sneakyfrog posted:

puns are their own punishment

InequalityGodzilla posted:

That got removed because everyone agreed it was far too punishing.

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Anyways, isn't sand actually the oldest rock? You do understand that grains of sand don't grow up to be mountains, right goons?

EmmyOk posted:

Puns are pretty universally unfunny and not clever but just lmao if you think I'd probate someone for one

SwissArmyDruid posted:

I admit it, my palate has been shaped by my past experiences. Have you ever had Canadian cheddar? Canadians do not gently caress around when it comes to cheddar. I tried a ten-year aged cheddar that was so sharp, it engraves a pentacle on your tongue and then summons the entirety of Van Halen in your mouth whereupon your head explodes.

I got better, though.

mod saas posted:

a man is watching a webcam of a tree in a park. in the background is a familiar northern skyline. it is autumn

as time passes, the man becomes more and more anxious. finally, a single leaf detaches from a branch and drifts lazily downward.

frantically the man turns two keys that unlock a cover over a large red button. his hand rests gently upon it. time slows as we see the reflection of this falling leaf in the man's eyes.

the leaf, at last, makes gentle perch upon the grass.

the man pushes the button.

on an idyllic Floridian highway, the sun is shining and buyers are singing. suddenly, all the amber alert activate simultaneously. every smartphone starts buzzing and beeping.

on the horizon, a cloud of dust, smoke, and fire billows larger and larger. someone opens their glove compartment to retrieve goggles and a bandana.

somewhere in the background, the roar of drums and guitars swells to an unmistakable crescendo

the snowbirds are coming, you say to yourself. and i am on the fury road

Ariong posted:

You want sick people to be high on weed? That’s insane! *watch alarm beeps* Oh, excuse me. *pulls out comically large syringe labelled “COW DRUGS” and injects it directly into own heart* Anyway, as I was saying...

NihilCredo posted:

JawnV6 posted:

code:

*dst++ = *src++;

Ah, the whomst'd've of programming.

TooMuchAbstraction posted:

The "rear end in a top hat genie" language legit sounds pretty funny.

• When applied to an integer, "!" does a factorial (even if used as a prefix). So does "not". Likewise, "^" is exponentiation instead of xor.
  
• len(str) returns the average bytes per character of the string.
  
• Use = for comparing booleans, == for chars, === for ints, ==== for longs, etc.
  
• min(x, y) returns the amount of time between x and y, in minutes. max(x, y) returns the maximum representable value that the types of x and y can represent.

Dr. Stab posted:

It returns the width, in pixels, of the string, in an unspecified font.

e:

x / y returns x half the time, and y the other half.
x - y returns the a list of all of the integers between x and y inclusive.
% is a unary operator which divides a number by 100.
> < => <= >> and << are all assignment operators
x != y assigns to x an arbitrary value which is is not y.

Linear Zoetrope posted:

Every call to "random" generates a single random number, decided at compile time.

canis minor posted:

Today I learned that there's a goatse operator - =()= in Perl. I don't know how to feel about it

Soricidus posted:

The correct reaction is shock and horror



because it’s not ±()=

TooMuchAbstraction posted:

"Simulated posted:

This is somehow both wrong and almost right. It's like a carpenter who doesn't understand how to use a table saw so they cut all lumber by filing for a long time in the same spot. How did you get a job doing carpentry without learning about saws?!?!

Look dude, I'm just trying to cut this board. My file works for me, I'm not interested in buying new tools, so if you could just help me cut this board and lay off about how I'm "doing it wrong" or whatever, I've got a bathroom to remodel here and these joists ain't gonna notch themselves.

sneakyfrog posted:

never forget

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3813464

Burt Sexual posted:

The very first page it all fell apart. That was fun.

Burt Sexual posted:

The very first page it all fell apart. That was fun.

BraveJoe posted:

Wentz should be a Brown

Jota posted:

Wow, really? Just because he makes some plays with his feet we get this?

Collateral Damage posted:

Cutting into your floor joists tends to make things fall apart.

SpacePig posted:

Man, I know people report the absolute stupidest things sometimes, but I hope there aren't people out there whose lives are miserable enough that they are reporting puns.

That's, like, rock bottom.

RyokoTK posted:

There was a time in PYF when people were being probated for puns.

Yestermoment posted:

To be fair, there was a point when the puns were really out of hand. Like a constant stream of wannabe Fozzy Bears.

Olaf The Stout posted:

Puns are fun and funny and easy to do for those with a remedial sense of humor and below.

Kay Kessler posted:

I remember in the Metal Gear Rising LP thread the puns got really out of hand.

Pastry of the Year posted:

when it comes to Frank Oz characters to emulate, we a a forum should be less like Fozzie Bear and more like the humorless prison inventory clerk that keeps meticulous track of used condoms

Turtlicious posted:

You really had to steel yourself against them.

sneakyfrog posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3813464

Tiggum posted:

I still can't get over how amazing that bathroom was to begin with. It was the most beautiful bathroom I've ever seen. It literally could not be improved upon. Even if he'd been entirely competent and done everything the right way, he still would have been making a huge mistake.

canyoneer posted:

Hang on, tiled countertops should be criminal offenses.

Marcade posted:

I believe the correct term is pebblerasty.

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Epebblephile

RatHat posted:

DavidAlltheTime posted:

If I were her I would've tekken the kids long ago.

Turtlicious posted:

You really had to steel yourself against them.

Ride The Gravitron posted: