout his NBA career. He had a monster season last year and was top 5 in the MVP voting.

The real big strike against him is that the last we're approaching 30 straight years where the MVP came from a top 2 seed in their conference.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 14:28

Illinois Smith: Nov 15, 2003; Ninety-one? There are ninety other "Tiger Drivers"? Do any involve actual tigers, or driving?

great stuff america keep the hits on coming

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We have a right to be terrified

We worked for what we got. you understand the word WORK.

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# ? Oct 28, 2015 14:42

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Is there anybody in the NBA whose face looks more like an enlarged toddler than John Henson? He's so smiley and nice-appearin'

# ? Oct 28, 2015 14:47

french toast: Jul 21, 2001; I EAT 3 CANADIAN CHILDREN EACH DAY!

EvanTH posted:

Is there anybody in the NBA whose face looks more like an enlarged toddler than John Henson? He's so smiley and nice-appearin'

Kyle Anderson

# ? Oct 28, 2015 14:50

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

EvanTH posted:

Is there anybody in the NBA whose face looks more like an enlarged toddler than John Henson? He's so smiley and nice-appearin'

Steph

# ? Oct 28, 2015 14:52

Bush Did Outer Heaven: Jan 18, 2005; The Sweetest Payne

them dang ole jumpshootin teams

https://twitter.com/NBAonTNT/status/659259297352650752

# ? Oct 28, 2015 14:52

Lockback: Sep 3, 2006; All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

This is Lebron for ever and ever.

https://streamable.com/41sz

# ? Oct 28, 2015 14:54

Henchman of Santa: Aug 21, 2010

EvanTH posted:

Is there anybody in the NBA whose face looks more like an enlarged toddler than John Henson? He's so smiley and nice-appearin'

MCW

# ? Oct 28, 2015 15:34

Space Camp fuckup: Aug 2, 2003

EvanTH posted:

Is there anybody in the NBA whose face looks more like an enlarged toddler than John Henson? He's so smiley and nice-appearin'

Alex Len has a toddler sized head on a 7' body

# ? Oct 28, 2015 15:42

Paul Zuvella: Dec 7, 2011

Lockback posted:

This is Lebron for ever and ever.

https://streamable.com/41sz

Haha no one on his team ran with him, what a joke.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 15:45

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Niwrad posted:

Hoiberg is our savior.

Hinrich turned his back on Iowa State, so Hoiberg is getting his payback.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 16:06

net work error: Feb 26, 2011

Paul Zuvella posted:

Haha no one on his team ran with him, what a joke.

Championship!

# ? Oct 28, 2015 16:36

Lockback: Sep 3, 2006; All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

I am legit happy that Cleveland appears to be using Kevin Love a lot more, they really went to him a lot in the 2nd half, and I think they will be a lot stronger for it.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 16:40

PantsFreeZone: May 31, 2013; by Nyc_Tattoo

Spoeank posted:

Every PFZ post post-LBJ is hilarious to me because of this post from when the Kings beat the Heat:

"Nice to see some of these teams enjoy themselves."

That was a fun time.

Paul Zuvella posted:

Wait you're telling me.... PFZ is a.... bad poster?

Say it ain't so.

Hahaha, says the loving guy who comes into every thread with his serious face. I'm a salmon swimming against the pull of your boring rear end nature, bro.

Amar'e is already out for the first game. And so it begins.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 16:44

CRISPYBABY: Dec 15, 2007; by Reene

Lockback posted:

I am legit happy that Cleveland appears to be using Kevin Love a lot more, they really went to him a lot in the 2nd half, and I think they will be a lot stronger for it.

it's almost like they're missing the other guy in the big three or something

# ? Oct 28, 2015 16:45

Lockback: Sep 3, 2006; All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

attackmole posted:

it's almost like they're missing the other guy in the big three or something

Mo Williams is playing.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 16:51

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Dejan Bimble: Mar 24, 2008; we're all black friends; Plaster Town Cop

tadashi posted:

So, Atlanta running out 3 guards (counting Bazemore) to start worked as well as I worried it would. I guess they can only improve from here.

They played Bazemore and Lattimore a ton, they have a gyre on the wing. They need to make a trade or teach Glen little dawg Robinson to play basketball.

Andre Drummond was hip checking horford and splitter away from rebounds like they were but children.

Splitter still sets great screens.

Steve Blake couldn't guard a statue on rollerblades, Aron Baynes is a scrub.

KCP looked confident in his handle which is great, this offense is going to be a mess unless he can at least pretend to penetrate.

Millsap was really good and Detroit's 4s couldn't guard him. He did a really adorable little dancing circle post up two or three times

Dejan Bimble fucked around with this message at 17:02 on Oct 28, 2015

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