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SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

My Lovely Horse posted:

First time I saw that I was like, drat, that's some gnarly prop they got there.

The Katering Show does not have the budget for props.
It's not a prop. She mentioned it in an interview -- that's her actual placenta. They didn't actually eat it but the thing on the plate is 100% real.

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RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

Heath posted:

This is high class as gently caress

It's high class rear end-gently caress.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

Heath posted:

This is a high class gently caress

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

It's not a prop. She mentioned it in an interview -- that's her actual placenta. They didn't actually eat it but the thing on the plate is 100% real.

Ewwwwww. I love that show though.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

This is a cool looking bobsled

funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?

Spanish Manlove posted:

This is a cool looking bobsled

Which one is Bob?

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

funmanguy posted:

Which one is Bob?

The one in the top hat.

w00tmonger
Mar 9, 2011

F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS


Pretty sure that's not how the chair was used. Pretty sure it's so the king could bang a chick while he ate a 2nd chick out

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

w00tmonger posted:

Pretty sure that's not how the chair was used. Pretty sure it's so the king could bang a chick while he ate a 2nd chick out

It's good to be the king.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
It's like a porn version of an elliptical.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

That Works posted:

Unlike his father he is turning left.

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost
pretty sure the intent there is "hey stop being mean to nazis and just give them what they want so they don't have to take it by force"

or is that :thejoke:

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY

Sapozhnik posted:

pretty sure the intent there is "hey stop being mean to nazis and just give them what they want so they don't have to take it by force"

or is that :thejoke:

I'm going to give Dale Jr. the benefit of the doubt and say it's about NASCAR team owners saying that protesting drivers should be fired. The joke is that he is defending what is defined as the left side of the issue, and stock car races are known for being just ovals with left turns. Dale's father, Dale Earnhardt, died when he hit the wall on the right side of the track, I.E. turning right.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Also there was a goon named Turn left Dale! Nooo and I remember him being a pretty funny/memorable poster

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Sapozhnik posted:

pretty sure the intent there is "hey stop being mean to nazis and just give them what they want so they don't have to take it by force"

or is that :thejoke:

Nah he made that tweet after the kneeling football player stuff started and Trump made comments on being TV disparaging them and saying those players should all be fired. It's definitely not defending the Nazis.

End of Shoelace
Apr 5, 2016
someone please post the story where a goon was into dbz as a kid and put on weighted clothing everyday, but then he got a stroke because it hosed his body up

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

Lobok posted:

I've heard of dick cheese but this is just going too far.

it's called peckerino, thank you

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

it's called peckerino, thank you

In his case, limpburger

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
From lowtax's post your favorite ice t quote from law and order thread:

JediTalentAgent posted:

Ice-T: "You got grown-rear end men dressing up as cardboard chickens, paying men to have sex with their wives and girlfriends while they watch a CG simulation of it on the internet. It's called 'blucking' and 1 out of every 10 men in a committed relationship is doing it."
Olivia: "Certainly the women have to know about this, too."
Ice-T: "That's the sick part. Bluckers intentionally will ignore their wives and girlfriends and pay a man to seduce them. The ladies don't even know they're being blucked."


Olivia: "Carol... Bob wasn't just some guy who you met at a bar who you had a good time with. Your husband paid him to have an affair with you so he could watch a cartoon of it on the internet. It's called 'blucking' and-
Ice-T: "I'm the one who told you it what blucking was and you up in here acting like you invented the term!
Olivia: "Please, I'm in the midd--"
Ice-T: "You ain't even giving the right definition because cartoons ain't CG. You describing something else to this lady and callin' it a blucking! You even know what you're saying to people? How stupid all that makes you sound?"

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe
Regarding Steve Bannon:

Potential BFF posted:

Motherfucker looks like he tried to find the G-Spot on a space heater in every picture.

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
DOes anyone happen to have a link to the thread where they guys keeps posting his workout routine? I think it was in the childraising (or abortion) thread or something where people are talking about having lost a child then this dude keeps spamming "I THINK THE FORUMS IS EATING MY POSTS, RECENTLY I'VE BEEN DOING 5 SETS OF ..."

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

du -hast posted:

DOes anyone happen to have a link to the thread where they guys keeps posting his workout routine? I think it was in the childraising (or abortion) thread or something where people are talking about having lost a child then this dude keeps spamming "I THINK THE FORUMS IS EATING MY POSTS, RECENTLY I'VE BEEN DOING 5 SETS OF ..."


I don't have archives but I'm assured this is the link you want.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Spoeank posted:

Apollo 13 reached into the future to pluck not one but two food controversies off the internet and present them both within 4 words




Grittybeard posted:

I'm even more convinced they should have died out there now.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

So for some reason Awful saved this as a reply to this thread:


me? posted:

So does Subway have a small pastry sub? 

Also, how do y'all wipe your rear end when you're at Subway? I always go back to front but I'm thinking of switching it up and spicing up my trip to the Big S. My circumcised penis makes it difficult


I have no recollection of writing this. I have no goddamned clue what my circumcised penis makes it difficult to do. This was apparently not a quote. :psyboom:

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY

Pastry of the Year posted:

I don't have archives but I'm assured this is the link you want.

The single "My phone keeps eating my posts" at the end is what really sells it.

Lyrai
Jan 18, 2012

Of course Dale Jr hates Trump, a wall killed his dad.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Lyrai posted:

Of course Dale Jr hates Trump, a wall killed his dad.

Went to put this in the quote thread and realized I was already in the quote thread.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY

Lyrai posted:

Of course Dale Jr hates Trump, a wall killed his dad.

To be fair, though, I think the wall was acting in self defense. He was driving a car right at it, what was it supposed to do?

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Oh, right on schedule, here comes more disgusting apologism for America's out-of-control Wall Culture.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY
#NotWallMen

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

the quotes thread collects quotes like the quotes in the quotes thread

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Doc Hawkins posted:

Oh, right on schedule, here comes more disgusting apologism for America's out-of-control Wall Culture.

I beg your loving pardon, but if you check the tapes you will clearly see that it was Earnhardt who was "out of control".

And another thing, this isn't about having a wall, it's about protection. Why, if the only thing that will protect my family from a high speed, souped up billboard on wheels being driven by some drunken redneck is a wall, you better drat well believe I'm gettin' me a wall. poo poo, I'll be honest, I own four walls right now to keep my family and my property safe. Thanks Obama.

the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
i've been working out!

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

SpacePig posted:

#NotWallMen

But it is some of them. The one that killed Earnhardt couldn't have been a good one, because everyone knows that good fences make good neighbours.

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

Jedit posted:

But it is some of them. The one that killed Earnhardt couldn't have been a good one, because everyone knows that good fences make good neighbours.
*ba-dum-tssh!*

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Were you worried people wouldn't know what a rim shot is?

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY
I mean, gently caress, there's a smiley for it.
:rimshot:

e:
Even one for you, Bob.
:downsrim:

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
I need a Ken Burns narrator explaining to me what a rimshot is for me to truly get it.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


"My dearest Zildjian: the comedy has grown very heavy now. I grow certain that soon I shall be expected to play a short roll, followed by a single strike of the clash cymbals."

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the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
this post is high art

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