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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
I'm supposed to be hosting a Halloween party tomorrow night. I however, through carelessness have allowed my bedroom to become very much a dog piss palace.

How to clean these normal thickness carpets witout resorting to a proper rug shampoo

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Pedantra

by Lowtax
we badly need to purge the retards out of here

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dumb crambo
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
hmm.. are we talking about your posting op... or :twisted: :D

Pedantra

by Lowtax
are you boring? are you fake? if you are either of these, get the gently caress out of my forum

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Areola Grande

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The unsightly stains are bad, but the urine smell is worse. I'm embarrassed.





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Areola Grande

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Good to see you here pedantra <3





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Areola Grande

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It's a general question, no hatred here pls

alnilam

Spray it with enzyme cleaner then scrub it with a rag

alnilam

Or, baking soda

alnilam

Actually I'm all about the simple cleaning solutions but with carpets i really don't know

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
breed/sex/age/diet/dog bmi/relevant health records and history for said dog?

Areola Grande

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Luvcow posted:

breed/sex/age/diet/dog bmi/relevant health records and history for said dog?

Yorkie/Male/3YO/tight small turds one daily/no recent rabies shot but very good dog history-wise

Areola Grande

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His name is Bosco and he means well

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

opioid agonist posted:

Yorkie/Male/3YO/tight small turds one daily/no recent rabies shot but very good dog history-wise

separation anxiety? No probably lupus

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
We moved here recently from a tile floored apartment, so he doesn't know carpet is any different from the puppy pads he was used to back there

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
I'm looking for an alternative to the inevitable crate training for the long run here, but more imminent is the worry of tomorrow's expected party.

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
I can't afford a proper carpet shampoo and I have unsightly stains that Bosco probably won't remove by himself

alnilam

puppy pads...

alnilam

I know it's not helpful right now but a 3 yo dog who is healthy should not ever think it's normal to pee inside

Areola Grande

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sorry it isn't funny or kawaii or whatever pedantra :ohdear:

Areola Grande

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thanks, alnilam. :waycool:

Areola Grande

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I hope he figures it out

alnilam

I'm just saying i appreciate your immediate predicament but in the long run pee should be outside, not in a pad or a crate

Anyway enzyme spray cleaner should help it's often sold as "pet smell cleaner" just spray it all over the smelly spots then wipe with rag then run a fan over it to dry

Pedantra

by Lowtax

opioid agonist posted:

sorry it isn't funny or kawaii or whatever pedantra :ohdear:

its fine, i only have a problem with the people who are actively aggressive in addition to being terrible posters

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dumb crambo
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apologies

Areola Grande

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Just terrible at the moment, thanks

bad thread title didn't help

Pedantra

by Lowtax

honestly youre definitely not even one of the worst

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Areola Grande

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alnilam posted:

I'm just saying i appreciate your immediate predicament but in the long run pee should be outside, not in a pad or a crate

Anyway enzyme spray cleaner should help it's often sold as "pet smell cleaner" just spray it all over the smelly spots then wipe with rag then run a fan over it to dry

I've been using this, but it's getting bad and I've been too patient with him. Shampooing the carpet will set me back, bit I'm worried about the coming winter. I don't like piss very much.

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
This thread is bad. I'll figure it out. Thanks

Scaly Haylie

Pedantra posted:

are you boring? are you fake? if you are either of these, get the gently caress out of my forum

okay, get your music thread out of the forum then

Scaly Haylie fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Oct 31, 2015

Pedantra

by Lowtax
*yawns*

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Mr. Sophistication

I know this wasn't your original avatar but I just love this game. Cheers, rediscover.

opioid agonist posted:

This thread is bad. I'll figure it out. Thanks

i wish you luck during your recovery from opiate addiction

Pedantra

by Lowtax

Lizard Wizard posted:

okay, get your music thread out of the forum then

get your confrontational poo poo-posting outta here

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Scaly Haylie

Pedantra posted:

get your confrontational poo poo-posting outta here

the first reply to this thread is literally you confrontationally shitposting

Pedantra

by Lowtax
welcome to my ignore list

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Scaly Haylie

Pedantra posted:

welcome to my ignore list

:shittypop:

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
so... how is you dog doing?

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real_slime

by Lowtax
there are actually many 'no piss zones' which dogs respect, but these are arbitrary and seem to change over time. we haven't devised a method of predicting where they may be at any given time.

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Areola Grande

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Nosfereefer posted:

so... how is you dog doing?

He seems pretty happy and unaware of the crisis at hand until I break out the cleaning supplies, and then he hides under the bed while I work and grumble

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Areola Grande

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real_slime posted:

there are actually many 'no piss zones' which dogs respect, but these are arbitrary and seem to change over time. we haven't devised a method of predicting where they may be at any given time.

under the bed is his no-piss zone

piss zones on the other hand are the corner of my favorite recliner and the foot of the bed. Male dogs seem to prefer pissing on or at something instead of just anywhere

you would think that fact would help me solve this problem but alas :shrug:

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